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Topic: You're all invited

+Auntie Em 11.6 years ago #40,003

Come on over and hang out. I have whiskey and weed.

+ducky 11.6 years ago, 9 minutes later[T] [B] #439,490

Heyy

·Auntie Em (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,492

@previous (ducky )
Hey

+Anonymous C11.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,495

Sorry, M, you're too far away plus I have to be up early tomorrow and drive 6hrs. Just mail me allocation of marijuanas and syringes.

+Anonymous D11.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,498

125676658484.pngI don't think my parents would be too keen on making a detour to visit a pot-smoking crazy lady I met on the internet over xmas.

·Auntie Em (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,501

@439,495 (C)
Hahaha, whiskey and weed you dolt, not heroin!

·ducky 11.6 years ago, 32 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,502

@439,498 (D)
That sounds like the best Xmas of ur life

·Anonymous C11.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,503

@439,498 (D)
It's probably for the best... you'd be put on the DHS terror watchlist if you went.

·Auntie Em (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 12 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,504

@439,498 (D)
Hahaha, plus I don't want the bother of registering as a sex offender every year, but if you're ever looking for crazy, I'm your lady :)

You guys crack me up :D

·Anonymous C11.6 years ago, 28 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,505

@439,501 (Auntie Em )
> 2014
> Not injecting whole marijuanas

ISHYGDDT.

·Auntie Em (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 36 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,506

@439,503 (C)
Another good point. And I'm sure there are other lists.

·Anonymous C11.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,507

@previous (Auntie Em )
I haven't put in any other FOIA requests... yet. Lemme get back to you in about six months.

·Auntie Em (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 17 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,508

@439,505 (C)
I've never injected anything not prescribed by a physician. Almost, once, but I just said no.

·Anonymous C11.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,510

@previous (Auntie Em )
You know who else said "no"? Hitler.

·Auntie Em (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,512

@439,507 (C)
You bastard. You'll NEVER get me alive!

I could be wrong, but it was miso likely "nein".

·Anonymous C11.6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #439,513

the-time-nancy-reagan-invented-just-say-no-and-other-great-moments-in-@previous (Auntie Em )
There's four things you need to know:

1. Taking you alive was never the plan.
2. I have no interest in taking you dead either.
3. Hitler was the second coming of Christ.
4. During WWII... AMERICA attempted to make a bomb that utilized a metric fuckton of bats carrying small incendiary devices.

P.S. Here is an instructional image demonstrating how to inject marijuanas.

(Edited 44 seconds later.)


+Anonymous E11.6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #439,514

image.jpg@OP

> Come on over and hang out. I have whiskey and weed.

Go on...

·Auntie Em (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,517

@439,513 (C)
You seem a bit agitated.
As to numbers 1 and 2, you wouldn't have made it past the compound walls, so your issue is moot.
As to numbers 3 and 4, I don't know what the fuck that had to do with anything, but enjoy your autism nonetheless.

·Auntie Em (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,518

@439,514 (E)
We get a little buzzed, light a fire, put on some music...

And burn stuff.

·Anonymous E11.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,519

image.jpg@previous (Auntie Em )

> We get a little buzzed, light a fire, put on some music...
>
> And burn stuff.

I'm in. Let's blow this popsicle stand.

·Anonymous D11.6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,520

@439,504 (Auntie Em )
I live with my parents because autism, not because I'm a child.

+Anonymous F11.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,528

1387073103165144.jpg@previous (D)
Self diagnosed?

+Svet !jzYkdX7lIw11.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,529

I dunno, are you a pervert?

·Anonymous F11.6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,530

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
There will be lines of coke, what do you care?

+Omen !!hnQvReR0M11.6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,531

You're only six hrs away, so I'm tempted. Unfortunately I've overextended my finances this year, give it a month or so and I'm in.

·Anonymous F11.6 years ago, 36 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,533

@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
You and Em should get together for an ice cream social in the new year

+Anonymous I11.6 years ago, 32 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,534

@OP
Invite this
*grabs dick*

·ducky 11.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,542

@439,531 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
U go w op I'll go w tryp international tinychan party

+Anonymous J11.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,545

@439,517 (Auntie Em )
Negative. Happy holidays anyway, crazy lady.

·Auntie Em (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #439,622

@439,520 (D)
In that case I wouldn't want to be on any disabled abuser lists. You really can't live on your own?

@439,529 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
"Pervert" is such a subjective concept :)

@439,531 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
It'll be good times!

@439,534 (I)
Ok you win, your dick is invited too.

@previous (J)
You too :)

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