Topic: Please sign our petition for forced euthanasia.

+Anonymous A — 11.7 years ago #39,210

Thank You.

This message is sponsored by The Coalition for Forced Euthanasia.

+Anonymous B — 11.7 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #433,041

@OP
As a doctor, I support this initiative.

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·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #433,045

@previous (B)
Thank you for you continued support, Doctor.

You've been on the front lines terminating NEETs with your autism cure for some time now and we're grateful for all your hard work.

+Anonymous C — 11.7 years ago, 24 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #433,046

Death penalty

+Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #433,049

When push
Comes to pull
Comes to shove
Comes to step around

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #433,053

Done!

+Anonymous F — 11.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #433,056

Will the euthanasia be carried through the use of domestos?

+Anonymous G — 11.7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #433,058

Well, considering abortion is legal, yeah, what the hell, I'll sign.

+Anonymous H — 11.7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #433,060

+Anonymous I — 11.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #433,109

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhoBmUEy7as

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #433,114

@previous (I)
This appears to be an effective strategy for gaining signatures. Brb.

+Syntax — 11.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #433,297

@previous (A)
@previous (A)

> This appears to be an effective strategy for gaining signatures. Brb.

er perhaps not so much. So like I looked read n said wtf? Only FIVE 5 that is Five 1+1+1+1+1 =5

Now with me a whopping 6 as in 1+1+1+1+1+1=6

Me thinks this might end up costing me somehow

+Anonymous K — 11.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #433,304

Can I sign up to be first?

·Syntax — 11.7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #433,313

@previous (K)
Based on replies and based on actually votes I am betting a few have missed the red link OP provided

https://www.change.org/p/vladimir-putin-implement-forced-euthanasia-of-near-deads-the-elderly-window-lickers-neets-furries-tumblretards-nonces-lawyers-and-politicians

·Anonymous K — 11.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #433,315

@previous (Syntax )
I can pretend to be any of those.

·Syntax — 11.7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #433,322

@previous (K)
lol
Currently kook is on Cathy's case re Trans and I think Cathy may also be somewhat a furry

I am on Bobby6Sux for his role play of weeeee teen. As an actor on the net in role play he so fails

·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 6 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #433,378

@433,313 (Syntax )
More voters need to comment.

·Syntax — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #433,390

@previous (D)
grrrrrrrr thing is: Once signed with no comment one cannot go back and add comment.

OK Confucius says man who go to bed with problem in hand, wake up with solution.

As soon as hands washed i will contact a close friend to vote n comment

·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #433,403

@previous (Syntax )
Spoiler: "account" expires after so many hours, allowing you to sign again.

·Anonymous J — 11.7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #433,406

@previous (D)
LOL perhaps so buttttt you no me by now - So as requested I did try really did

and later when work is less then expected I will get someone else to do my my my

Stand by n expect a surprise - I just have to round up an editor

A Mod actually - later with that n look for the surprise cause hummmm its good

+Marsden Bill Miller Lafayette — 11.7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #433,410

Voted, and commented.
If you have any questions please mail me.
prometheancorporation@gmail.com

(Edited 1 minute later.)

+Anonymous M — 11.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #433,420

@OP
Antia Khristie do you know Fuchs?

+psychedelicAsspie — 11.7 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #433,527

As long as you're only killing off lazy people I'm signing. They give me a bad name.

+Anonymous O — 11.7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #433,531

Kill evevrryone and let god sort them out.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.7 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #433,570

@433,527 (psychedelicAsspie )
@433,410 (Marsden Bill Miller Lafayette )
Your slacktivism is appreciated.

@433,420 (M)
Fuchs... Fuchs... that name sounds so familiar. I can't quite place it though.

@previous (O)

> Kill evevrryone and let a Norse* god sort them out.

Please respect our cultural differences.

@433,378 (D)

1 DAY LATER AND ONLY 10 SUPPORTERS? UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!

·Syntax — 11.7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #433,572

@previous (A)
Just a guess n could be in error

Bet the number wood be much higher if it were endorsed by Frank Fuchs On and FuckAlms.

Wood even suggest in getting Horowitz and cough cough cough Moot to endorse. Put it up as Topic:

This is ADMIN BEGGING YOU ALL HERE FOR HELP PLEASE

Make it a sticky and follow Marketing 101 rules

Yep you Market it or not.

