Topic: A horrible day at work
+Anonymous A — 11.7 years ago #39,279
I was going into work one day. And the coach gave me a pick assignment. I tried to get into the assignment it said no work available. Then they gave the assignment to someone else it said no work available. My gun was still locked out as I couldn't leave the no work available screen and neither could they. The coach tried to get in and his gun did the same thing. He then called support and they booted us out of the assignment. All three of us logged back in and we all got only two options. One was BEN and the other was YOUR TURN. We all hit enter and it took us to the same pick location. We got there and three boxes awaited us. They started to follow us. We could not escape them even went up with our walkies and it was right behind us seconds later. We went up to the sorter to escape them. The boxes leapt on to the belt going up and jumped off next to us and snuck up on us. Our guns said "you shouldn't have done that" while making eerie beeping noises all at once. We all got called to human resources when they told us we had 12 occurances each. Its 10 to get fired. The boxes waited for us outside her office. She yelled at us about taking product up with us. We were then asked to remove it. We picked them up and they started shaking violently and the boxes fell from our grips. A black cat broke out of all 3 and they all attacked the hr coach. Our guns said the counter had reset. We were at 0 occurances each and our guns were normal from that day on.
+Anonymous B — 11.7 years ago, 30 minutes later[T] [B] #433,659
What?
+Anonymous C — 11.7 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #433,667
Didnt read
+Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #433,671
@433,659 (B)
Something abut being raped by his coach, when they were playing video games, or something.
+Anonymous E — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #433,677
Is this welcome to the monkey house?
+Auntie Em — 11.7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #433,689
@previous (E)
No. Omen said no monkey business on the job site.
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