Topic: That's one of the dumbest fucking things I've read.
+Anonymous A — 11.8 years ago #39,004
That's one of the dumbest fucking things I've read, and I have a fat nigger cock in my cum filled throat.
+Anonymous B — 11.8 years ago, 59 minutes later[T] [B] #431,632
+Anonymous C — 11.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #431,649
Tifa knelt by the window with her arms were rested on the window sill. She sighed in contentment, gazing outside. Cloud was out front, mowing the lawn. His shirt was off, which was a big turn-on for Tifa, his wife of two weeks. Tifa laughed as she realized she could stare at him all day. She was rather sad he would finish eventually. He worked out everyday, and his chest really showed that. He was the sexiest man Tifa ever saw.
That didn’t make Tifa fall in love with him, though. They grew up together, and they had secret crushes on each other throughout adolescence. Cloud proposed to her the day after their long adventure, and she immediately accepted. She would never forget that moment, when she felt like she and Cloud were alone in space. They married a week after he proposed, and were rarely seen outside after that.
Anyways, back to the story. Tifa was in the master bedroom on the second floor of their new house, watching the man of her dreams cut the grass. The twenty-year-old woman was watching him mow the lawn for the seventh time. It was a hobby of hers, and the fact that they had a huge yard and that it would take Cloud an extra long time to cut it. Watching how strong he was, she would not move for anything.
Suddenly, Tifa felt a slight rumble in her stomach, but she ignored it. She was having too good of a time watching Cloud. The best par the the mowing routine was the end, when he would come upstairs to shower. Right before he entered the bathroom, she would ask Cloud if they could take a shower together. They would always end up kissing throughout the shower, and they would leave in a better mood than ever. She was so sure he would let her shower with her that she was not wearing underwear under her black mini-skirt.
She felt her stomach rumble again, and sighed. She really didn’t want to leave. She wanted tay tay there for the longest time, watching he husband do the yard. Of course she knew he would do it again, and again, and again, but she cherished every minute of watching him, she could not bear to stop.
Tifa’s stomach rumbled again, louder than the first two times. She realized she had to think of what to do, and quickly. She could run and return immediately, but then she would miss some of the lawn mowing. Her second option was to stay and clean up after herself, but the fear of getting caught made her feel uneasy. This feeling caused her stomach to rumble more. Tifa looked down. The floor was a brand new and very expensive tile floor. It was not a very pleasant idea for her to mess it up.
“Whatever,” muttered Tifa. “When a girl has to shit, a girl has to shit!”
Tifa’s black skirt was actually a wrap-around, and it was easy to remove. Soon, she was bottomless.
Tifa took a deep breath and closed her eyes. She pushed and grunted over again, until she felt her anus stretch.
“This is it!” she said aloud, while still pushing and grunting. A crackling sound filled her ears as the turd finally slid out of her body. It was a hard one, dark brown and compressed together. And boy did it stink. Tifa didn’t mind the smell of her own droppings, but she knew it would be difficulty to get away with this.
With Tifa’s shit sitting on the floor, she felt slightly relieved. Tifa let out a long, gassy fart. She giggled, for she tended to have gassy poops. Her relief soon ended, however, as she felt another log traveling from her colon to her rectum. She pushed again, and the turd began to slide out. Unfortunately for poor Tifa, it got stuck halfway.
“I’ll bet that feels good!” said Cloud from behind her.
Tifa immediately jumped up in shock. She was so focused on expelling what was in her gorgeous bowels that Cloud finished the lawn and came up to the bedroom. So there she was, standing there, in a white t-shirt, white socks, red sneakers, and no pants or underwear, and with five inches of shit sticking out of her ass in front of the love of her life. Tifa began to cry, and Cloud approached her and hugged her. She didn’t care her shirt became drenched with his sweat. She wanted her man. She even felt a bulge in his pants, and realized that her taking a dump turned him on.
To Tifa’s surprise, Cloud turned her around and lowered her onto her hands and knees. Tifa was puzzled at first, wondering what he would do, but that puzzle was soon solved as Cloud guided his dicwardward her anus and the shit that hung from it. Cloud moaned as Tifa’s warm poo mashed against his dick. They had had anal sex many timesbefore, but never with a huge turd stuck in Tifa's ass!
Suddenly, Cloud’s dick set the poo that had been stuck in Tifa’s ass free. Tifa’s rectum expelled turdturd. Tifa farted again, and Cloud felt a pleasant breeze on his member.
“Thanks!” exclaimed Tifa.
“Hey, no problem,” said Cloud. “I’m going to shower. Wanna get in there with me?