Oh Anon M is a close buddy of mine.

Just Saying

·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #433,585

@previous (Syntax )
Who do you think Yung Mann is?
It's already been stickied.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #433,586

@433,572 (Syntax )
Maybe if you'd put your 10 myle Russian spy satellites and SEO neckbeards on it, I wouldn't have to petition Fronk, Fuchs, On, a cat, Horowitiz, and Moot for my petition, dammit.

Sometimes I question your dedication to the forced euthanasia cause. Is it the forced euthanasia of the elderly bit? I'll put in a loophole, okay.

·Syntax — 11.7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #433,590

@433,585 (D)
> Who do you think Yung Mann is?

He is One Hung Low On Yung Mann.

> It's already been stickied.
Agree such is rare on TC yet n you no i r rite about this - IF Mod of TC wanted lots of action Mod of TC no how to get such action.

I just think Mod need refresher Marketing 101 course of course.

> Sometimes I question your dedication to the forced euthanasia cause

You wot? Wot? wot? Do you have a clue how much trouble it is to dig up Marsden while he is currently on the run from multiple law types (mostly private eyes) and two serious US Gov agencies. Nor and you wood have no clue about this but I am not the only Chan person in current contact with him. Actually I placed 2nd yet I think my point of contact ends up more better and I have email proof way to much email proof and fully expect a knock at my door as result.

If pressed I can get more action but it sure is a lot of work to splain to friends wot

> Implement forced euthanasia of near-deads (the elderly), Window Lickers, NEETs, furries, Tumblretards, nonces, lawyers, CEOs, and politicians.

You really think I surf or work with anyone into "furries" Its a good thing pertition did not include Co-Play cause last December I ended up dancing with 5 Co-play girls age 21-23 nor is it easy keeping a tiger tail from whacking me in face on turns or with the Foxy chick holding her paws in my hands.

+Anonymous P — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #433,608

@previous (Syntax )
> Being this obsessed with "not working or surfing with furries"

·Syntax — 11.7 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #433,616

@previous (P)
I AM IN SO FUCK Much trouble with work overload this week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT AT 3:30PM PST Sharp I can cut net connections and then

I hired several consultants (mostly retired NASA and one Eu equiv to part time do stuff for me) Now I have the care n feeding of a few n the Zoo that NASA way is not the best way to do stuff with speed when need b!!!!!!!!!

n danky for letting me vent - n eye see that tiny thing that tells me AdblockPlus n NoScript have an image block so its one guesss nor will I unclick dat blok to C

Zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm------------>

·Anonymous P — 11.7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #433,620

@previous (Syntax )
> Being this obsessed with blah blah blah blah tl;dr

·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #433,720

bump

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #433,723

51 visits... 11 signatures.

40 people deserve to be euthanized.

+ducks — 11.7 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #433,744

@previous (A)
Idk how to sign

·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #433,777

@previous (ducks )
put a name
and a location
and a comment
and submit

+Anonymous R — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #433,809

@433,744 (ducks )

> Idk how to sign

You fear typing in nameaddresscitycountryzip

Look at pretend Doc.
The Doctor 9001 RAINBOW ROAD, MUSHROOM KINGDOM, NORWAY

For no charge I create wot you need, cause well cause you hate Jews but if for not Jews you wood yes got that wood having nothing left to live4

First you need a throw away email address. These can be costly. Hotmail Yahoo Gmail - Charge is equal to tyme you spend creating such - so please gin one up.

Location - I used Yelp for this - Input to Yelp Whore Houses Toronto

Your name of course is
Dr. Ducky
Nofucky

486 Spadina Avenue
Toronto, ON M5S 2H1

Yelp says - and is located below a certified, rundown, whorehouse, oh I mean, low budget hotel. Nowadays there are sometimes good live acts at this venue (about 50/50) but the stage is small, layout not...

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+Auntie Em — 11.7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #433,820

@433,041 (B)
Define "elderly", please.

·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #433,844

@433,809 (R)
> being this obesessed with "effort"

+Anonymous T — 11.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #433,890

@433,820 (Auntie Em )
We can give you another decade. Don't be greedy, overpopulation is srs bsns.

