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Topic: The two priests
+Anonymous A — 11.8 years ago #38,843
Two priests are flying with a planeload of Sunday school kids to the Vatican to meet the Pope.
Halfway across the Atlantic the pilot tells them that the plane is going to crash and that there are only two parachutes.
One priest turns to the other and says, “Grab the chutes and we’ll jump!”
“What about the children?” Replies the other priest.
“Fuck the children!” Yells the older priest.
The younger one says, “Do you think we have time?”
+Anonymous B — 11.8 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #430,582
Why did the plane malfunction? Was the airline owned by greedy jew, too cheap to properly maintain it? Was it pilot error? Was the pilot a chinaman?
+Anonymous C — 11.8 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #430,587
@previous (B)
Yes, On. You are the pilot, and all the children are Chinese. Now you know why the plane is going to crash.
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