Tifa struggled to breathe. She and Cloud were at their favorite mall, making out in their favorite corner. They were running their hands over each other, and they knew other people could see, but they didn’t care.
Tifa had worn her tight pair of jean shorts today to show off her butt for Cloud. He always told her how her butt was pretty nice, so she wanted him to see it as much as possible. Cloud put his hands on Tifa’s butt and pushed her into him. Tifa giggled as she felt a bulge in Cloud’s pants.
Suddenly, Tifa desperately freed herself from Cloud's arms. She really had to poop. She told Cloud she needed to run for a second and disappeared into the ladies room. It had only two stalls, and she was the only one in there, so Tifa picked the one nearest to the window and locked the door. She unbuttoned her short jean shorts and wriggle out of them. She hung them on the hook and slipped off her panties, also putting them on the hook. With that, she sat on the toilet, her butt dropping way down into the bowl, with her cheeks being pulled apart in the process.
It was very quiet in the bathroom, and Tifa was kind of spooked. She soon changed that, however, with a windy little fart. Suddenly, Tifa felt her butt hole open up and a little chunk of shit fell out with a splash. The splash seemed to echo forever in the quite restroom. She pushed a little and two more chunks dropped one after another with loud splashes.
She was slightly disappointed, for she thought she was full of droppings. Tifa farted a few more times and felt her butt open again. The smile returned to her face, realizing that a bigger turd wanted out this time. Tifa found it weird hearing the crackle around her anus. The log slid out very slowly, and Tifa could hear nd fnd feel it. Tifa enjoyed the feeling of defecating. Knowing Cloud couldn’t give her anal sex all the time, it was a good substitute.
Tifa’s poo dropped without a splash. She looked down at it, it was about 7 inches long and 2 inches wide, which is normal for her. To her horror, it was stuck halfway! Tifa continued to push and groan, as if she was in labor, but it was no use. The shit did not move. A tear slid down Tifa’s face, realizing she wasn’t going anywhere for a while.
Just then, to Tifa’s surprise, she heard the bathroom door open.
“I'll bet a girl named Tifa is taking a dump in here!”
Tifa’s face turned bright red when she recognized the voice. It was Cloud!
“In here, Cloud!” called Tifa as she unlocked the stall door. She didn’t care what she was doing. She wanted to be with Cloud again.
“Phew! Tifa, what’d you eat?!” demanded Cloud as he opened the door.
“We just had a pepperoni pizza!” replied Tifa.
“So what’s taking so long?”
“Ummm.................I’m a bit constipated.”
“A bit?!”
Tifa giggled.
“Let me see,” ordered Cloud.
Tifa got up off the toilet, turned around, and bent over. Cloud gazed at the shit hanging from his wife’s gorgeous ass. Cloud tried prying her anus with his fingers, but to no avail.
“Ow! Oow! Ooooowwwwww! Cloud, stop it!” snapped Tifa.
“Sorry,” said Cloud. “I thing I have a more painless idea. Sit on the toilet again.”
Tifa sat back down on the toilet. To her surprise, Cloud pulled his pants down and positioned his cock at the entrance of Tifa’s pussy. Before she could say anything, Cloud began to thrust, slowly at first, but gradually picking up speed. Tifa moaned loudly in responds to Cloud’s love. Soon it happened. Tifa clutched the toilet seat as she orgasm,ed, and to her surprise, the turd that was stuck I her ass dropped right into the bowl.
“Oh Cloud, thank you!” said Tifa as she threw her arms around him, buried her face in his chest, and began to rock him. While she was doing this, she continued to fart loudly and gassily, and dropped chunks into the toilet, but Cloud ignored them It was a job well done.
But all good things must come to an end. The bathroom door opened, and the cops came in. They marched right over to the lovers’ stall and grabbed Cloud and dragged him off of Tifa.
As the police dragged Cloud out, Tifa let out one last fart to set him off.
The shower water sprinkled out of the nozzle as the naked girl spread it out all over her gorgeous body. Cloud was mowing the lawn again, but this time Tifa decided to stay in the shower. She still had a good view of him through the window, and it was possible that the neighbors could see her, but she didn’t care.
Tifa had not been feeling too good for the past few days. She wasn’t sick, she had just been eating a lot lately, then taking ipecac so she wouldn’t get fat.
Soon her loneliness ended. She let out a sigh of relief as she heard the Cloud knock on the bathroom door.
“How are you feeling, Tifa?” asked Cloud, politely as he tried to catch his breath.
“I feel terrible!” giggled Tifa. “Come in!”
With that, the door opened. Cloud was a gentleman, for he would often check on her, yet never come in when Tifa was showering until she gave him permission. He even stood at the bathroom door if she didn’t. Cloud walked in, put the toilet lid down, and had a seat.
