Topic: tfw no lgbt friendly churches in my town

+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 11.6 years ago #39,982

Thought about attending a service and ask a pastor a few questions.

+Anonymous B — 11.6 years ago, 17 minutes later[T] [B] #439,279

@OP
Join a cult

+Anonymous C — 11.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,281

Whay did the pastor say?

+Anonymous D — 11.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,282

you are not lgbt. you are too autistic to know what you want

+ducky — 11.6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,287

Awww

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,295

Ask a regular pastor.

·Anonymous D — 11.6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,301

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Isn't Catherine on the verge of being classified as lacking in capacity?

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.6 years ago, 57 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,307

@previous (D)
It seems that way.

+Anonymous G — 11.6 years ago, 56 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,309

@OP

> Thought about attending a service and ask a pastor a few questions.

Test out your local Cathy~licker church's. Dress up as a weeeeee school boy. Go to confession and confess your sins. Should be easy to find a Priest who shall we say is going to be very Lgbt friendly if you get my drift. Bring lube lots of lube.

+Anonymous H — 11.6 years ago, 56 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,322

So you want a chruch that lets you lick out manbitches on the alter? Just sweep your arm across the top, bibles flying, and prop up the boypussy there? IS that what you want?

+Anonymous I — 11.6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,326

I'm sure there are plenty of pseudo-protestant queer cults out there

+The Detector !3yzc29zx8c — 11.6 years ago, 53 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,333

@439,309 (G)
Ok, rufus2sox

·ducky — 11.6 years ago, 57 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,339

Its just church. People just wanna worship god. Just go to church its not like just bcos there isnt rainbows and signs everywhere doesnt mean you cant go.

+Anonymous K — 11.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,343

@previous (ducky )
> People just wanna worship god

Church is also a great way to make connections. Eyes lock across pews and then the coffee social after church. Once got a hand job during a service. She put her coat over me and...oh yes oh yes OH YES...

I think I had a Jesus moment and almost yelled out Jesus oh Jesus.

+Anonymous L — 11.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,344

Faggots can find and cum to Jesus, outside of Church.

·The Detector !3yzc29zx8c — 11.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,348

@previous (L)
Ok, syntax.

·Syntax — 11.6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,353

@previous (The Detector !3yzc29zx8c)
Did I blow it with the
> find and cum to Jesus?

Photo is from a real court case. Person was arrested but I did not look to see exactly wot law he was breaking

·Anonymous I — 11.6 years ago, 36 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,359

@439,339 (ducky )
To some people, church is a social activity. The only they ever do, for a few of those. God is secondary, gossiping after service or "finding a good man/woman" takes the front seat.

+Anonymous M — 11.6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,364

@439,353 (Syntax )

Sure syntax.... Its from a "real court case", and you just happen to have picture?

+Anonymous N — 11.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,365

@439,279 (B)

> Join a cult

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 40 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,366

@439,339 (ducky )
I think some churches will flat out refuse such people entry.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,370

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
You dont know because you're too afraid to try.

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,372

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Damn right I'm scared; this town is heavily conservative.

+Anonymous O — 11.6 years ago, 29 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,373

@439,366 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
It's church not a costume party. You're not there to call attention to yourself, show up see if you like it maybe you'll meet a nice girl. Pray for syntax while you're there.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,374

@439,372 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
So? Walk into a fucking church, they wont lynch you.

·ducky — 11.6 years ago, 50 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,375

@439,372 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
nothing wrong with that

@439,359 (I)
lame

+Anonymous P — 11.6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,377

@439,374 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Are you sure about that?

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.6 years ago, 40 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,379

@previous (P)
Yes. I've been in more churches than I can remember, and I'm alive and kicking.

+Anonymous Q — 11.6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,383

@439,374 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)

> So? Walk into a fucking church, they wont lynch you.

Unless it's Westboro Baptist.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,384

@previous (Q)
They fucking excommunicated Fred Phelps right before he died. Thats fucked up.

+Anonymous R — 11.6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,387

Classic Catherine and his victimhood syndrome.

+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 11.6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,389

would you seek for a lgbt friendly god?

·Anonymous P — 11.6 years ago, 40 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,391

@439,379 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
You didn't catch on fire? Are you LGBT? Are you sure they didn't try to lynch you?

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,393

@previous (P)
I just walked in with a gender queer*, and threw it at their direction when they got suspecious.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.6 years ago, 39 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,395

Catherine, have you ever set foot inside a church?

·Anonymous P — 11.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,396

@439,393 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
The old toss a tosser decoy... Works every time.

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 30 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,400

@439,389 (On !Uvm54ORbmo)
I'd seek an all loving God like the Christians tell me about.

@439,387 (R)
Text voice sounds so familiar. Autphag?

@439,395 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Yes, in fact, but that was when I was a wee one.
Now my mother doesn't go there because it got "taken over by Mexicans".

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,404

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Did anything bad happen?

·Syntax — 11.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,410

@439,364 (M)

> Sure syntax.... Its from a "real court case", and you just happen to have picture?

Was looking4 photo relevant to Cathy's topic and found this - That 14 year old took one hell of a lot of selfies to self indite
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2014/10/03/teen-who-desecrated-jesus-statue-hit-with-6-month-ban-from-social-media-and-350-hours-of-community-service/

This is why he has been absent from 4 Chan

·Anonymous Q — 11.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,417

@439,384 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)

> They fucking excommunicated Fred Phelps right before he died. Thats fucked up.

Oh shit. They haven't even reached their final form.

·Anonymous N — 11.6 years ago, 32 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,420

@439,410 (Syntax )
> threatened with 2yrs prison time
> for "desecrating" a statue of Jesus H. Christ by posing for a mock blow job pic
> receives 350 hrs of community service plus no social media for six months and some other nonsense

What recockulousness.

·Pope Francis — 11.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,426

@previous (N)
Bullshit man, Jesus would be so cool with it

·Anonymous M — 11.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #439,434

@439,410 (Syntax )

After reading that, it is fucked up he got charged. As stated in the story, an apology to the church should have been sufficient enough.

+Anonymous T — 11.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #439,438

@439,366 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

> I think some churches will flat out refuse such people entry.

Just don't turn up in a dress. Once you've made real friends the you can come out to them if you so desire

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #439,439

@439,417 (Q)
A former atheist who isnt even related to any of them, came in a took it over. Look that shit up.

·Rapeculture !saAqdaazn2 — 11.6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #439,441

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Humiliate me

·Anonymous I — 11.6 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #439,443

@439,400 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
You wish.

·Anonymous N — 11.6 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #439,466

@439,426 (Pope Francis )
Ikr, they're acting like Jesus never sucked a little dick or smoked a little crack.

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