Topic: Does the unfunny tired shit on this website make you raeg?
+Anonymous A — 11.7 years ago #39,635
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+Anonymous B — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #435,947
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 4 months later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #454,290
@previous (B)
PLEASE ACCEPT THIS MESSAGE AND RESPOND TO ME URGENTLY.
DEAR SIR,
HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY? I HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH YOU. I WRITE TO INFORM YOU ABOUT MY DESIRE TO INVEST AND TO BUY A HOUSE IN YOUR COUNTRY, AND I HOPE THAT THIS TRANSACTION WILL BE GIVEN AN URGENT APPROVAL AND WILL BE TREATED WITH THE STRICTEST CONFIDENCE.
I AM JOHNSON SAVIMBI FROM ANGOLA.MY LATE FATHER GENERAL JONAS SAVIMBI WAS THE REBEL LEADER WHO CONTROLLED THE GOLD AND THE DIAMOND REGIONS OF ANGOLA FOR 27 YEARS SUCCESSFULLY WITHOUT INTERNAL OR EXTERNAL INTERFERENCE.
BEFORE HE DIED,MY FATHER WAS ATTACKED BY THE OPPOSITION FORCE OF THE GOVERNMENT OF PRESIDENT JOSE EDUARDO DOS SANTOS AND WAS KILLED IN FEBRUARY 22 2002. BUT BEFORE HIS DEATH, HE REVEALED AND HANDED TO ME THE WHOLE DOCUMENTS COVERING THE DEPOSIT OF TWO TRUNK BOXES IN THE SECURITY COMPANY HERE IN COTONOU THE REPUBLIC OF BENIN WEST AFRICA. BECAUSE OF THESE REASON I FLED TO CONGO BRAZZAVILLE AS A REFUGEE BECAUSE MY FATHER STEPPED ON MANY TOES WHILE HE WAS CARRYING OUT HIS REBEL ACTIVITIES AND MANY OF HIS ENEMIES ARE AFTER ME ESPECIALLY MY PRESIDENT.
I STAYED IN CONGO FOR ONE MONTH,AFTER WHICH I THEN FLED TO COTONOU IN OTHER TO CLAIM WHAT MY LATE FATHER LEFT FOR ME TO INHERIT AS HIS LEGITIMATE HEIR-AFTER AND NEXT OF KIN.MY FATHER DID NOT DISCLOSE THE REAL CONTENT OF THE BOXES TO THE SECURITY COMPANY SO THAT THEY CANNOT RAISE EYEBROW AGAINST HIM.
THE FIRST BOX CONTAINS 200KG OF 22 KARRAT ALLUVIA GOLD DUST WHILE THE SECOND BOX CONTAINS ($40 MILLION U.S. DOLLARS).THESE TWO BOXES ARE UNDER THE CUSTODY OF A SECURITY COMPANY HERE IN COTONOU, BENIN FOR PROTECTIVE SAFEKEEPING PURPOSES. MY LATE FATHER DISGUISED IT AS "FAMILY TREASURE". SO THE COMPANY DOESN'T KNOW THE REAL CONTENT OF THE TWO CONSIGNMENTS BOXES. HE ALSO GAVE ME ALL THE RELEVANT DOCUMENTS COVERING THE DEPOSIT OF ($20 MILLION U.S.DOLLARS IN A SUSPENCE ACCOUNT IN A BANK HERE IN COTONOU THE REPUBLIC OF BENIN WEST AFRICA.
PLEASE SIR,I WANT YOU TO HELP ME TRANSFER THIS PHYSICAL CASH INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY AND TO ALSO HELP ME COME AND ASSIST ME CLAIM THIS CONSIGNMENT IN THE SECURITY COMPANY HERE IN COTONOU,BENIN.I AM READY TO SIGN AN UNDERTAKING TO RELEASE 20% OF THIS TOTAL MONEY TO YOU AND THE REMAINING 80% WILL BE PURELY FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE.I BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE A TRUSTED AND RELIABLE PERSON AS I CAN FORESEE AND I FULLY HOPE THAT YOU WILL NOT BETRAY ME AT LAST.
PRESENTLY,I AM OUT OF ANGOLA.I AM NOW HERE IN BENIN UNDER THE UNITED NATIONS HIGH COMMISSION FOR REFUGEES(UNHCR) PROTECTION.I HAVE MY REFUGEE DOCUMENTS COVERING MY STAY HERE IN BENIN AS A POLITICAL REFUGEE FLEEING FROM POLITICAL PERSECUTION.I AM NOW IN THE REFUGEE CAMP SEEKING U.N PROTECTION AND SECURITY.SIR THIS IS URGENT INFORMATION THAT I AM GIVING TO YOU,PLEASE,HASTEN UP TO MAKE PROVISION FOR ME TO LEAVE THE REFUGEE CAMP IMMEDATELY AS THIS WILL SPEED UP THIS TRANSACTION.IT WILL ALSO KEEP THIS TRANSACTION STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL BETWEEN YOU AND I ALONE.