“How’s the lawn?” asked Tifa sweetly.
“Boy, it’s getting tougher each time,” replied Cloud.
“Don’t tell me you’re getting old!” joked Tifa.
Cloud laughed back. “Well, it is 90 degrees out, and I’m drenched. Plus, I had to take the trash out.”
A big smile appeared on Tifa’s face. That was the cue he wanted to get into the shower with her. He was too shy to ask explicitly, and Tifa liked that.
“Well,” began Tifa, trying to hide her excitement, “can you do me a couple of favors?”
“What?”
“I forgot my clothes. Would you mind getting them for me?”
“Sure!” exclaimed Cloud. “And the other?”
“When you bring my clothes in, get your naked butt in here and kiss me!”
Slowly, the realization came to her. She needed to poop, and real bad at that.
Gathering her courage, Tifa crossed her legs real tight holding it, then she took one step out of the shower.
“So far, so good,” whispered Tifa to herself.
She took another step toward the toilet, but, suddenly, she started to leak liquid shit! She felt it oozing down her leg, and realized the trouble she was in. She stood there with her legs crossed really tight, holding her poop in and trying to think what to do.
Her thoughts were soon interrupted. Cloud returned to the bathroom without warning. Worse, he had pressed up against Tifa’s back and put one hand on her shoulder. He had startled her, and she started to poop on him! Horrified, Tifa jumped out of the shower and sat on the toilet. Unfortunately, she had forgotten to put the lid up, so she made a mess on the lid. Tifa wanted to relax, but she couldn’t because she knew what she had done. Eventually, she got the lid up, then finally relaxed and just let it all out in the toilet.
Tifa was farting bad and the stink was even worse. She was crying her eyes out at the mess she made. It wasn’t that she had never messed herself before, but never a bathroom.
“I’m sorry, Tifa” cooed Cloud as he wrapped his arms around the shitting girl. “Just let everything out, babe, I’ll clean up.” With that, Cloud picked up a roll of paper towels and kneaded some into a wad. Tifa felt guilty as he wiped the waste off the floor. She understood very well why she loved that man. She even cried a little as he wiped her shit off of him. She just wanted to crawl into a hole and die.
Soon, she was done. She got up off the toilet and flushed, although that didn’t really do anything to kill the smell. Tifa put the lid down, revealing the shit on the lid. Cloud made another wad of paper towels, and then cleaned Tifa’s droppings off of the lid.
“Shit!” grumbled Cloud.
“What happened?” asked Tifa.
“I ran out of paper towels.”
“Uh-oh.”
“Bend over,” ordered Cloud.
Tifa did as she was told. She felt funny to stick her ass up at Cloud when he told her to bend over. Suddenly, she felt a strange feeling behind her. It was almost as if a snake was on her, and she soon realized what was happening. He was eating the waste off of Tifa’s back! Tifa gasped and put her hands over her mouth. She knew Cloud would do a lot for her, but she couldn’t believe he would eat her droppings. Tifa stood in shock as Cloud continued to lap up her feces. She could hear him swallow it, too, and giggle at how much he cared for her.
“Just relax yourself,” said Cloud softly as he swallowed a glob of Tifa’s poop. Tifa felt awful that he was going through all this trouble just for her, but she did just that. She didn't even care as she just let even more poop come out and pee leak out of her. Cloud quickly lapped it all up, and swallowed.
“That’s good, Tifa, just let everything out,” said Cloud again. Tifa farted and giggled, and soon all the waste was off of her. They then filled the tub and took a long, romantic bath together. Then they made love. Tifa realized how lucky she was to have a man like Cloud. It was a good day with a good dump, one that she would look forward to again.
Cloud, Tifa, Aeris, Cid, Barret, Cait Sith, Vincent, Red XIII, and Yuffie were out in the park, seated at the picnic table. They had just finished lunch and were presently talking about memories past.
Tifa suddenly stood up and headed for the bathroom. Cloud grinned, knowing what was about to happen. He winked at Tifa and pretended he didn't know. She was his, but still hot. Everyone would be turned off if they had known about her shit shenanigans.
"Thank the Planet were were so close to the bathroom," she laughed when she got there.
Then, out of the blue, she saw the dreaded sign on the ladies' room door.
OUT OF ORDER
"Fuck," groaned Tifa. "Why are all my bowel movements turning into nightmares?"
With a sigh, she went around behind the barn. It was rather secluded, with trees and leaves keeping her well hidden, a good place for a girl to discharge excretement.
