Topic: Fatfuck is a professional writer

+Anonymous A — 11.7 years ago #39,691

...if posting shitty articles on an obscure online food blog can be considered professional writing.

+Anonymous B — 11.7 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #436,275

@OP
no1cars
literallyno1

+Anonymous C — 11.7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #436,277

@OP

Its only professional if he gets paid for it.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #436,278

@previous (C)
So, theoretically, if he was paid $10.00 for one article over his entire lifetime, he could legitimately call himself a professional writer?

+Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #436,281

@OP
> Being this obsessed with "Fatfuck"

·Anonymous C — 11.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #436,282

@436,278 (A)
I guess so.

+Anonymous E — 11.7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #436,283

@436,278 (A)
I think that would be a professional blogger. If you were to call your a professional writer without having anything published people might think you were a loon

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #436,285

@previous (E)
@436,282 (C)
So, it doesn't how little he's paid, or how (in)frequently, he's still a professional?

(Edited 43 seconds later.)

+Anonymous F — 11.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #436,287

Nobody gives a shit, Eels.

·Anonymous E — 11.7 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #436,288

@436,285 (A)
Maybe, depends on the definition.

adjective
adjective: professional

1.
relating to or belonging to a profession.
"young professional people"
synonyms: white-collar, executive, non-manual
"people in professional occupations"
antonyms: manual
worthy of or appropriate to a professional person; competent, skilful, or assured.
"his professional expertise"
synonyms: expert, accomplished, skilful, adept, masterly, masterful, excellent, fine, polished, finished, skilled, proficient, competent, capable, able, efficient, experienced, practised, trained, seasoned, slick, businesslike, deft, dexterous; More
informalace, crack, stellar, top-notch
"I think we gave a thoroughly professional performance"
antonyms: amateurish, incompetent, inept
2.
engaged in a specified activity as one's main paid occupation rather than as an amateur.
"a professional boxer"
synonyms: paid, salaried, non-amateur, full-time
"a professional tennis player"
antonyms: amateur
informalderogatory
habitually making a feature of a particular activity or attribute.
"a professional gloom-monger"

noun
noun: professional; plural noun: professionals

1.
a person engaged or qualified in a profession.
"professionals such as lawyers and surveyors"
synonyms: white-collar worker, professional worker, office worker
"affluent young professionals"
a person engaged in a specified activity, especially a sport, as a main paid occupation rather than as a pastime.
"his first season as a professional"
synonyms: professional player, non-amateur, paid player;
informalpro
"it's his first season as a professional"
a person competent or skilled in a particu

·Anonymous E — 11.7 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #436,289

@436,285 (A)
But I guess if he wants to call himself a professional he could argue the case but would look like an idiot

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #436,290

@436,288 (E)
From what I can see, Fatfuck doesn't fit any of those definitions, apart from the informaldegrogatory sense. Perhaps he could best be described as a "professional faggot"?

·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #436,296

@436,287 (F)
> Being this obsessed with "not giving a shit"

+Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #436,307

@436,290 (A)
Yeah, probably.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #436,337

@436,277 (C)
@436,282 (C)
If Chris-chan actually sold one of his shitty "sonichu" medallions for $3.00, would that make him a professional artist?

(Edited 42 seconds later.)

·Anonymous C — 11.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #436,340

@previous (A)
Brb off to make chris-chan a professional artist

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·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #436,353

@436,337 (A)
> Being this obsessed with "Chris-chan"

·Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #436,365

@436,337 (A)
No, because professional artists are only valuable after they die of starvation.

+Pope Francis — 11.7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #436,367

To receive the professional designation, one must apply to and be accepted into the respective guild.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.7 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #436,452

I'm kind of disappointed by the response to this topic. I would've thought that Fatfuck would've used a proxy to contaminate this thread with his lies and bullshite by now.

+Anonymous I — 11.7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #436,453

@previous (A)
He is busy eating cock.

http://minichan.org/topic/38400

Topic: I will be eating at a donkey meat restaurant tonight.

I shall be enjoying the delicacy of donkey meat, prepared in several different ways. It is really good. What are your food plans for today?

Do not miss Syntax's

@OP
Says
> Most humans in the world do. It is quite delicious,
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
dw's most excellent research (No BS - MS PhD degree (yet)
> It is, in factual fact, bullshit.
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey#Economic_use

A few donkeys are milked or raised for meat
> [Dead Donkey] it is used for soaps and cosmetics
> [Chinese dead Donkey] Guo Li Zhuang restaurants offer the genitals of donkeys in dishes
In other words OP Eats Donkey dick.

·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #436,461

@436,452 (A)
> Being this disappointed

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