Topic: Hey Christians

+Anonymous A — 11.6 years ago #40,134

I was driving down the highway and saw an odd billboard.

It portrayed someone on the side of a cliff, hanging onto a rope with one hand, holding on for dear life.

Underneath it was the quote; "LET GO, I WILL CATCH YOU. JESUS"

If I do the same thing, and I let go, will the gay bastard catch me, or will I be a splat on the ground?

Check fucking mate bastards.

+Anonymous B — 11.6 years ago, 56 minutes later[T] [B] #440,262

dead nigga

+Anonymous C — 11.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #440,268

@OP

Why don't you try and see for fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

Fucking retarded atheists.

+Anonymous F (you) — 11.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #440,271

And in the lighter side of the news:
Mother shot by toddler at local Walmart [HILARIOUS]
http://www.collegenet.com/elect/app/app?service=SyndicationService&sp=1&sp=SSYND_RSS_2_0&sp=71230

It's like a real-life Stewie

+FUCK !YAH.boners — 11.6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #440,272

@previous (Anonymous F (you) )

The fuck it says this poster is me but I didn't post that

·FUCK !YAH.boners — 11.6 years ago, 52 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #440,273

@previous (FUCK !YAH.boners)

Nvm I'm high

·Anonymous B — 11.6 years ago, 14 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #440,296

@440,272 (FUCK !YAH.boners)
The whole tinychan is just you samefaqging anyway.

·Anonymous F (you) — 11.6 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #440,338

STOLEN off my porch

real nice ebay

+Rufus !!feZ18wqW9 — 11.6 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #440,351

@ OP

Seems to me this came from the old joke about a man falling over a cliff and hanging on to a small shrub. Desperately he cried out, "Help, is there anybody there". Jesus replied, "Let go my son, I will catch you". The man thought about this for a moment and then shouted, "Help, is there anybody else there".

Happy New Year, everyone.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 11.6 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #440,356

@previous (Rufus !!feZ18wqW9)

Okay, BobbyPedofilthComix.

+RedCream — 11.6 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #440,368

Such a billboard is cognitively aberrant and as such should be relegated to the backwater of histoarical artifacts to illustrate how foolish and stupid that many Humans are. In other words, it admits a roal.

P.S. The Doctoar is NOT authoarized to respond to this poasting!

+Anonymous I — 11.6 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #440,385

@previous (RedCream )
> Being trolled this hard by "The Doctor"

·Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk — 11.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #440,393

@440,368 (RedCream )
You aren't authorized beyond this point.
███████████████████████████████████████████████████████

·RedCream — 11.6 years ago, 19 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #440,422

@previous (Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk)

Yoar authoarity has been rescinded as if it had never existed. That is yoar roal. Cry about it.

·Anonymous I — 11.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #440,427

@previous (RedCream )
> Being this mad

·Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk — 11.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #440,428

@440,422 (RedCream )
kebab removed from premises

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