"I'll do this quickly," whispered Tifa as she began to undo her wrap-around black skirt. She carefully removed her panties, as not to stain them.
Tifa stretched her anus wide and felt something slide out from behind. Now there was 4 inches sticking out, 4 fat inches of girl-poo. Tifa continued to push, but the turd would no longer budge.
"COME ON YOU LITTLE BITCH DON'T TEASE ME!" Tifa squealed.
"TIFA?!" cried a familiar soprano.
Tifa turned around in shock.
"AERIS!" she cried in a similar tone. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
"Isn't it obvious," she giggled.
With that, Aeris slipped off her red jacket and began to unbutton her pink dress. She hung it on the branch of a nearby tree, as Tifa noticed Aeris wasn't wearing a bra nor panties, just her shoes.
"This is so damn scary!" laughed Tifa as she continued to push.
"Right!" giggled Aeris as she squatted. The two girls began to shit in unison.
Suddenly, a tear rolled down Aeris' face.
"What's wrong?" Tifa asked her friend.
"Oh, this just reminds me of an experiance with my first boyfriend, Zack."
With that, Aeris closed her beautiful green eyes and began.
"Zack and I were driving through northern Midgar on the highways. Wel,l I always vowed never to shit or even fart in front of a guy. It just wasn't a lady like thing to do. Until then. And it was in the most embarrassing unlady like fashion. We originally came from Kalm and were on our way to Junon. I remember eating a huge breakfast before we left, but I couldn't shit then so I decided to hold it until we reached Junon. In situations like these, I never succumbed to defeat, so I was pretty confident my butthole would become victorious in the battle against the turds knocking on the door, and I could take care of my business properly like a lady should.
"Anyways, during the entire trip I'd feel my stomach turn and the pain increase as time went on. I just told myself 'you can make it, Aeris girl' and thought about other things. It wasn't until we were about 1 hour away from the outskirts of Junon that I thought this could be the one battle I'm defeated in. There must have been tons of waste backed up in my bowels, and it was attacking my asshole with no mercy. I cleanched my buttcheeks together with full force and told myself to hold out for an hour until we got to the hotel. Due to my nervousness and the thought of impending doom caused me to sweat all over prefusely, and the sweat build-up in my asscrack only seemed to act as a lubricant. Defeat seemed inevitable, and the pain in my intestines was unbearable. And Zack started to notice. He looked over concerned and asked me what was wrong. I was biting my lip and the look of pain across my face was obvious, and I couldn't answer. He asked again, and slowly I asked if we could pull over to a nearby restroom. The sign showed the nearest place a restroom would be, would be about 15 minutes. I couldn't wait that long, and was terrified by what might happen. I continued to strain, but that did no good.
"Then the turd poked its head from out of my rectum. I was wearing a navy blue colored short skirt with no underwear, so the turd obviously hit the surface of seat. I screamed for him to pull over, and confused, he did. I had no other choice, I figured shitting on myself in the car would be more humiliating and would ruin my tights. So I quickly jumped out the car, and thank God I was wearing a skirt so I could pull it up rather quickly, and I squatted, right in front of my boyfriend, cleanched my buttcheeks with my hands as my asshole had the diameter of a tennis ball and I unleashed my stinky brown load. It was watery and lumpy and the same time. I could hear the shit hitting the ground as I was squatting here off the side of the highway. I was completely disgusting. God knows what the people were thinking who were driving by when they saw some woman shitting her guts out on the side of the highway. And it horrified me to know what my boyfriend was thinking. Shit must've poured out of my ass for a good 2 minutes.
"My ego and pride were shattered, and with my head down I asked my boyfriend for something to wipe my ass with. He got out of the car with a look of disbelief on his face and opened the trunk and grabbed some rags for me. Completely defeated, humiliated, and embarrrassed, I wiped my asshole thoroughly and wiped the tiny shit-stain on the inside of my tights, and pulled them back up. I looked at my load on the ground and was startled at how huge a dump I took. We both got in the car and I was too embarrassed to say anything or give an explanation. He looked just as shocked and disgusted as I was. It was the most embarrassing moment of my life."
"What happened after that?" asked Tifa, with a tear rolling down her cheek. She realized she was really touched by the story.
"I pooped on my skirt so it was ruined. When I lamented this, he was like, 'Don't worry, it's just a skirt,' and he ripped it off with a big smile, leaving me in a shirt but no pants, like you are now. Well, we eualluallly got to Junon and we went to the restaurant as usual. The waiter was so polite, even though I'm sure he knew I was bottomless. Zack and I sat down in a booth and had a wonderful talk."
