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Topic: If an alien abductee passed a polygraph test

+Anonymous A11.7 years ago #39,798

...would you believe he/she was abducted by aliens?

+Anonymous B11.7 years ago, 4 hours later[T] [B] #437,237

No, because that only proves that they actually believe what they're saying happened, happened. Chris chan honestly believed bluespike was a girl who was in love with him. Surprise! Bluespike was a gay little kid having phone sex with an autistic man twice his age.

+Anonymous C11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #437,242

ChristopherEccleston.jpg@previous (B)
> Being this obsessed with "Chris-chan"

+Pope Francis 11.7 years ago, 52 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #437,248

Polygraph tests are not scientifically valid; they are merely an interrogation tool. While interrogating, officers are free to be dishonest with the process and with the results, in the effort to ellicit useable statements.

·Anonymous B11.7 years ago, 54 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #437,253

@previous (Pope Francis )
Have you ever not had bestial sex with a pig with or without bacon wrapped around your genitals?

+Anonymous E11.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #437,257

Put a tinfoil hat on.
Jewish Aliens didn't do wtc

(Edited 17 seconds later.)


·Anonymous C11.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #437,271

ChristopherEccleston.jpg@437,248 (Pope Francis )
> Being this obsessed with "science"

+Anonymous F11.7 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #437,517

Muhammad actually believed a unicorn would give him pony rides while he slept. I've no doubt he'd pass a polygraph.

·Anonymous B11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #437,536

grill2.png@previous (F)
You mean, I haven't been bounding through the tulip fields of Holland on the back of a unicorn while I'm sleeping?

+PsyOp 11.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #437,556

@437,257 (E)
An aluminum foil faraday cage isn't enough to keep them away. You can say nice earth-goyim things all you want but they still know your inner most thoughts. It helps to conceal them... your thoughts... you must wrap them up like little presents, until you view everything in a wrapped up way, but it only helps a little. Because there is a specter in the corner of your mind. Always watching... waiting. There is no escape.

HWQA SUS 8022.

+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP211.7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #437,568

negi.jpg@437,536 (B)

+Anonymous I11.7 years ago, 9 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #437,611

124.png@437,536 (B)

·Anonymous B11.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #437,621

@previous (I)
Try again, her hair is visibly coming out of the back of the cap where it shouldn't be able to. I'm docking your grade from an A+ down to an A until you correct this.

(Edited 16 seconds later.)


·Anonymous C11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #437,634

ChristopherEccleston.jpg@previous (B)
> Being this obsessed with obscure Chinese cartoon characters

·Anonymous I11.7 years ago, 12 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #437,699

125.png@437,536 (B)
@437,621 (B)

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