·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 54 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #433,909

@previous (T)
> Window Lickers, NEETs, furries, Tumblretards, nonces, lawyers, CEOs, and politicians.
I don't know, I think these categories would be the most effective at alleviating overpopulation. If we give Syntax another 5 years, I think that sets the precedent for what a near-dead is, and all other useful people should be allowed that same opportunity, unless disease is involved.

Or if they fall into another category at some point.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Auntie Em — 11.7 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #433,961

@433,890 (T)
I will have to sadly decline. One more decade just won't be enough time I'm afraid. Might I be able to buy years by offering my personal executionary services? I understand my methods can be quite entertaining.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #433,972

@433,909 (D)
I think this is acceptable provided the individual remains a productive member of society, we could offer a small reprieve or additional years, but we can't get soft or be too lenient here or other demographics will try and get additional years as well. Remember we're trying to save the planet here.

> unless disease is involved

Well obviously those with dementia or some such illness would not be eligible for this incentive. We'd also need to add an inquisition to monitor and validate productivity claims by elderly individuals. We'd have to handle cases of fraud harshly to set an example for other near-deads trying to game the system.

@previous (Auntie Em )
> I will have to sadly decline

Look, it's not voluntary euthanasia. I think a decade is quite generous.

I'll let you plead your case though. Give me an example or two of how your execution methods would be both entertaining and original. If they're satisfactory I'll talk with the other heads of the coalition about the possibility of broadcasting executions, it seems like it could be marketable, besides we'll need to fund the forced euthanasia program somehow.

·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #433,974

Out of curiosity, what would the status of assassination be under this system? If some guy cut me off on the road, can I submit this as evidence for him to be considered for euthanasia, or is nomination strictly limited to the criteria stated in the OP?

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·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #433,985

@previous (D)
Well citizens should have a civic duty to execute douchebags but you'd need to have a dashcam installed to support your claim. While we could have people killing each other all willy nilly, there probably needs to be to some rules in place. After the putsch, every putschist will automatically receive citizen status, and each citizen will be allotted a yearly execution allowance. Non-citizens are fair game but there will be certain members of society who will become honorary citizens due to their value and of course there will be pathways to citizenship. Perhaps in the form of a lottery.

In addition to the initial forced euthanasia plan, individual state execution regulations will end up being determined by the Jarl of each state, the Jarl will also act as arbiter on whether or not an assassination is lawful if it falls outside of the initial petition or a state's bylaws.

·Auntie Em — 11.7 years ago, 8 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #434,068

@433,972 (A)
Let's not be so over-eager, kind sir. Your measure has yet to pass...my refusal at this point relates only to signing the petition.
Given that the measure does pass I will certainly appeal at that time for the extra years, in exchange for a wonderful marketing ploy based on my proven methods of bloodlust and wowing a crowd.

Your youthful exuberance does tickle me.

·ducks — 11.7 years ago, 55 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #434,076

@433,809 (R)
Lol

·Auntie Em — 11.7 years ago, 51 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #434,079

@433,616 (Syntax )
I hope you realize that by affording me an extra decade, and you being a decade past that, if this measure passes you will have to immediately succumb to the executioners sword, as it were.
And you have already voted positively on this measure?
A protest may be in order. A revolution.

·ducks — 11.7 years ago, 5 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #434,142

@previous (Auntie Em )
Syntax is 16

· !!MCosknPzP — 11.7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #434,149

@previous (ducks )
16?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #434,156

@434,068 (Auntie Em )

If you don't appeal now, you might not have an opportunity to appeal later. You may regret this decision after the coup. Syntax has given us assurances they he has launch codes for the samson option, this makes him invaluable to putsch. Your compliance now may garner you leniency later. For example Omen can't be classified in the elderly demographic but he still would have immunity because he is an asset to the revolution.

@434,079 (Auntie Em )
Don't you see?

This is the revolution.

Protesting the forced euthanasia initiative would in fact be a counter-revolutionary activity, and will guarantee you and any other co-conspirators internment or termination.

@434,142 (ducks )
Nice try, but don't worry, we've decided to give him a pass.

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

·Anonymous G — 11.7 years ago, 40 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #434,161

@434,142 (ducks )
Leap year baby?