By this time, the final inches of feces had slid out of Aeris' anus. She plucked a leaf from a nearby tree and wiped her butt. Tifa, who still had five inches of poo hanging from her anus, sighed in disappointment. She would soon be alone again. But her spirits were lifted when Aeris did something very unexpected: Before dressing, she hugged her friend and pecked her on the cheek.
Tifa was a closet bisexual, and Cloud knew, but she had never been kissed by a girl before. She realized this was the beginning of something more.
That didn’t make Tifa fall in love with him, though. They grew up together, and they had secret crushes on each other throughout adolescence. Cloud proposed to her the day after their long adventure, and she immediately accepted. She would never forget that moment, when she felt like she and Cloud were alone in space. They married a week after he proposed, and were rarely seen outside after that.
Anyways, back to the story. Tifa was in the master bedroom on the second floor of their new house, watching the man of her dreams cut the grass. The twenty-year-old woman was watching him mow the lawn for the seventh time. It was a hobby of hers, and the fact that they had a huge yard and that it would take Cloud an extra long time to cut it. Watching how strong he was, she would not move for anything.
Suddenly, Tifa felt a slight rumble in her stomach, but she ignored it. She was having too good of a time watching Cloud. The best par the the mowing routine was the end, when he would come upstairs to shower. Right before he entered the bathroom, she would ask Cloud if they could take a shower together. They would always end up kissing throughout the shower, and they would leave in a better mood than ever. She was so sure he would let her shower with her that she was not wearing underwear under her black mini-skirt.
She felt her stomach rumble again, and sighed. She really didn’t want to leave. She wanted tay tay there for the longest time, watching he husband do the yard. Of course she knew he would do it again, and again, and again, but she cherished every minute of watching him, she could not bear to stop.
Tifa’s stomach rumbled again, louder than the first two times. She realized she had to think of what to do, and quickly. She could run and return immediately, but then she would miss some of the lawn mowing. Her second option was to stay and clean up after herself, but the fear of getting caught made her feel uneasy. This feeling caused her stomach to rumble more. Tifa looked down. The floor was a brand new and very expensive tile floor. It was not a very pleasant idea for her to mess it up.
“Whatever,” muttered Tifa. “When a girl has to shit, a girl has to shit!”
Tifa’s black skirt was actually a wrap-around, and it was easy to remove. Soon, she was bottomless.
Tifa took a deep breath and closed her eyes. She pushed and grunted over again, until she felt her anus stretch.
“This is it!” she said aloud, while still pushing and grunting. A crackling sound filled her ears as the turd finally slid out of her body. It was a hard one, dark brown and compressed together. And boy did it stink. Tifa didn’t mind the smell of her own droppings, but she knew it would be difficulty to get away with this.
With Tifa’s shit sitting on the floor, she felt slightly relieved. Tifa let out a long, gassy fart. She giggled, for she tended to have gassy poops. Her relief soon ended, however, as she felt another log traveling from her colon to her rectum. She pushed again, and the turd began to slide out. Unfortunately for poor Tifa, it got stuck halfway.
“I’ll bet that feels good!” said Cloud from behind her.
Tifa immediately jumped up in shock. She was so focused on expelling what was in her gorgeous bowels that Cloud finished the lawn and came up to the bedroom. So there she was, standing there, in a white t-shirt, white socks, red sneakers, and no pants or underwear, and with five inches of shit sticking out of her ass in front of the love of her life. Tifa began to cry, and Cloud approached her and hugged her. She didn’t care her shirt became drenched with his sweat. She wanted her man. She even felt a bulge in his pants, and realized that her taking a dump turned him on.
To Tifa’s surprise, Cloud turned her around and lowered her onto her hands and knees. Tifa was puzzled at first, wondering what he would do, but that puzzle was soon solved as Cloud guided his dicwardward her anus and the shit that hung from it. Cloud moaned as Tifa’s warm poo mashed against his dick. They had had anal sex many timesbefore, but never with a huge turd stuck in Tifa's ass!
Suddenly, Cloud’s dick set the poo that had been stuck in Tifa’s ass free. Tifa’s rectum expelled turdturd. Tifa farted again, and Cloud felt a pleasant breeze on his member.
“Thanks!” exclaimed Tifa.
“Hey, no problem,” said Cloud. “I’m going to shower. Wanna get in there with me?
Tifa struggled to breathe. She and Cloud were at their favorite mall, making out in their favorite corner. They were running their hands over each other, and they knew other people could see, but they didn’t care.
Tifa had worn her tight pair of jean shorts today to show off her butt for Cloud. He always told her how her butt was pretty nice, so she wanted him to see it as much as possible. Cloud put his hands on Tifa’s butt and pushed her into him. Tifa giggled as she felt a bulge in Cloud’s pants.
