Topic: If you had a time machine...
+Anonymous A — 11.7 years ago #39,104
Would you go back and kill Hitler?
+ducky — 11.7 years ago, 40 minutes later[T] [B] #432,203
no, id go back and warn him!!!
+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.7 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #432,205
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.7 years ago, 8 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #432,206
+Anonymous D — 11.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #432,208
@OPI killed Hitler without the need for a time machine. As a dictator, I can confirm this.
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·ducky — 11.7 years ago, 43 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,213
+Anonymous E — 11.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,214
+Anonymous F — 11.7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,219
I am hitler so why would I have to go back to kill him?
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,220
+Butthole the Vampire Sphincter — 11.7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,221
I'd visit Paul Lynde when he was drunk and would talk about the Jews.
·ducky — 11.7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,222
@432,220 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
didnt he kill himself because he was about to lose
id go back in time, after studying some history, and tell him about what is going to happen in chronological order so hed believe me then id tell him what to do to win
didnt he kill himself because he was about to lose
id go back in time, after studying some history, and tell him about what is going to happen in chronological order so hed believe me then id tell him what to do to win
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,225
+Anonymous H — 11.7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,229
@432,203 (ducky )
@432,205 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
I wouldn't warn him. I'd go back with documentary footage of the wars and warn his generals that their Führer is going to make some of the worst mistakes in military history. With any luck, they'll see that an oath of allegiance made to a lunatic doesn't count, and have him locked away in a mental asylum sometime prior to the occupation of Czechoslovakia. That way, there'd be at least a chance that Nazism would be confined to Austria and Germany, and Soviet forces would have no excuse to roll over Eastern Europe.
@432,205 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
I wouldn't warn him. I'd go back with documentary footage of the wars and warn his generals that their Führer is going to make some of the worst mistakes in military history. With any luck, they'll see that an oath of allegiance made to a lunatic doesn't count, and have him locked away in a mental asylum sometime prior to the occupation of Czechoslovakia. That way, there'd be at least a chance that Nazism would be confined to Austria and Germany, and Soviet forces would have no excuse to roll over Eastern Europe.
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·ducky — 11.7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,231
@previous (H)
but then all the jews would just leave germany and keep on doing their thing everywhere else
actually
id go way way way more back in time, and just warn the native indians about the creepy white people that will come. oh, what a beautiful world thatd be if the indians murdered all whitey on sight (from afar)
but then all the jews would just leave germany and keep on doing their thing everywhere else
actually
id go way way way more back in time, and just warn the native indians about the creepy white people that will come. oh, what a beautiful world thatd be if the indians murdered all whitey on sight (from afar)
+Anonymous I — 11.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,233
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,235
·ducky — 11.7 years ago, 9 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,236
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.7 years ago, 32 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,237
·Anonymous I — 11.7 years ago, 57 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,238
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.7 years ago, 26 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,239
·ducky — 11.7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,240
@432,237 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
> you should look up the fallacy of the beautiful people.
what ? ive been googling. i have no idea what that is and neither does google
> you should look up the fallacy of the beautiful people.
what ? ive been googling. i have no idea what that is and neither does google
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,241
@previous (ducky )
Sorry. this
http://www.unpopulartruth.com/2009/09/were-always-told-that-long-time-ago.html
Sorry. this
http://www.unpopulartruth.com/2009/09/were-always-told-that-long-time-ago.html
·ducky — 11.7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,246
@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
now i know what youre talking about. ive heard that before. im definetly one of those people that romanticises primitive peoples.
but still, its not that they were tree-hugging hippies that loved everyone and everything and never fought.... they had wars, and they cut down trees, and did drugs, but it was in good balance. they were small-scale
now i know what youre talking about. ive heard that before. im definetly one of those people that romanticises primitive peoples.
but still, its not that they were tree-hugging hippies that loved everyone and everything and never fought.... they had wars, and they cut down trees, and did drugs, but it was in good balance. they were small-scale
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,250
·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,251
@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
In a fascinating 1996 study, University of Michigan Ecologist Bobbi Low used Murdock and White's 1969 Standard Cross-Cultural Sample to test empirically the proposition that we can solve our ecological problems by returning to the BPM attitudes of reverence for (rather than exploitation of) the natural world, and opting for long-term group-oriented values (rather than short-term individual values). Her analysis of 186 Hunting-Fishing-Gathering (HFG) societies around the world showed that their use of the environment is driven by ecological constraints and not by attitudes (such as sacred prohibitions), and that their relatively low environmental impact is the result of low population density, inefficient technology, and the lack of profitable markets, not from conscious efforts at conservation. She also showed that in 32% of HFG societies not only were they not practicing conservation, environmental degradation was severe.
