Topic: Weed is now legalized in Washington DC and Oregon.
+Anonymous A — 11.8 years ago #39,039
I was driving home in my BMW when I heard the news. I pulled over to the side of the road and wept for 10 solid minutes. I've never done that. Not even when my parents died. I'm a broken man. I tried to warn you. I laid out the damaging effects of marijuana addiction. But my efforts were in vain. The decline of Western society cannot be stopped now. It was a good run.
+ducky — 11.8 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #431,816
You forgot to post this on scatchan too
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+Anonymous C — 11.8 years ago, 4 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #431,817
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #431,818
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 41 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #431,819
Eh, fuck it. I hate shitchan.
I'm still grieving anyway.
I'm still grieving anyway.
+Anonymous D — 11.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #431,820
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #431,821
·ducky — 11.8 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #431,822
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #431,823
+Anonymous E — 11.8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #431,824
they should legalize heroin --- I hear it's way more awesome
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 11.8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #431,828
·ducky — 11.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #431,829
i havent smoked pot all day. im having a hard time
·Anonymous E — 11.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #431,830
+Anonymous G — 11.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #431,838
·Anonymous G — 11.8 years ago, 51 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #431,839
+Anonymous H — 11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #431,841
Nice sauce faggot
+Auntie Em — 11.8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #431,842
That's great! You're beginning to recognize and identify that the butthurt you're feeling is that stick up your ass!
·Anonymous E — 11.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #431,861
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.7 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #432,125
+Anonymous J — 11.7 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #432,143
Fuck you.
I had to call the supervisor of elections to vote here on the fourth.
The marijuanas death machine amendment didn't pass here in FL (57%, needed 60% to pass).
The cool libertarian candidate didn't become attorney general, some republicunt christ-warrior (who is worried about "12 year olds getting access to marijuana" if it's legalized for medical use) got the vote. Bill Wohlsifer (libertaritard) was going to re-schedule marijuana based on THC content since it does have medicinal value, even if the other amendment didn't pass, if was elected as attorney general. He got an impressive 2.9% of the vote.
Only two things on the ballot went the way they should have. Fuck erry Floridian. You can all die in a dick fire.
I had to call the supervisor of elections to vote here on the fourth.
The marijuanas death machine amendment didn't pass here in FL (57%, needed 60% to pass).
The cool libertarian candidate didn't become attorney general, some republicunt christ-warrior (who is worried about "12 year olds getting access to marijuana" if it's legalized for medical use) got the vote. Bill Wohlsifer (libertaritard) was going to re-schedule marijuana based on THC content since it does have medicinal value, even if the other amendment didn't pass, if was elected as attorney general. He got an impressive 2.9% of the vote.
Only two things on the ballot went the way they should have. Fuck erry Floridian. You can all die in a dick fire.
·ducky — 11.7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #432,144
·Anonymous J — 11.7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #432,146
@previous (ducky )
It's because of FL's state law on this faggotry:
> Although polls have found almost 90 percent public support for medical marijuana in Florida, a state measure that would have legalized cannabis for medicinal purposes failed on Tuesday.
> A majority of voters approved of Amendment 2, about 57 percent, but state law requires a supermajority of support - 60 percent or higher - so the ballot initiative failed to pass.
I blame all the stoners in FL for not voting.
It's because of FL's state law on this faggotry:
> Although polls have found almost 90 percent public support for medical marijuana in Florida, a state measure that would have legalized cannabis for medicinal purposes failed on Tuesday.
> A majority of voters approved of Amendment 2, about 57 percent, but state law requires a supermajority of support - 60 percent or higher - so the ballot initiative failed to pass.
I blame all the stoners in FL for not voting.
·Anonymous F — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #432,153
·Anonymous J — 11.7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #432,155
@previous (F)
Maybe you're right.
I do support forced euthanasia of near-deads. I think I'll start a petition so it'll be on the next ballot.
Maybe you're right.
I do support forced euthanasia of near-deads. I think I'll start a petition so it'll be on the next ballot.
·Anonymous F — 11.7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #432,156
·Anonymous J — 11.7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #432,160
@previous (F)
If the ballot passes... the obvious next step will be running for office, then secession, etc.
If the ballot passes... the obvious next step will be running for office, then secession, etc.
·Anonymous F — 11.7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #432,162
·Anonymous J — 11.7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #432,163
@previous (F)
If you move here and support my campaign I will allow you to be my viceroy, to rule in my place if I should fall at the hands of dissident factions. You only have to promise to implement a nuclear holocaust in the event of my death.
If you move here and support my campaign I will allow you to be my viceroy, to rule in my place if I should fall at the hands of dissident factions. You only have to promise to implement a nuclear holocaust in the event of my death.
·Auntie Em — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #432,166
·Anonymous F — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #432,174
@432,163 (J)
Would it be uncouth of me to assassinate you in order to initiate the nuclear holocaust more quickly.
Would it be uncouth of me to assassinate you in order to initiate the nuclear holocaust more quickly.
·Anonymous J — 11.7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #432,179
@previous (F)
Damn you.
I should've known you'd betray me in the end. You heartless wretch, [REDACTED]. I was going to be a benevolent emperor and lead the world into a new golden age... but you would rather shatter my dreams of a utopian world just so you could expedite the inevitable nuclear apocalypse and be the one to push the big red button. I would have given you everything, [REDACTED]. You would have been not just my viceroy, but my confidant, and honorary BFF... but now that I know that you'd betray me, I have no choice but to terminate you before I become the self ordained divine God-emperor of Neo-Florida.
Damn you.
I should've known you'd betray me in the end. You heartless wretch, [REDACTED]. I was going to be a benevolent emperor and lead the world into a new golden age... but you would rather shatter my dreams of a utopian world just so you could expedite the inevitable nuclear apocalypse and be the one to push the big red button. I would have given you everything, [REDACTED]. You would have been not just my viceroy, but my confidant, and honorary BFF... but now that I know that you'd betray me, I have no choice but to terminate you before I become the self ordained divine God-emperor of Neo-Florida.
·Anonymous F — 11.7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #432,183
·Butthole the Vampire Sphincter — 11.7 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #432,204
congress votes to make 110% necessary to pass bills
+Anonymous K — 11.7 years ago, 7 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #432,305
·Anonymous J — 11.7 years ago, 17 hours later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #432,414
@432,183 (F)
We could've resolved that without your betrayal and a nuclear holocaust.
My forced euthanasia plan would've eventually covered other demographics besides near-deads.
@previous (K)
A gateway drug enthusiast who had been blathering for months about people needing to get out and vote for the amendment said "That was today?" when I asked if she voted.
We could've resolved that without your betrayal and a nuclear holocaust.
My forced euthanasia plan would've eventually covered other demographics besides near-deads.
@previous (K)
A gateway drug enthusiast who had been blathering for months about people needing to get out and vote for the amendment said "That was today?" when I asked if she voted.
·Anonymous F — 11.7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #432,437
·Anonymous J — 11.7 years ago, 17 hours later, 5 days after the original post[T] [B] #432,547
@previous (F)Because of my innate Christ-like nature I am willing to forgive you of your trespasses.
Besides I'm too busy preparing for my God-emperor of Florida campaign to be paranoid about future cloak and dagger shenanigans.
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