Suddenly, Tifa desperately freed herself from Cloud's arms. She really had to poop. She told Cloud she needed to run for a second and disappeared into the ladies room. It had only two stalls, and she was the only one in there, so Tifa picked the one nearest to the window and locked the door. She unbuttoned her short jean shorts and wriggle out of them. She hung them on the hook and slipped off her panties, also putting them on the hook. With that, she sat on the toilet, her butt dropping way down into the bowl, with her cheeks being pulled apart in the process.
It was very quiet in the bathroom, and Tifa was kind of spooked. She soon changed that, however, with a windy little fart. Suddenly, Tifa felt her butt hole open up and a little chunk of shit fell out with a splash. The splash seemed to echo forever in the quite restroom. She pushed a little and two more chunks dropped one after another with loud splashes.
She was slightly disappointed, for she thought she was full of droppings. Tifa farted a few more times and felt her butt open again. The smile returned to her face, realizing that a bigger turd wanted out this time. Tifa found it weird hearing the crackle around her anus. The log slid out very slowly, and Tifa could hear nd fnd feel it. Tifa enjoyed the feeling of defecating. Knowing Cloud couldn’t give her anal sex all the time, it was a good substitute.
Tifa’s poo dropped without a splash. She looked down at it, it was about 7 inches long and 2 inches wide, which is normal for her. To her horror, it was stuck halfway! Tifa continued to push and groan, as if she was in labor, but it was no use. The shit did not move. A tear slid down Tifa’s face, realizing she wasn’t going anywhere for a while.
Just then, to Tifa’s surprise, she heard the bathroom door open.
“I'll bet a girl named Tifa is taking a dump in here!”
Tifa’s face turned bright red when she recognized the voice. It was Cloud!
“In here, Cloud!” called Tifa as she unlocked the stall door. She didn’t care what she was doing. She wanted to be with Cloud again.
“Phew! Tifa, what’d you eat?!” demanded Cloud as he opened the door.
“We just had a pepperoni pizza!” replied Tifa.
“So what’s taking so long?”
“Ummm.................I’m a bit constipated.”
“A bit?!”
Tifa giggled.
“Let me see,” ordered Cloud.
Tifa got up off the toilet, turned around, and bent over. Cloud gazed at the shit hanging from his wife’s gorgeous ass. Cloud tried prying her anus with his fingers, but to no avail.
“Ow! Oow! Ooooowwwwww! Cloud, stop it!” snapped Tifa.
“Sorry,” said Cloud. “I thing I have a more painless idea. Sit on the toilet again.”
Tifa sat back down on the toilet. To her surprise, Cloud pulled his pants down and positioned his cock at the entrance of Tifa’s pussy. Before she could say anything, Cloud began to thrust, slowly at first, but gradually picking up speed. Tifa moaned loudly in responds to Cloud’s love. Soon it happened. Tifa clutched the toilet seat as she orgasm,ed, and to her surprise, the turd that was stuck I her ass dropped right into the bowl.
“Oh Cloud, thank you!” said Tifa as she threw her arms around him, buried her face in his chest, and began to rock him. While she was doing this, she continued to fart loudly and gassily, and dropped chunks into the toilet, but Cloud ignored them It was a job well done.
But all good things must come to an end. The bathroom door opened, and the cops came in. They marched right over to the lovers’ stall and grabbed Cloud and dragged him off of Tifa.
As the police dragged Cloud out, Tifa let out one last fart to set him off.
The shower water sprinkled out of the nozzle as the naked girl spread it out all over her gorgeous body. Cloud was mowing the lawn again, but this time Tifa decided to stay in the shower. She still had a good view of him through the window, and it was possible that the neighbors could see her, but she didn’t care.
Tifa had not been feeling too good for the past few days. She wasn’t sick, she had just been eating a lot lately, then taking ipecac so she wouldn’t get fat.
Soon her loneliness ended. She let out a sigh of relief as she heard the Cloud knock on the bathroom door.
“How are you feeling, Tifa?” asked Cloud, politely as he tried to catch his breath.
“I feel terrible!” giggled Tifa. “Come in!”
With that, the door opened. Cloud was a gentleman, for he would often check on her, yet never come in when Tifa was showering until she gave him permission. He even stood at the bathroom door if she didn’t. Cloud walked in, put the toilet lid down, and had a seat.
“How’s the lawn?” asked Tifa sweetly.
“Boy, it’s getting tougher each time,” replied Cloud.
“Don’t tell me you’re getting old!” joked Tifa.
Cloud laughed back. “Well, it is 90 degrees out, and I’m drenched. Plus, I had to take the trash out.”
