Topic: a morning with dementia

+ducky — 11.8 years ago #38,968

I tried to make poached eggs. My mom comes along and splashes water ontop of my eggs, tells me to throw in the second one, I go to txt about how annoying she is ruining my eggs then she takes my barely cooked eggs and serves them to me

What the hell. What the hell. I know you dont care. I care. Also these were the last two eggs. Damn

+Anonymous B — 11.8 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #431,447

tell her to go back to sleep and snore some more

·ducky (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #431,449

@previous (B)
well its too late

+Syntax — 11.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #431,462

@OP

> I tried to make poached eggs. My mom comes along and splashes water ontop of my eggs, tells me to throw in the second one, I go to txt about how annoying she is ruining my eggs then she takes my barely cooked eggs and serves them to me
>
> What the hell. What the hell. I know you dont care. I care. Also these were the last two eggs. Damn

WEIRD REALLY look at this just seconds ago copypasta from MC me reply to Trptych

Syntax (you) replied with this 3 minutes ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #509,367
@previous (ducky )
No microwaves elsewhere? Where is Derpy in all her many monikers?

We shared the how to microwave Eggs and she had great ideas and I tried and improved a bunch her method - Then found for 99cents a device to do it a different way - betting I could gin up stuff I have to do the same thing - bottom line is that in 30 seconds or less one can cook an egg to poached perfection - except their is still some value to poach on toast with extra water on occasions

Going to try hard boil in 45 seconds next time needs for a salad just to try that

So ducks if you wanna make super fast egg with Micro just ask how -

+Anonymous D — 11.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #431,464

@OP
Upgrade to this dementhia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69ij_tQnGx8

·Anonymous C — 11.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #431,467

@previous (D)
Yikes have NPR streaming so click on youtube and and and yikes in speakers all over house

·Anonymous B — 11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #431,475

@previous (C)
upgrade to yt;dw

·duckyshfc (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #431,476

@431,462 (Syntax )
No thats gross. Microwaved eggs r pretty disgusting

+Anonymous E — 11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #431,513

@previous (duckyshfc )
Wow, you shot him down in flames. He just wants to teach you jitterbug.

·ducky (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #431,514

@previous (E)
oh wow, i didnt mean to be rude. im so sorry. i just love eggs

+Anonymous F — 11.8 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #431,643

@431,462 (Syntax )
> Being this obsessed with "Triptych"

+Anonymous G — 11.8 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #431,646

@431,462 (Syntax )
How do you cook your eggs?

·Syntax — 11.8 years ago, 16 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #431,721

@previous (G)
I scramble in pan - usually with bits of chile peppers fresh and if not going out that day with friends then some onions - Tomato

For healthy reasons I eat poached on toast or on a waffle and when out for breakfast yes over easy is nice

Got to talk to ducky about how to microwave an egg so its NOT yucky. One of her GF's and I have been working out just how to do that.

Very much like my current microwaved eggs

·Anonymous E — 11.8 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #431,724

@previous (Syntax )
You're so creepy.

·Anonymous G — 11.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #431,748

@OP
How does your GF that syntax talks to microwave her eggs? Does he mean Aunty Em?

·ducky (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #431,751

@previous (G)
what?

+Auntie Em — 11.8 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #431,752

@431,748 (G)
Nope, isn't me. Last microwave egg I was around exploded. At work. Wasn't mine, but I don't entertain the idea of microwaving my eggs.

+Anonymous I — 11.8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #431,754

@431,724 (E)
creepy LIKE A FOX

·Anonymous G — 11.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #431,758

@431,751 (ducky )
idk, whatever syntax is on about.
@431,752 (Auntie Em )
Yeah that's what I assumed would happen
@previous (I)
I think he's creepy like a badger, or groundhog.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 11.8 years ago, 1 day later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #431,912

@431,721 (Syntax )

> bedpan

ftfy

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