University of Illinois anthropologist Lawrence Keeley's new book, War Before Civilization: The Myth of the Peaceful Savage (1996), examines one element of the BPM-that prehistoric warfare was rare, harmless, and little more than ritualized sport. Surveying primitive and civilized societies, he demonstrates that prehistoric war was at least as frequent (as measured in years at war versus peace), as deadly (as measured by percentage of conflict deaths), and as ruthless (as measured by killing and maiming of noncombatant women and children), as modern war. One prehistoric mass grave in South Dakota, for example, yielded the remains of 500 scalped and mutilated men, women, and children-a full 50 years before Columbus ever left port
UCLA anthropologist Robert Edgerton, in his book Sick Societies: Challenging the Myth of Primitive Harmony (1992), Edgerton surveys the anthropological record and finds clear evidence of drug addition, abuse of women and children, bodily mutilation, economic exploitation of the group by political leaders, suicide, and mental illness in indigenous preindustrial peoples.
Richard Wragham, in his book Demonic Males: Apes and the Origins of Human Violence (co-authored by Dale Peterson, 1996), traces the origins of patriarchy and violence across cultures and through history all the way back to our hominid origins long before the Neolithic Revolution.
In other words, centuries before and continents away from modern economies and technologies, and long before DWEMS, humans dramatically altered their environments. As we shall see below, the Beautiful People turned such ecosystems into deserts (Southwestern America), caused the extinction of dozens of major species (North America, New Zealand), and even committed mass eco-suicide (Easter Island and possibly Machu Picchu).
In a fascinating 1996 study, University of Michigan Ecologist Bobbi Low used Murdock and White's 1969 Standard Cross-Cultural Sample to test empirically the proposition that we can solve our ecological problems by returning to the BPM attitudes of reverence for (rather than exploitation of) the natural world, and opting for long-term group-oriented values (rather than short-term individual values). Her analysis of 186 Hunting-Fishing-Gathering (HFG) societies around the world showed that their use of the environment is driven by ecological constraints and not by attitudes (such as sacred prohibitions), and that their relatively low environmental impact is the result of low population density, inefficient technology, and the lack of profitable markets, not from conscious efforts at conservation. She also showed that in 32% of HFG societies not only were they not practicing conservation, environmental degradation was severe.
University of Illinois anthropologist Lawrence Keeley's new book, War Before Civilization: The Myth of the Peaceful Savage (1996), examines one element of the BPM
UCLA anthropologist Robert Edgerton, in his book Sick Societies: Challenging the Myth of Primitive Harmony (1992), Edgerton surveys the anthropological record and finds clear evidence of drug addition, abuse of women and children, bodily mutilation, economic exploitation of the group by political leaders, suicide, and mental illness in indigenous preindustrial peoples.
Richard Wragham, in his book Demonic Males: Apes and the Origins of Human Violence (co-authored by Dale Peterson, 1996), traces the origins of patriarchy and violence across cultures and through history all the way back to our hominid origins long before the Neolithic Revolution.
In other words, centuries before and continents away from modern economies and technologies, and long before DWEMS, humans dramatically altered their environments. As we shall see below, the Beautiful People turned such ecosystems into deserts (Southwestern America), caused the extinction of dozens of major species (North America, New Zealand), and even committed mass eco-suicide (Easter Island and possibly Machu Picchu).
·Anonymous I — 11.7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,255
·ducky — 11.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,257
@432,251 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
> their use of the environment is driven by ecological constraints and not by attitudes (such as sacred prohibitions), and that their relatively low environmental impact is the result of low population density, inefficient technology, and the lack of profitable markets, not from conscious efforts at conservation. She also showed that in 32% of HFG societies not only were they not practicing conservation, environmental degradation was severe.
but i dont see whats wrong with that. thats okay, thats a good thing. it doesnt matter that they were trying to conserve nature, but that it was just the natural way of doing things and it wasnt conscious. they just followed instinct. i think thats a good thing
> In other words, centuries before and continents away from modern economies and technologies, and long before DWEMS, humans dramatically altered their environments. As we shall see below, the Beautiful People turned such ecosystems into deserts (Southwestern America), caused the extinction of dozens of major species (North America, New Zealand), and even committed mass eco-suicide (Easter Island and possibly Machu Picchu).