A big smile appeared on Tifa’s face. That was the cue he wanted to get into the shower with her. He was too shy to ask explicitly, and Tifa liked that.
“Well,” began Tifa, trying to hide her excitement, “can you do me a couple of favors?”
“What?”
“I forgot my clothes. Would you mind getting them for me?”
“Sure!” exclaimed Cloud. “And the other?”
“When you bring my clothes in, get your naked butt in here and kiss me!”
Slowly, the realization came to her. She needed to poop, and real bad at that.
Gathering her courage, Tifa crossed her legs real tight holding it, then she took one step out of the shower.
“So far, so good,” whispered Tifa to herself.
She took another step toward the toilet, but, suddenly, she started to leak liquid shit! She felt it oozing down her leg, and realized the trouble she was in. She stood there with her legs crossed really tight, holding her poop in and trying to think what to do.
Her thoughts were soon interrupted. Cloud returned to the bathroom without warning. Worse, he had pressed up against Tifa’s back and put one hand on her shoulder. He had startled her, and she started to poop on him! Horrified, Tifa jumped out of the shower and sat on the toilet. Unfortunately, she had forgotten to put the lid up, so she made a mess on the lid. Tifa wanted to relax, but she couldn’t because she knew what she had done. Eventually, she got the lid up, then finally relaxed and just let it all out in the toilet.
Tifa was farting bad and the stink was even worse. She was crying her eyes out at the mess she made. It wasn’t that she had never messed herself before, but never a bathroom.
“I’m sorry, Tifa” cooed Cloud as he wrapped his arms around the shitting girl. “Just let everything out, babe, I’ll clean up.” With that, Cloud picked up a roll of paper towels and kneaded some into a wad. Tifa felt guilty as he wiped the waste off the floor. She understood very well why she loved that man. She even cried a little as he wiped her shit off of him. She just wanted to crawl into a hole and die.
Soon, she was done. She got up off the toilet and flushed, although that didn’t really do anything to kill the smell. Tifa put the lid down, revealing the shit on the lid. Cloud made another wad of paper towels, and then cleaned Tifa’s droppings off of the lid.
“Shit!” grumbled Cloud.
“What happened?” asked Tifa.
“I ran out of paper towels.”
“Uh-oh.”
“Bend over,” ordered Cloud.
Tifa did as she was told. She felt funny to stick her ass up at Cloud when he told her to bend over. Suddenly, she felt a strange feeling behind her. It was almost as if a snake was on her, and she soon realized what was happening. He was eating the waste off of Tifa’s back! Tifa gasped and put her hands over her mouth. She knew Cloud would do a lot for her, but she couldn’t believe he would eat her droppings. Tifa stood in shock as Cloud continued to lap up her feces. She could hear him swallow it, too, and giggle at how much he cared for her.
“Just relax yourself,” said Cloud softly as he swallowed a glob of Tifa’s poop. Tifa felt awful that he was going through all this trouble just for her, but she did just that. She didn't even care as she just let even more poop come out and pee leak out of her. Cloud quickly lapped it all up, and swallowed.
“That’s good, Tifa, just let everything out,” said Cloud again. Tifa farted and giggled, and soon all the waste was off of her. They then filled the tub and took a long, romantic bath together. Then they made love. Tifa realized how lucky she was to have a man like Cloud. It was a good day with a good dump, one that she would look forward to again.
Cloud, Tifa, Aeris, Cid, Barret, Cait Sith, Vincent, Red XIII, and Yuffie were out in the park, seated at the picnic table. They had just finished lunch and were presently talking about memories past.
Tifa suddenly stood up and headed for the bathroom. Cloud grinned, knowing what was about to happen. He winked at Tifa and pretended he didn't know. She was his, but still hot. Everyone would be turned off if they had known about her shit shenanigans.
"Thank the Planet were were so close to the bathroom," she laughed when she got there.
Then, out of the blue, she saw the dreaded sign on the ladies' room door.
OUT OF ORDER
"Fuck," groaned Tifa. "Why are all my bowel movements turning into nightmares?"
With a sigh, she went around behind the barn. It was rather secluded, with trees and leaves keeping her well hidden, a good place for a girl to discharge excretement.
"I'll do this quickly," whispered Tifa as she began to undo her wrap-around black skirt. She carefully removed her panties, as not to stain them.
Tifa stretched her anus wide and felt something slide out from behind. Now there was 4 inches sticking out, 4 fat inches of girl-poo. Tifa continued to push, but the turd would no longer budge.
"COME ON YOU LITTLE BITCH DON'T TEASE ME!" Tifa squealed.