·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #434,174

@previous (G)
That would make him 19 or 20.

·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 1 day later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #434,557

> 1 day and not a single new post

·Anonymous J — 11.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #434,651

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Dug up old MS email account to add one more - Sign in account blocked - 40 minutes later cleared the multiple blocks. MS says multiple people tried to hack the account so they put a fucking hard core block on it- all the way to telephone service to clear the blocked account - account now works again. Mean new rules on passwords.

Nor can use the fucking thing because it provides on key dox element that got so may to try and hack the fucker. Have not used that account other then as a give it as an account to sign up for shit where no mail needed to verify

Forgot a Bianca gal guessed the password and that ended up blocking that fucker for years n years n years.

·Anonymous P — 11.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #434,652

@previous (J)
> Being this obsessed with whatever you're waffling about now

·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 31 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #434,665

@434,651 (J)
You don't need a real email address just to sign, Syntax.

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

·Syntax — 11.7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #434,672

@previous (D)
wOt Wot wOt?

One I R signed in looong ago

Two U try to sign up without eaddy go on show me the money

I now have done more then my share to up the vote count

·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #434,675

@previous (Syntax )
just make up an address. it's not like they make you confirm the vote by sending a special link to your email.

(Edited 11 seconds later.)

·Syntax — 11.7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[T] [B] #434,679

You mean like this fellow did?

Grand Dragon HELL, AK
As the Grand Dragon of the KKK

What could be more important

email me

Granddragon@kkk.vom

Me thinks Grand Dragon was somewhat in a rush for fear the jew people were coming after him. I think vom is that punk band from years ago.
PS they in fact do send mail to valid email addys - .vom will probably result in that bounce back from Mr Postmail

HE BEATLES LYRICS
"Please Mister Postman"

Wait, oh yes wait a minute mister postman
Wait, wait mister postman

Mister postman look and see
Is there a letter in your bag for me
I been waiting a long long time
Since I heard from that girl of mine

There must be some word today
From my girlfriend so far away
Please Mister postman look and see
If there's a letter, a letter for me
I been standing here waiting Mister postman
So patiently
For just a card or just a letter
Saying she's returning home to me

Mister postman look and see
Is there a letter in your bag for me
I been waiting a long long time
Since I heard from that girl of mine

So many days you passed me by
See the tear standing in my eye
You didn't stop to make me feel better
By leaving me a card or a letter

So Mister postman look and see
Is there a letter in your bag for me
I been waiting a long long time
Since I heard from that girlfriend of mine

You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute
You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute
You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute
You gotta check it and see, one more time for me
You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute
You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute
You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute
Deliver the letter, the sooner the better
You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute
You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute
You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute

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·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 4 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #435,567

Your lack of support is staggering.

·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #435,591

Thank you, Mr. Abdul.

+Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 11.7 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #435,630

@OP

·Anonymous P — 11.7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #435,634

@previous (Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq)
> Being this obsessed with "Half-Life 1"

·Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 11.7 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #435,636

@previous (P)
> Half-Life 1

+autist — 11.7 years ago, 1 week later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #436,738

@OP

·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #436,739

@previous (autist )
But why haven't you signed it?

·autist — 11.7 years ago, 53 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #436,740

@433,041 (B)

·autist — 11.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #436,741

@436,739 (D)
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
all work and no play makes jack a dull boy

·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #436,742

@previous (autist )
all play and no work makes jack an autist

·autist — 11.7 years ago, 36 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #436,743

@433,060 (H)

·autist — 11.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #436,744

@433,777 (D)

·autist — 11.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #436,745

@434,557 (D)

·autist — 11.7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #436,746

@435,567 (D)

·autist — 11.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #436,747

@435,630 (Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq)

·autist — 11.7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #436,748

@435,636 (Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq)

·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #436,757

@436,746 (autist )
ok, I have to admit I'm a little impressed with that one.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #436,779

@436,738 (autist )
I think it's grate that a member of The Coalition is embracing the holiday spirit while helping advance the cause of forced euthanasia.

Will edit petition for the seasonal one. Danke [REDACTED].

·Anonymous P — 11.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #436,780

@previous (A)
> Being this obsessed with "forced euthanasia"

·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #436,786

@436,779 (A)
But when will he sign?

