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Topic: A sinner was denied access to heaven so he..,

+Anonymous A11.8 years ago #38,800

Was also denied access to hell so satan banished him to an eternal justin BIEBER concert. At least the devil plays slayer and other forms of metal

+Anonymous B11.8 years ago, 32 minutes later[T] [B] #430,303

Limbo is now an eternal Justin Bieber concert? God is cruel.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI11.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #430,344

This is the most terrifying thing I've ever heard. Luckily I listen to plenty of Godsmack and Ozzy, I shouldn't have too much trouble being inducted into hell.

+one-shit wonder 11.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #430,346

Christians pronounce Halloween correctly as in Hal the computer (from All Hallow's Eve, related to saints), Jews mispronounce as Hall rhymes with wall as if they think it related to a hollowed-out pumpkin, but how do Muslims pronounce it?

·Anonymous B11.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #430,348

@previous (one-shit wonder )
"Death to America" or "Allahu Akbar".

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI11.8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #430,352

@previous (B)
Hallahu Akbar

·Anonymous B11.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #430,359

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
This is another alternative but accurate pronunciation of Halloween for certain regions of the Ummah.

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