Topic: The day Santa "backdoored" me.
+Negi Springfield !!fR1IwgdiF — 11.7 years ago #39,794
This happened last week at a mall. I had went shopping with one of my friends and she had to go to the bathroom. Knowing me, I wanted to hook up with a guy #SINGLEPRINGLE. I noticed a mall Santa, and he conveniently looked 20-25 :D Sarah (MAH BESTIE) came back and pointed him out. I walked over to him and asked him out... BAE BAE.End by the time we finished talking I scored at date!!! It was planned to meet at this place where we would intercourse. Skip to 3 hours later, I was all spiffy and looking on point :D O~O. When I arrived to his house (Max) he was dressed in a house robe, but rock hard abs YASSSS. Max grabbed my shirt and pulled me to his bed. I was undressing when he got everything ready!! Max grabbed my ass and started to lube up his dick... YES! XD He inserted his penis into my butt ( PLEASE ITS NOT SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE) and by the end I was so happy!! But one weird thing.. a knife was laying on his dresser. He told me to "shut your eyes I have a surprise." And so I did. I heard lube being applied to something.. a sharp OBJECT. FUCK NO BETCH WHET. I opened my eyes to see a knife being lubed up, and him bleeding on his hands. At this point I was scared af so I bolted to the door butt naked :3 My hand never twisted a door faster ever!! He said "Lucky boy, naughty list for you." >:D OH NO. Anyways, point of the story, don't kiss Santa under a mistletoe.
TL;DR: Mall Santa and me had sex, Santa gets a sharp knife and wants to stick it up my ass.
+Nerdy Spergfield !!fR1IwgdiF — 11.7 years ago, 15 minutes later[T] [B] #437,187
Hmm, let's see...
+autist — 11.7 years ago, 10 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #437,227
+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 11.7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #437,230
+Negi Springfield !!fR1IwgdiF — 11.7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #437,236
+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 11.7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #437,239
+Auntie Em — 11.7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #437,241
Quit reading at
> I had went
> I had went
+Anonymous H — 11.7 years ago, 5 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #437,263
Put your tinfoil hat on
Jewish mall Santas didn't do wtc
Jewish mall Santas didn't do wtc
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