·Anonymous B — 11.7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #436,790

@436,741 (autist )
As a person suffering from autism, "autist" is always dull. As a doctor, I can confirm this.

C͖̖̱i̙̪͓̻̳̣͉ao̳̻̤͓̤͚͙,̭͈ͅ ͕̥͉̳̺T͎̤̙̩ͅhe͎̫̬̪̯̹ͅ ̱͙Do̤̟c̟̖͉̞̩͎t̝͚o͕̫r̗̖.͇͚̟̦̦

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·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #436,793

@436,786 (D)
After he reads the Quran.

·autist — 11.7 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #436,861

@436,790 (B)

@436,786 (D)
already done that sir/madam

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 11.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #436,871

@436,748 (autist )
10/10

·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 4 days later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #437,387

126 people have signed up to be euthanized it seems.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.7 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #437,398

@previous (D)
Excellent, these voluntary euthanasia enthusiasts will make it easier to pave the way forward.

+Anonymous W — 11.7 years ago, 1 day later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #437,580

Why is this still stickied?

·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #437,593

@previous (W)
Because it is important!

·Anonymous V — 11.7 years ago, 1 day later, 3 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #437,704

@437,398 (A)

+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 11.7 years ago, 16 hours later, 4 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #437,787

I noticed it excludes transgenders from the list.
Does this mean I will not be euthanized?

·Anonymous P — 11.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #437,804

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
> Being this obsessed with "transgenders"

·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 38 minutes later, 4 weeks after the original post[T] [B] #437,812

@437,787 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Not until you may be considered a near-dead.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.7 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #437,903

@437,787 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Tbh the list needs some revisions. Some have suggested in the past that you may be a window licker and of course erryone will have to undergo testing to determine if they're fit for society or if they have earned a chance to be alive for the coming Grate Tribulation.

It should be noted that: prisons, work camps, nursing homes, mental institutions, etc, will all become a thing of the past. Not one soul will escape the grate cleansing. Everyone will be tested. The unfit will be purged. God is grate.

·Anonymous P — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #437,917

@previous (A)
> Being this tired and unfunny

·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 11.7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #437,918

@434,679 (Syntax )
Omg i love that song

·Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #437,930

@437,917 (P)

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 11.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #437,944

@437,903 (A)
How do you know God would approve of your plans?

·Anonymous D — 11.6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #437,955

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Because if not, God would've done something to prevent it.

·Anonymous X — 11.6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #437,968

@previous (D)
Maybe that means he doesn't want it done?

·Anonymous D — 11.6 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #437,980

@previous (X)
Sorry, I'm not following you.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #437,985

@437,944 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
It is all God's will, we are but his instruments.

·Anonymous I — 11.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #437,986

@previous (A)
nice 100 post

·Anonymous D — 11.6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #437,987

@previous (I)
nice 437986 post

·Anonymous I — 11.6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #437,989

@previous (D)
nice no comma post

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 5 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #437,990

@437,986 (I)
I will take it as a sign that we are indeed doing God's work.

·Anonymous X — 11.6 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #438,012

@437,985 (A)
So it was God's will to kill innocent babies in Egypt?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #438,014

@previous (X)
Of course.

God in his endless mercy has spared them a lifetime of suffering. The euthanasia initiative has similar aims for minimizing mankind's suffering.

Personally I think God would prefer birth control, but alas man still has freewill. Regardless... who are we to question his divine plan?

·Anonymous X — 11.6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #438,018

@previous (A)
But how does this not make the people being euthanize suffer or the babies and families of Egypt suffer?

·Anonymous D — 11.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #438,040

@previous (X)
It's a painless procedure, the death is instantaneous.

·Anonymous P — 11.6 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #438,133

@437,930 (D)
> Not appreciating the intellectual brilliance and astute, refined wit of my "may-may"

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #438,175

@438,018 (X)

“Know yourselves- be infertile and let the earth be silent after ye.”
― Peter Wessel Zapffe

Those who have died, cease to suffer. Death terminates consciousness, consciousness being a misstep, whether by nature or God, which is the sole cause of humanity's suffering. Euthanasia is a happy death, a pleasant death, a kind death. It is a way that allows people to resign from life with a modicum of dignity as well instead of being torn on the wheels of fate which are rarely happy, pleasant, kind or dignified.

