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Topic: Le shitposting

+Anonymous A11.7 years ago #39,587

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+Schifanzo 11.7 years ago, 55 seconds later[T] [B] #435,701

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+Anonymous C11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #435,719

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+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI11.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #435,767

@previous (C)
pixiteri?

+Anonymous E11.7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #435,769

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Close, it's an... "Evil Stick", whatever that is. It was some dollar store toy that depicts a bimbo cutting herself and made whyte republican soccer moms raeg recently.

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM11.7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #435,770

@435,767 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
You frequent that forum?

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI11.7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #435,771

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
I was an admin on 789chan.

+Syntax 11.7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #435,774

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
and how well did you get along with Chris Chan?

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI11.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #435,775

@435,769 (E)
Apparently soccer moms are bad at anatomy, because that knife is clearly halfway up her arm, which isn't where the wrist is located.
The tv station completely dropped the ball by not looking into who the manufacturer is. It's gotta be Chinese, if they're putting Sakura on a package for something that has nothing to do with the show.

Also, apparently there's a whole family of evil sticks.

(Edited 13 minutes later.)


+recycled poo water 11.7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #435,778

Rob Ford lights fart with crack pipe

·Anonymous E11.7 years ago, 14 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #435,829

@435,775 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Wrist, forearm, arm, whatever, close enough. They're soccer moms not anatomists ffs.

I wonder if this is a normal Chinkyland toy, maybe re-branded as something like "Scary White Westerner Wand".

> Also, apparently there's a whole family of evil sticks.

Hah, I saw that too when I searched for them after hearing about it on a podcast but I'm not really into electroplay... yet.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI11.7 years ago, 33 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #435,838

@previous (E)
Probably. Asia isn't so squeamish about what they let kids see in media. There's an item in the Pokemon games called a Nugget, but the Japanese name more accurately translates as "golden ball" which is Japanese slang for testicles.

I like how people comment on the articles about how the store owner must be a muslim trying to subvert christianity because he's middle-eastern, and yet everything the guy says is completely reasonable while the mother comes off sounding irresponsible for buying her 2-year-old a toy named "Evilstick" that is marked for 3+ years and is surprised to find a scary picture hidden underneath the foil. Fucking murrikans, man... Props to whoever made it.

·Anonymous E11.7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #435,842

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
What... exactly does the golden ball do in that context?

The Christian conspiritard comments were grate... if only they were right. Hopefully there'll be a suicide bomber Barbie dolls and Jihad Joe action figures making appearances in these dollar store chains soon. I'll bet the owner ISIS sympathizer has already sold every single evil stick he had after this story broke.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI11.7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #435,846

@previous (E)
You sell it to the guy at the mart for 10000 yen. I guess his girlfriend keeps cutting his off or something. *shrug*

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #435,872

@435,771 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
You're so fun.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI11.7 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #435,957

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
My best quality is the ability to make holiday meals more fun.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM11.7 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #436,080

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I believe you.

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