I AM ANXIOUSLY WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST.
NOTE:PLEASE GIVE ME AN URGENT REPLY AS SOON AS YOU FINISH READING THIS MESSAGE.ALSO INDICATE YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER IN YOUR NEXT REPLY TO ME.
YOURS SINCERELY,
JOHNSON SAVIMBI.
COTONOU BENIN REFUGEE CAMP
PLEASE ACCEPT THIS MESSAGE AND RESPOND TO ME URGENTLY.
DEAR SIR,
HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY? I HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH YOU. I WRITE TO INFORM YOU ABOUT MY DESIRE TO INVEST AND TO BUY A HOUSE IN YOUR COUNTRY, AND I HOPE THAT THIS TRANSACTION WILL BE GIVEN AN URGENT APPROVAL AND WILL BE TREATED WITH THE STRICTEST CONFIDENCE.
I AM JOHNSON SAVIMBI FROM ANGOLA.MY LATE FATHER GENERAL JONAS SAVIMBI WAS THE REBEL LEADER WHO CONTROLLED THE GOLD AND THE DIAMOND REGIONS OF ANGOLA FOR 27 YEARS SUCCESSFULLY WITHOUT INTERNAL OR EXTERNAL INTERFERENCE.
BEFORE HE DIED,MY FATHER WAS ATTACKED BY THE OPPOSITION FORCE OF THE GOVERNMENT OF PRESIDENT JOSE EDUARDO DOS SANTOS AND WAS KILLED IN FEBRUARY 22 2002. BUT BEFORE HIS DEATH, HE REVEALED AND HANDED TO ME THE WHOLE DOCUMENTS COVERING THE DEPOSIT OF TWO TRUNK BOXES IN THE SECURITY COMPANY HERE IN COTONOU THE REPUBLIC OF BENIN WEST AFRICA. BECAUSE OF THESE REASON I FLED TO CONGO BRAZZAVILLE AS A REFUGEE BECAUSE MY FATHER STEPPED ON MANY TOES WHILE HE WAS CARRYING OUT HIS REBEL ACTIVITIES AND MANY OF HIS ENEMIES ARE AFTER ME ESPECIALLY MY PRESIDENT.
I STAYED IN CONGO FOR ONE MONTH,AFTER WHICH I THEN FLED TO COTONOU IN OTHER TO CLAIM WHAT MY LATE FATHER LEFT FOR ME TO INHERIT AS HIS LEGITIMATE HEIR-AFTER AND NEXT OF KIN.MY FATHER DID NOT DISCLOSE THE REAL CONTENT OF THE BOXES TO THE SECURITY COMPANY SO THAT THEY CANNOT RAISE EYEBROW AGAINST HIM.
THE FIRST BOX CONTAINS 200KG OF 22 KARRAT ALLUVIA GOLD DUST WHILE THE SECOND BOX CONTAINS ($40 MILLION U.S. DOLLARS).THESE TWO BOXES ARE UNDER THE CUSTODY OF A SECURITY COMPANY HERE IN COTONOU, BENIN FOR PROTECTIVE SAFEKEEPING PURPOSES. MY LATE FATHER DISGUISED IT AS "FAMILY TREASURE". SO THE COMPANY DOESN'T KNOW THE REAL CONTENT OF THE TWO CONSIGNMENTS BOXES. HE ALSO GAVE ME ALL THE RELEVANT DOCUMENTS COVERING THE DEPOSIT OF ($20 MILLION U.S.DOLLARS IN A SUSPENCE ACCOUNT IN A BANK HERE IN COTONOU THE REPUBLIC OF BENIN WEST AFRICA.
PLEASE SIR,I WANT YOU TO HELP ME TRANSFER THIS PHYSICAL CASH INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY AND TO ALSO HELP ME COME AND ASSIST ME CLAIM THIS CONSIGNMENT IN THE SECURITY COMPANY HERE IN COTONOU,BENIN.I AM READY TO SIGN AN UNDERTAKING TO RELEASE 20% OF THIS TOTAL MONEY TO YOU AND THE REMAINING 80% WILL BE PURELY FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE.I BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE A TRUSTED AND RELIABLE PERSON AS I CAN FORESEE AND I FULLY HOPE THAT YOU WILL NOT BETRAY ME AT LAST.
PRESENTLY,I AM OUT OF ANGOLA.I AM NOW HERE IN BENIN UNDER THE UNITED NATIONS HIGH COMMISSION FOR REFUGEES(UNHCR) PROTECTION.I HAVE MY REFUGEE DOCUMENTS COVERING MY STAY HERE IN BENIN AS A POLITICAL REFUGEE FLEEING FROM POLITICAL PERSECUTION.I AM NOW IN THE REFUGEE CAMP SEEKING U.N PROTECTION AND SECURITY.SIR THIS IS URGENT INFORMATION THAT I AM GIVING TO YOU,PLEASE,HASTEN UP TO MAKE PROVISION FOR ME TO LEAVE THE REFUGEE CAMP IMMEDATELY AS THIS WILL SPEED UP THIS TRANSACTION.IT WILL ALSO KEEP THIS TRANSACTION STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL BETWEEN YOU AND I ALONE.
