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Topic: "God" is bisexual.

+Anonymous A11.6 years ago #39,977

The Bible has many occurrences where a male figure is referred to as "a man after God's own heart". This clearly illustrates that either:
A. God is bisexual
or
B. God is actually the female figure "Mother Nature" and has been mis-gendered for millenia.

+ducky 11.6 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #439,230

Shhh

+Anonymous C11.6 years ago, 3 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,231

leprechaun.jpgnigga who cares

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,233

@previous (C)
A certain alcoholic.

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM11.6 years ago, 50 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,234

I hate you so much.

·ducky 11.6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,237

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
i like your reaction

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM11.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,238

@previous (ducky )
I like your hair.

·ducky 11.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,239

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
thanks i like yours too!

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM11.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,240

Op, you fail at being edgy.

+Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq11.6 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #439,248

@439,234 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
You seem tense.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM11.6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,252

@previous (Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq)
I'm high strung.

+Syntax 11.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,257

@OP
If there is a God then yes God wood be female n not bi

Also God she wood have a Vagina so huge the Sun wood fit inside her with room for a few added planets

In theory based on Big Bang Theory - Goddess Vagina wood be large nuff to blast out all that exists in known n unknown Universe

+Anonymous G11.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,258

image.jpg@OP

> The Bible has many occurrences where a male figure is referred to as "a man after God's own heart". This clearly illustrates that either:
> A. God is bisexual
> or
> B. God is actually the female figure "Mother Nature" and has been mis-gendered for millenia.

I'm fed up with this world.

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