"TIFA?!" cried a familiar soprano.
Tifa turned around in shock.
"AERIS!" she cried in a similar tone. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
"Isn't it obvious," she giggled.
With that, Aeris slipped off her red jacket and began to unbutton her pink dress. She hung it on the branch of a nearby tree, as Tifa noticed Aeris wasn't wearing a bra nor panties, just her shoes.
"This is so damn scary!" laughed Tifa as she continued to push.
"Right!" giggled Aeris as she squatted. The two girls began to shit in unison.
Suddenly, a tear rolled down Aeris' face.
"What's wrong?" Tifa asked her friend.
"Oh, this just reminds me of an experiance with my first boyfriend, Zack."
With that, Aeris closed her beautiful green eyes and began.
"Zack and I were driving through northern Midgar on the highways. Wel,l I always vowed never to shit or even fart in front of a guy. It just wasn't a lady like thing to do. Until then. And it was in the most embarrassing unlady like fashion. We originally came from Kalm and were on our way to Junon. I remember eating a huge breakfast before we left, but I couldn't shit then so I decided to hold it until we reached Junon. In situations like these, I never succumbed to defeat, so I was pretty confident my butthole would become victorious in the battle against the turds knocking on the door, and I could take care of my business properly like a lady should.
"Anyways, during the entire trip I'd feel my stomach turn and the pain increase as time went on. I just told myself 'you can make it, Aeris girl' and thought about other things. It wasn't until we were about 1 hour away from the outskirts of Junon that I thought this could be the one battle I'm defeated in. There must have been tons of waste backed up in my bowels, and it was attacking my asshole with no mercy. I cleanched my buttcheeks together with full force and told myself to hold out for an hour until we got to the hotel. Due to my nervousness and the thought of impending doom caused me to sweat all over prefusely, and the sweat build-up in my asscrack only seemed to act as a lubricant. Defeat seemed inevitable, and the pain in my intestines was unbearable. And Zack started to notice. He looked over concerned and asked me what was wrong. I was biting my lip and the look of pain across my face was obvious, and I couldn't answer. He asked again, and slowly I asked if we could pull over to a nearby restroom. The sign showed the nearest place a restroom would be, would be about 15 minutes. I couldn't wait that long, and was terrified by what might happen. I continued to strain, but that did no good.
"Then the turd poked its head from out of my rectum. I was wearing a navy blue colored short skirt with no underwear, so the turd obviously hit the surface of seat. I screamed for him to pull over, and confused, he did. I had no other choice, I figured shitting on myself in the car would be more humiliating and would ruin my tights. So I quickly jumped out the car, and thank God I was wearing a skirt so I could pull it up rather quickly, and I squatted, right in front of my boyfriend, cleanched my buttcheeks with my hands as my asshole had the diameter of a tennis ball and I unleashed my stinky brown load. It was watery and lumpy and the same time. I could hear the shit hitting the ground as I was squatting here off the side of the highway. I was completely disgusting. God knows what the people were thinking who were driving by when they saw some woman shitting her guts out on the side of the highway. And it horrified me to know what my boyfriend was thinking. Shit must've poured out of my ass for a good 2 minutes.
"My ego and pride were shattered, and with my head down I asked my boyfriend for something to wipe my ass with. He got out of the car with a look of disbelief on his face and opened the trunk and grabbed some rags for me. Completely defeated, humiliated, and embarrrassed, I wiped my asshole thoroughly and wiped the tiny shit-stain on the inside of my tights, and pulled them back up. I looked at my load on the ground and was startled at how huge a dump I took. We both got in the car and I was too embarrassed to say anything or give an explanation. He looked just as shocked and disgusted as I was. It was the most embarrassing moment of my life."
"What happened after that?" asked Tifa, with a tear rolling down her cheek. She realized she was really touched by the story.
"I pooped on my skirt so it was ruined. When I lamented this, he was like, 'Don't worry, it's just a skirt,' and he ripped it off with a big smile, leaving me in a shirt but no pants, like you are now. Well, we eualluallly got to Junon and we went to the restaurant as usual. The waiter was so polite, even though I'm sure he knew I was bottomless. Zack and I sat down in a booth and had a wonderful talk."
By this time, the final inches of feces had slid out of Aeris' anus. She plucked a leaf from a nearby tree and wiped her butt. Tifa, who still had five inches of poo hanging from her anus, sighed in disappointment. She would soon be alone again. But her spirits were lifted when Aeris did something very unexpected: Before dressing, she hugged her friend and pecked her on the cheek.
Tifa was a closet bisexual, and Cloud knew, but she had never been kissed by a girl before. She realized this was the beginning of something more.
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