Topic: A Non-shit posT
+Anonymous A — 11.7 years ago #39,216
The illuminati can send a lightning bolt anywhere and kill you.
Your tinfoil hat won't save you. Wear ansi electrical protective gear instead
+Anonymous B — 11.7 years ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #433,067
+Anonymous C — 11.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #433,130
Tinfoil conducts electricity, so of course it wouldn't protect you, everyone knows that.
+Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 17 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #433,415
@OP
Are you serious?
Everyone knows the illuminati uses microwave warfare against people, not lightning bolts. Your faraday cage helmet will protect you from ELF/EMF weaponry. I think maybe you've confused the illuminati with Zeus.
P.S. Upgrade to a
faraday cage bed. Then you can shitpost in peace... although you'll have to run an ethernet cable to your faptop. It's a small price to pay to protect yourself from the illuminati.
+Anonymous E — 11.7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #433,416
@OP
@433,067 (B)
@433,130 (C)
@previous (D)
Nice madposts, syntax5anon.
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+Syntax — 11.7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #433,418
Have a couple3 Lightning stories to share someTime
Work is such not time for tl;dr
ur so lucky2day re
+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 11.7 years ago, 31 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #433,422

Hay guise! :3
·Anonymous C — 11.7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #433,424
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