still think its a better version of human life especially considering today. the wars and the fighting back then is especially beautiful compared to todays :P
> their use of the environment is driven by ecological constraints and not by attitudes (such as sacred prohibitions), and that their relatively low environmental impact is the result of low population density, inefficient technology, and the lack of profitable markets, not from conscious efforts at conservation. She also showed that in 32% of HFG societies not only were they not practicing conservation, environmental degradation was severe.
but i dont see whats wrong with that. thats okay, thats a good thing. it doesnt matter that they were trying to conserve nature, but that it was just the natural way of doing things and it wasnt conscious. they just followed instinct. i think thats a good thing
> In other words, centuries before and continents away from modern economies and technologies, and long before DWEMS, humans dramatically altered their environments. As we shall see below, the Beautiful People turned such ecosystems into deserts (Southwestern America), caused the extinction of dozens of major species (North America, New Zealand), and even committed mass eco-suicide (Easter Island and possibly Machu Picchu).
still think its a better version of human life especially considering today. the wars and the fighting back then is especially beautiful compared to todays :P
·Anonymous H — 11.7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,261
@432,231 (ducky )
> but then all the jews would just leave germany and keep on doing their thing everywhere else
Uh, didn't they do that anyway?
> but then all the jews would just leave germany and keep on doing their thing everywhere else
Uh, didn't they do that anyway?
·ducky — 11.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,263
·Butthole the Vampire Sphincter — 11.7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,265
ehh people find ways to fuck shit up one way or another, this people that people, one guy, thousands of guys in boats, whatever, it's the nature of the human animal
now eugenics could breed that shit out
now eugenics could breed that shit out
·Anonymous H — 11.7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,275
@432,235 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
How's this: we go back to the year 1889, kidnap him as an infant, and raise him as a decent human being in the 21st Century. Do you think he'd still turn out to be a delusional sociopath with a xenophobic worldview?
How's this: we go back to the year 1889, kidnap him as an infant, and raise him as a decent human being in the 21st Century. Do you think he'd still turn out to be a delusional sociopath with a xenophobic worldview?
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+Anonymous J — 11.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,296
Can I kill Stalin instead?
+Anonymous K — 11.7 years ago, 5 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,323
I'd rather bang Anne Frank.
+Syntax — 11.7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,329
@432,263 (ducky )
One question
You only end up anti jews cause you Egyptian princess and jews kicked Egypts ass. But with so few jews re hitler - how it b Egypt in so much trouble currently?
Cannot blame so few jews for so much cough cough brotherhood.
And how come so many Egyptians so lazy - Not your dad as he is the exception and smart nuff to get the fuk out of bum fucked Egypt.
Just my Sunday morning rambles cause I banned myself from MC n have JURY DUTY on Monday
One question
You only end up anti jews cause you Egyptian princess and jews kicked Egypts ass. But with so few jews re hitler - how it b Egypt in so much trouble currently?
Cannot blame so few jews for so much cough cough brotherhood.
And how come so many Egyptians so lazy - Not your dad as he is the exception and smart nuff to get the fuk out of bum fucked Egypt.
Just my Sunday morning rambles cause I banned myself from MC n have JURY DUTY on Monday
+Syntax — 11.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,332
·Syntax — 11.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,334
@previous (Syntax )
copypasta from other post
@previous (Syntax ) (Syntax)
lol
er not exactly
HowSomEver I am in fact a clone to this: http://www.tinychan.org/markup_syntax
copypasta from other post
@previous (Syntax ) (Syntax)
lol
er not exactly
HowSomEver I am in fact a clone to this: http://www.tinychan.org/markup_syntax
·ducky — 11.7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,342
·Syntax — 11.7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,349
@previous (ducky )> id move to egypt in a heart beat. also, we did kick jews butt. fuck ya
You wood have to go full on covered from head to toe with as in photo - girl on left had her haid chopped off for being defiant n not cover face
Your dad wood have to select you husband who u no C till he bed u down n then u discover his peni so small it only fit your pee hole
·Butthole the Vampire Sphincter — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,388
they should restore those pyramids
they're all rough looking now
they're all rough looking now
·ducky — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #432,395
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