I AM ANXIOUSLY WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST.
NOTE:PLEASE GIVE ME AN URGENT REPLY AS SOON AS YOU FINISH READING THIS MESSAGE.ALSO INDICATE YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER IN YOUR NEXT REPLY TO ME.
YOURS SINCERELY,
JOHNSON SAVIMBI.
COTONOU BENIN REFUGEE CAMP
(Edited 20 seconds later.)
+Anonymous C — 11.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #454,293
@OP
You failed to provide contact information. Looked it up and its
jj8t2005@yahoo.fr
Sent mail which bounced back as account closed
You failed to provide contact information. Looked it up and its
jj8t2005@yahoo.fr
Sent mail which bounced back as account closed
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #454,295
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #454,296
This thread makes no sense without context. I cannot offer you context. Apologies many.
·Anonymous C — 11.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #454,300
@454,295 (A)
Not trying to nit pick you but Johnson Savimbi says
> THE FIRST BOX CONTAINS 200KG OF 22 KARRAT ALLUVIA GOLD DUST WHILE THE SECOND BOX CONTAINS ($40 MILLION U.S. DOLLARS)
How you going to get my share of this gold and dollars?
Not trying to nit pick you but Johnson Savimbi says
> THE FIRST BOX CONTAINS 200KG OF 22 KARRAT ALLUVIA GOLD DUST WHILE THE SECOND BOX CONTAINS ($40 MILLION U.S. DOLLARS)
How you going to get my share of this gold and dollars?
(Edited 22 seconds later.)
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #454,301
@previous (C)
PLEASE SIR,I WANT YOU TO HELP ME TRANSFER THIS PHYSICAL CASH INTO YOUR
BANK ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY.I AM READY TO SIGN AN UNDERTAKING TO RELEASE
20% OF THIS TOTAL MONEY TO YOU AND THE REMAINING 80% WILL BE PURELY FOR INVESTMENT
PURPOSE.I BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE A TRUSTED AND RELIABLE PERSON AS I CAN FORESEE
AND I FULLY HOPE THAT YOU WILL NOT BETRAY ME AT LAST. PLEASE BE OF THE
SENDING BANKING INFORMATION, SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, DATE OF BIRTH,
MOTHERS MAIDEN NAME, STREET ADDRESS, AND A COPY OF YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE.
I AM A TRUE AND HONEST WORD OF MY MAN AND ASSURE YOU ARE WELL AS. I
WILL RELASE SAID SIGNED DOCUMENTATION OF TO YOU UPON RECEIPT OF
REQUESTED INFORMATION.
PLEASE SIR,I WANT YOU TO HELP ME TRANSFER THIS PHYSICAL CASH INTO YOUR
BANK ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY.I AM READY TO SIGN AN UNDERTAKING TO RELEASE
20% OF THIS TOTAL MONEY TO YOU AND THE REMAINING 80% WILL BE PURELY FOR INVESTMENT
PURPOSE.I BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE A TRUSTED AND RELIABLE PERSON AS I CAN FORESEE
AND I FULLY HOPE THAT YOU WILL NOT BETRAY ME AT LAST. PLEASE BE OF THE
SENDING BANKING INFORMATION, SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, DATE OF BIRTH,
MOTHERS MAIDEN NAME, STREET ADDRESS, AND A COPY OF YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE.
I AM A TRUE AND HONEST WORD OF MY MAN AND ASSURE YOU ARE WELL AS. I
WILL RELASE SAID SIGNED DOCUMENTATION OF TO YOU UPON RECEIPT OF
REQUESTED INFORMATION.
+Anonymous D — 11.3 years ago, 20 seconds later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #454,302
op is out of control
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 52 seconds later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #454,303
·Anonymous D — 11.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #454,304
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #454,305
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)·Anonymous C — 11.3 years ago, 23 seconds later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #454,307
@454,301 (A)
Do not have a bank account. Mattress works for me. No drivers license because no car. Mom never told me when I was born. Mom was never a maiden so no need for that name. Not a US Citizen so no SS#
Do not have a bank account. Mattress works for me. No drivers license because no car. Mom never told me when I was born. Mom was never a maiden so no need for that name. Not a US Citizen so no SS#
·Anonymous D — 11.3 years ago, 36 seconds later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #454,308
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 45 seconds later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #454,309
+Anonymous E — 11.3 years ago, 30 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #454,315
Was the story Little Red Riding Hood really about the dangers of forest negros, and "what a big penis you have"?
+OP — 11.3 years ago, 6 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #454,321
+Anonymous G — 11.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #454,322
+Anonymous H — 11.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #454,325
+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 11.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #454,332
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 months after the original post[T] [B] #454,347
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