Topic: Hey Kook: if you had the chance, would you give up your job and move to Africa

+Anonymous A — 11.7 years ago #39,693

...to take care of orphaned baby elephants at the Sheldrick Wildlife Sanctuary?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCnwq6I-u-A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTC5IIRxklE

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

+Anonymous B — 11.7 years ago, 56 minutes later[T] [B] #436,295

@OP
> Being this obsessed with "Kook"

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #436,326

Not after this ebola shit.

·Anonymous B — 11.7 years ago, 9 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #436,358

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
> Being this obsessed with "ebola"

+Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #436,368

@436,326 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Africa: always finding new ways to alienate its people.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #436,371

@previous (D)
We should just wall it off

·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #436,373

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
nah, carpet-bomb the whole thing into oblivion.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.7 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #436,409

@previous (D)
We should turn it into a zombie themed amusement park.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #436,410

@436,373 (D)
We should also dip Mexico in plastic and turn it into a pleasure park. I'd call it "Pussy Pussy Drug Land"

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.7 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #436,417

@436,409 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
But what about the baby elephants??

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.7 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #436,434

@previous (A)
Elephant world?!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.7 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #436,451

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
So, we evacuate all the elephants to a safe zone beforehand? What about all the other animals? Wouldn't it be easier to just drive out all the human inhabitants and turn the whole continent into a vast wildlife reserve?

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #436,468

Actually yes it would be easier. But we should keep some women and children to run rides and concession stand.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #436,472

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
How about if we drop child molesters and wife beaters into the middle of the savannah to be devoured by leopards, lions and hyenas?

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #436,477

@previous (A)
that would be hilarious Bread and circuses!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #436,481

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
The best part would be when they beg and plead for mercy as we shove them out transport, using electrified cattle prods to force them into the jaws of the waiting predators.

·Anonymous B — 11.7 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #436,485

@436,451 (A)
> Being this obsessed with "wildlife"

+Anonymous E — 11.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #436,492

@previous (B)
> Being this obsessed with "niggers"

·Anonymous B — 11.7 years ago, 39 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #436,493

@previous (E)
> Using my "may-may"

·Anonymous E — 11.7 years ago, 32 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #436,495

@previous (B)
> Being this obsessed with "illegible gibberish"

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.7 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #436,516

@436,481 (A)
I would watch his shit

·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #436,536

@436,468 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
So basically we just wait for aids and ebola to run its course through the continent.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #436,539

@previous (D)
Yes. They're over there killing albinos for their magic body parts. We need to tap out.

+Anonymous F — 11.7 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #436,619

@OP is tgcomix

+Anonymous G — 11.7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #436,620

@previous (F)

> @OP is tgcomix

·Anonymous B — 11.7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #436,621

@436,619 (F)
> Being this obsessed with "tgcomix"

·Anonymous E — 11.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #436,622

@previous (B)
> Being "The Doctor"

·Anonymous B — 11.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #436,623

@previous (E)
> Being this obsessed with "The Doctor"

·Anonymous E — 11.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #436,624

@previous (B)
> See @436,622 (E)

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