Notice: Home alone tonight?
Topic: You're all invited
+Auntie Em — 11.6 years ago #40,003
Come on over and hang out. I have whiskey and weed.
+ducky — 11.6 years ago, 9 minutes later[T] [B] #439,490
Heyy
·Auntie Em (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,492
+Anonymous C — 11.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,495
Sorry, M, you're too far away plus I have to be up early tomorrow and drive 6hrs. Just mail me allocation of marijuanas and syringes.
+Anonymous D — 11.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,498

I don't think my parents would be too keen on making a detour to visit a pot-smoking crazy lady I met on the internet over xmas.
·Auntie Em (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,501
@439,495 (C)
Hahaha, whiskey and weed you dolt, not heroin!
·ducky — 11.6 years ago, 32 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,502
@439,498 (D)
That sounds like the best Xmas of ur life
·Anonymous C — 11.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,503
@439,498 (D)
It's probably for the best... you'd be put on the DHS terror watchlist if you went.
·Auntie Em (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 12 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,504
@439,498 (D)
Hahaha, plus I don't want the bother of registering as a sex offender every year, but if you're ever looking for crazy, I'm your lady :)
You guys crack me up :D
·Anonymous C — 11.6 years ago, 28 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,505
@439,501 (Auntie Em )
> 2014
> Not injecting whole marijuanas
ISHYGDDT.
·Auntie Em (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 36 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,506
@439,503 (C)
Another good point. And I'm sure there are other lists.
·Anonymous C — 11.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,507
@previous (Auntie Em )
I haven't put in any other FOIA requests... yet. Lemme get back to you in about six months.
·Auntie Em (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 17 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,508
@439,505 (C)
I've never injected anything not prescribed by a physician. Almost, once, but I just said no.
·Anonymous C — 11.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,510
@previous (Auntie Em )
You know who else said "no"? Hitler.
·Auntie Em (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,512
@439,507 (C)
You bastard. You'll NEVER get me alive!
I could be wrong, but it was miso likely "nein".
·Anonymous C — 11.6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #439,513
@previous (Auntie Em )
There's four things you need to know:
1. Taking you alive was never the plan.
2. I have no interest in taking you dead either.
3. Hitler was the second coming of Christ.
4. During WWII... AMERICA attempted to make a bomb that utilized
a metric fuckton of bats carrying small incendiary devices.
P.S. Here is an instructional image demonstrating how to inject marijuanas.
(Edited 44 seconds later.)
+Anonymous E — 11.6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #439,514
@OP
> Come on over and hang out. I have whiskey and weed.
Go on...
·Auntie Em (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,517
@439,513 (C)
You seem a bit agitated.
As to numbers 1 and 2, you wouldn't have made it past the compound walls, so your issue is moot.
As to numbers 3 and 4, I don't know what the fuck that had to do with anything, but enjoy your autism nonetheless.
·Auntie Em (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,518
@439,514 (E)
We get a little buzzed, light a fire, put on some music...
And burn stuff.
·Anonymous E — 11.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,519
@previous (Auntie Em )
> We get a little buzzed, light a fire, put on some music...
>
> And burn stuff.
I'm in. Let's blow this popsicle stand.
·Anonymous D — 11.6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,520
@439,504 (Auntie Em )
I live with my parents because autism, not because I'm a child.
+Anonymous F — 11.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,528
@previous (D)
Self diagnosed?
+Svet !jzYkdX7lIw — 11.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,529
I dunno, are you a pervert?
·Anonymous F — 11.6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,530
@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
There will be lines of coke, what do you care?
+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 11.6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,531
You're only six hrs away, so I'm tempted. Unfortunately I've overextended my finances this year, give it a month or so and I'm in.
·Anonymous F — 11.6 years ago, 36 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,533
@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
You and Em should get together for an ice cream social in the new year
+Anonymous I — 11.6 years ago, 32 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,534
@OP
Invite
this
*grabs dick*
·ducky — 11.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,542
@439,531 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
U go w op I'll go w tryp international tinychan party
+Anonymous J — 11.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,545
@439,517 (Auntie Em )
Negative. Happy holidays anyway, crazy lady.
·Auntie Em (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #439,622
@439,520 (D)
In that case I wouldn't want to be on any disabled abuser lists. You really can't live on your own?
@439,529 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
"Pervert" is such a subjective concept :)
@439,531 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
It'll be good times!
@439,534 (I)
Ok you win, your dick is invited too.
@previous (J)
You too :)
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