Topic: If God is all encompassing...

+Anonymous A — 11.6 years ago #39,975

What is the point in having characters like Mother Nature and Father Time?

+Anonymous B — 11.6 years ago, 7 minutes later[T] [B] #439,207

are you retarded?

+Anonymous C — 11.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,208

God is dead, he offed himself in what is known as the big bang, that's how he created us, by destroying himself. Mankind will follow His example and destroy themselves to create something new.

In some ways fertility goddesses and Chronus have replaced the big G in the sky. They have always been an important elements to any apocalyptic death cults' [REDACTED] in any case but we can't discuss that with outsiders.

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,209

Or Jack Frost, or Baby New Year!

·Anonymous B — 11.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,210

or captain autism

+Anonymous E — 11.6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #439,211

Ozzy Osbourne will be our next god.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.6 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #439,213

@439,210 (B)
You dont know who OP is! He's fucking anonymous!

+ducky — 11.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #439,214

You atheists r slow

·Anonymous B — 11.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #439,215

@previous (ducky )
the autistic atheist

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #439,217

@439,209 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Baby new year is a farce. Every year is mostly the same as the last: people break resolutions, lie, cheat, and steal, do things they regret, and swear they'll do better next year.

@439,211 (E)
He's already our elected representative to alien nations.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #439,220

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Fuck you. I love that big headed, faggot.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #439,222

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
I thought you embraced your insanity? :(

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.6 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #439,223

What role does the Easter Bunny play in all of this?

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #439,224

@439,222 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I'm the most sane person here.

·Anonymous B — 11.6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,226

@439,223 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
he's a furfag

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,228

@previous (B)
Cleanse it with eternal hellfire.

@439,224 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
This is highly disappointing news...

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,229

@439,226 (B)
But he died for your sins and waxy chocolate eggs.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.6 years ago, 43 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,232

@439,228 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I'm so sorry. It's depressing for me as well.

·Anonymous B — 11.6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,235

@439,229 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
he had to die so that a child may live

+Anonymous H — 11.6 years ago, 7 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #439,275

The Zohar says the universe exists because God moved away from an area to open up empty space.

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