The suffering of those who survive will be short lived as most will be euthanized themselves and the remaining few will soon see the light of reason or be desensitized to our work. Soon there will be a green initiative to turn corpses into bio-fuel as an adjunct to the euthanasia program, so the dead may continue to serve the living.

You selected Egypt for your example... are you not familiar with the good book? This would not be the first time God has punished the Egyptians for their sinful ways. In the third world, there is much suffering, the euthanasia program offers a ray of hope to those poor souls... in the form of a peaceful and graceful exit from an uncaring world.

·Anonymous X — 11.6 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #438,232

@previous (A)
So TL:DR, you support the killing of infants.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #438,235

@previous (X)
Especially the wholesale slaughter of infants.

·Anonymous P — 11.6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #438,237

@previous (A)
> Being this edgy

·Anonymous X — 11.6 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #438,462

Don't mind me.

Just spreading the fuck word.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #438,490

@previous (X)
You're securing your place in heaven.

Accepting suggestions for groups that need to be euthanized. I think racial slurs will get it taken down but anything else is pretty much fair game.

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

·Anonymous X — 11.6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #438,509

@previous (A)
What if I was a tranny?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #438,510

@previous (X)
So you might have to go to purgatory first. No big deal.

·Anonymous X — 11.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #438,515

@previous (A)
What happens to the souls on the waiting list for Heaven while the 144,000 enjoys paradise?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #438,537

@previous (X)
Paradise is also a transitory phase before dissolution or rebirth. Max occupancy may be 144k depending on how you read rev but I think it's safe to say the rest are being prepped in ~~the waiting room~~ purgatory.

·Anonymous D — 11.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #438,541

@previous (A)
That's just an outdated max occupancy rating anyway. They've surely renovated and expanded things since that was written.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #438,544

@previous (D)
You would think so. It still makes you wonder... why would a fire marshal be worried about that sort of thing in heaven?

Hell doesn't seem to have the same concern.

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

+Anonymous Z-1 — 11.6 years ago, 2 days later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #438,759

@previous (A)
well that is an easy one..all of Lucifer's follows are retards..

·Anonymous D — 11.6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #438,762

@previous (Z-1)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #438,824

@438,759 (Z-1)
Nigga, you need jesus.

Galatians 5:21, Hebrews 10:26, Proverbs 23:20-21, Isaiah 5:22, etc.

+Anonymous Z-2 — 11.6 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #438,905

@435,634 (P)
> half life 1
> post was three weeks ago
Half Life 3 confirmed

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 11.6 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #438,925

@438,537 (A)
So if you want to get to Heaven, you got raise a little Hell?

·Anonymous Z-1 — 11.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #438,927

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

> So if you want to get to Heaven, you got raise a little Hell?

I am not sure if transpeople can get into heaven..

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 11.6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #438,930

@previous (Z-1)
But a friend of mine said I could if I accept Jesus.

·Anonymous Z-1 — 11.6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #438,931

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)

> But a friend of mine said I could if I accept Jesus.

.
yes...that IS the way...Jesus is The Way...He alone can turn water into wine..

You can NOT go wrong by putting your trust in Him..

·Anonymous D — 11.6 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #438,956

@previous (Z-1)
Unless you're looking for a glass of water.

·Anonymous D — 11.6 years ago, 2 days later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #439,221

Thank you for your support, Diana.

·Anonymous I — 11.6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #439,227

holy shit this thread is a month old

·Anonymous D — 11.6 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #439,457

@437,989 (I)
comma is optional, coma is mandatory.

·Anonymous X — 11.6 years ago, 2 days later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #439,656

Forced_Euthanasia_Petition_Christina_s_Forum_-_2014-12-26_01.13.53.png

Uh, oh.

·ducky — 11.6 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #439,662

@previous (X)
Wtf wrong w those people they take the internet way too srsly i cant post there anymore

·Anonymous D — 11.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #439,667

@439,656 (X)
"Hey dad I found a joke petition on the internet, can you do your legal magic and shut it down?"
"Just for that, you're getting coal this year."

