Topic: Attn: USAmerican Tinycomrades

+Anonymous A — 11.7 years ago #39,688

I hope you all have a great turkey genocide day with you and yours. Let us not forget our holiday is a symbolic tradition representing and celebrating the genocide and displacement of those who tried to stand in the way of progress and impede the forward march of our grate nation. Our destiny is still ordained by providence, and we shall continue to be the gratest nation on Earth.

Oh and don't forget to be grateful for what you have instead of trying to fill that void in your soul by mindlessly consuming junk you don't need. Spend some time with your loved ones or a stranger who has no one instead.

This is also a Black Friday death count prediction thread. I'm guessing 4 this year. Sorry, no betting pool this time.

Y.T.,
[REDACTED]

P.S. Did the parade get sabotaged? I hope so.

+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 11.7 years ago, 20 minutes later[T] [B] #436,239

Same to you and yours, redacted bud. I guessing 5.5 this year. (One horribly maimed)

+Anonymous C — 11.7 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #436,242

I'm guessing at least 8.

+Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #436,258

@OP
> Being this obsessed with "America"

+Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk — 11.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #436,265

Do Ferguson-related incidents count towards the total?

edit: fucking typos

(Edited 3 days later.)

+[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk — 11.7 years ago, 3 days later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #436,600

I had a car wreck on thursday, grate thanksgiving

·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #436,611

@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
> Being this irresponsible behind the wheel

+Anonymous G — 11.7 years ago, 6 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #436,631

@436,239 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
@436,242 (C)

Thanks, bud.

~~Last I heard there was only one death as a result of an attempted murder suicide on Black Friday~~. Nvm looked it up, it's 2 deaths from the murder suicide at Nordstorm, the woman did eventually die from her injuries. It happened in Chiraq though, so it only sorta counts. So 2 deaths this year although from the same incident.

There probably were at least a couple maimed but I haven't looked too far into the list of injuries. My guess is it'll be escalator related or a car hitting a pedestrian if there were any.

@436,265 (Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk)
Nah, they shouldn't count towards the black Friday death count.

@436,258 (D)
The UK celebrates black Friday now. No deaths there but several injuries related to black Friday madness. Fucking limeys, stealing Murrican traditions.

@436,600 ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
It seemed like Thanksgiving day traffic wasn't as bad this year where I'm at. How bad was the wreck? Hope you're okay, bud.

·[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk — 11.7 years ago, 13 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #436,709

@previous (G)
Not too bad, totaled my friends car, broke a guitar, the three humans in my vehicle are fine

·Anonymous E — 11.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #436,729

@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
> broke a guitar
YOU MONSTER!

·[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk — 11.7 years ago, 34 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #436,730

@previous (E)
I fucking know... she was decappitated

It was my 12 string

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #436,753

@436,729 (E)
> Being this obsessed with "guitars"

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