
He is obsessed with petty oneupmanship because of an extreme inferiority complex. He also tells lies about surfing, jogging, having two girlfriends, owning millions of dollars worth of property, working for the FBI, being a free climbing mountaineer, fighting in Afghanistan, being close personal friends with the shah of Iran etc etc.
He also knows more about Chinese sewers than any sane person should.

This is a quality thread. Round of applause for the OP.

Even Syntax Jr. gives his approval.
I will let this rigged pole by Matt stand on own and when it play out I will do a more legit pole-poll cause so far all legit polls he loses I win.