+Anonymous Z-3 — 11.6 years ago, 1 day later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #439,981

@439,656 (X)
> this petition is illegal

Lol 10/10 bud

·Anonymous D — 11.6 years ago, 1 week later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #440,778

We're 1/5 of the way there! Everybody do your part!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #440,829

@previous (D)
We'll have to capitalize on #killallmuslims while it's trending. Muslims make up a large part of the global population and their forced termination is in line with the coalition's values regardless of what motivates their termination.

·Anonymous D — 11.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #440,844

@previous (A)
Do you think they'd catch on if we join with #diecisscum too?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #440,865

@previous (D)
Sure!

·Anonymous X — 11.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #440,878

Racs Collins on Twitter Supporters of KillAllMuslims sign the peti

Who is "Racs for Macs"?

He tweeted our petition.

·Anonymous D — 11.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #440,879

@previous (X)
HE'S SPREADING THE FUCKING WORD!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #440,891

> EDIT 1-7-15: In solidarity with euthanasia enthusiasts in France and abroad we have added Muslims as a specified group for forced euthanasia. #EuthanizeAllMuslims

@440,878 (X)
Obviously he's a proud forced euthanasia enthusiast. #EuthanizeAllMuslims

@440,844 (D)
Cisscum and muslims added.

·Anonymous X — 11.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #440,898

Will ducky be exempt?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #440,900

@previous (X)
I'm sorry, I know this will upset a few people, and while we do allow some exceptions, I do not believe one can be made here.

Just because someone is a friend, family member, or even a TinyComrade, doesn't mean they shouldn't be euthanized. Just think of it this way... they'll end up as either biofuel or compost, so in some small way, it's like they never really left.

·Anonymous X — 11.6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #440,901

@previous (A)
Then I fight against this euthanasia petition.

·ducky — 11.6 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #440,935

@440,900 (A)
You cant stop me cocksucker. i am glad i didnt sign. Your mother is so black

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #440,953

@previous (ducky )
Someone must be looking out for you. I've just been offered two g's to keep you off the euthanasia list, and while I usually don't accept bribes, it's a pretty sweet deal.

Although I might just be assuming they were trying to keep you off the list... they could actually be trying to buy you. If that's the case, I apologize.

This isn't a common dowry in some places is it? Because I would've demanded at least four g's for that.

(Edited 26 seconds later.)

·Anonymous X — 11.6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #440,963

If this petition is for Vladimir Putin, do we now have to add transgenders and people with "disorders of sexual preference" to the list of euthanasia applicants?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lesterfeder/russia-bans-people-with-disorders-of-sexual-orientation-from#.td7pbqRj9N

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #440,973

@previous (X)
In reality our eventual end game is to have all persons euthanized (in the very distant future) after a golden age where the survivors will embrace the world as a new eden with 99% of the population removed.

The process of adding these groups individually only affects the roll out of the euthanasia enforcement act (EFA) we plan to pass through once we have a majority in the new one world government. How this affects the EFA in action is that it will prioritize groups for removal/euthanasia based on the chronological order in which they were added. In the meantime we will be lobbying for a legislative bill that will be the foundation of the EFA.

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 11.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #440,974

@previous (A)
Can I be exempt from euthanasia?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #440,976

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
It's possible that I could withdraw your name from the lot. At least for the first wave.

The going rate is now 5 g's and 2 barrels of crude oil for exemption.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #440,981

@440,974 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Actually, I'm pretty sure I just sold you into slavery along with Ducky. However I will include euthanasia exemption status upon receipt of payment.

Edit: Nvm, I missed your notification, the answer is yes.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous D — 11.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #440,982

@previous (A)
> OpenAirHumanTrafficking
lol

·Anonymous X — 11.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #440,983

@440,981 (A)
> #OpenAirHumanTrafficking

LOL

·ducky — 11.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #440,987

lololol

·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 11.6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #440,988

This conversation... lol

TCforEuthanasia++

@previous (ducky )
Looks like the only person who can euthanasia us is Mr. Racs_for_Macs.

·Anonymous X — 11.6 years ago, 4 days later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #441,367

I'm spreading the word, am I doing good, TC?

·Anonymous X — 11.6 years ago, 47 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #441,368

@previous (X)
This was the thread.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #441,374

@441,367 (X)
@previous (X)
You're making us proud.

·Anonymous D — 11.6 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #441,393

@previous (A)
What's this?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #441,413

@previous (D)
I think it's a depiction of an autist smothering a brony with a pillow.

·Anonymous D — 11.6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #441,423

@previous (A)
I approve.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.6 years ago, 53 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #441,427

@previous (D)
I will pass it on.

·Anonymous X — 11.6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #441,430

How am I doing at spreading the fucking word?

/lgbt/, 4chan

·Anonymous X — 11.6 years ago, 43 seconds later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #441,431

@previous (X)
Thread for which this is in response to.

·Anonymous Z-3 — 11.6 years ago, 2 days later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #441,568

@441,430 (X)
We need you to hit the streets with this campaign.

·Anonymous X — 11.5 years ago, 5 days later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #441,982

Someone should a professional looking YouTube video for our cause and post it as a response to these.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om-a-qoI5qU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwluC6GoKLE

+Anonymous Z-4 — 11.5 years ago, 4 days later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #442,487

@previous (X)
how about you?

·Anonymous X — 11.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #442,526

@previous (Z-4)
No skills.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 21 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #442,599

@441,982 (X)
Maybe... but we would have to get a jew or reptilian sympathizer to do it. It could compromise the whole movement.

+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 11.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #442,610

@previous (A)

·Anonymous D — 11.5 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #442,657

@442,599 (A)
What about a Scientologist? They're dianetically opposed to Jews aren't they?

·Anonymous X — 11.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #442,659

Someone by the name of TGcomix on Reddit, who sent me a PM telling me I am autistic, is apparently plugging our forced euthanasia petition on /r/AutismSpeaks.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #442,669

@442,657 (D)
And they do have a lot of clout with the media... but for some reason I was thinking they were already on the list. I'll double check and if they're not we'll see if Tom Cruise is available.

·Anonymous D — 11.5 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #442,671

@previous (A)
> Tom Cruise
I love you.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #442,717

@previous (D)
I went through my phone twice but can't seem to find his number. Should I call his agent or publicist?

·Anonymous X — 11.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #442,728

@previous (A)
Oh man, what if he actually agrees to do it?

+Dr Deadexter — 11.5 years ago, 56 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #442,730

·Anonymous D — 11.5 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #442,733

@442,717 (A)
I'm on it.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 10 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #442,778

@442,728 (X)
Then the forced euthanasia lobby will get some much needed publicity.

@previous (D)
Did they hang up on you too? Starting to think they don't take this seriously.

+Anonymous Z-7 — 11.5 years ago, 4 days later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #443,438

@previous (A)

> Then the forced euthanasia lobby will get some much needed publicity.
>
>
> Did they hang up on you too? Starting to think they don't take this seriously.

it worked for me the first time, the second time they hung up after a single ring and the third time i got "this number has been disconnected"

spooky xenu shit goin on for sure

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #443,471

@previous (Z-7)
Reptilians are trying to prevent Tom Cruise from filming a PSA for the pro-euthanasia lobby.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #443,478

Tom Cruise may be out, waiting to hear back from legal... but I'll see if Com Truise is available.

·Anonymous D — 11.5 years ago, 35 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #443,487

What if we made t-shirts and distributed them to homeless shelters?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #443,488

@previous (D)
Wait, doesn't Bert know some homeless people from his time at the shelter? We could totally capitalize on this demographic and as a bonus they'll actually wear the shirts and be walking billboards... unfortunately most norms have a tendency to avert their eyes from homeless people. Has anyone seen the treasurer?

·Anonymous X — 11.5 years ago, 1 day later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #443,651

@previous (A)
What if someone snaps a photograph on one, puts it on the Internet, and it ends up on Hardball with Chris Matthews?

·Anonymous D — 11.5 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #443,652

@previous (X)
I don't see how that could possibly go wrong. But then, I sometimes have trouble foreseeing the negative consequences of actions.

·Anonymous X — 11.5 years ago, 47 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #443,661

Someone by the moniker of TGcomix just posted on /r/Tinychan about a "potential euthanasia candidate".

http://redd.it/2ul65u

·Anonymous X — 11.5 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #443,669

@previous (X)
The guy actually responded.

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