Topic: Syntax, for the record
+Anonymous A — 11.8 years ago #38,676
No word games, no hair splitting, no ambiguities. Just a straight yes or no answer:Do you believe that Matt Miller eats raw, unprocessed shit? Yes or no?
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+ !mcpasUMCI6 — 11.8 years ago, 9 minutes later[T] [B] #429,539
CONSIDER THIS:
You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck or have shit for brains.
With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place
for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke
shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and
tell others to eat shit and die. You can shit or go blind, have a
shit fit or just shit your life away. People can be shit headed,
shit brained, shit blinded, and shit over or shit on. Some people
know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between
shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits,
and sweet shits. There is bullshit, and horse shit and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit
hits the fan. You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a
shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a
pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter
than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds
like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you
feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the
right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry
shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek
without a paddle. Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes
you don't want any shit at all. Sometimes everything you touch
turns to shit. You swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling
like a rose. You can be faster than shit, or slower than shit.
Sometimes you'll find shit on a stick, sometimes you'll find shit
everywhere, and then there are times you can't find shit at all.
You can slice shit, spread shit, dunk shit or jump shit, and some
people just can't cut the shit.
When you stop to consider all the facts, SHIT is the basic
building block of creation. This means the universe did not begin
with a BIG BANG, but rather a BIG DUMP. Keep that in mind the
next time you flush the toilet.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know
anything else.
You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck or have shit for brains.
With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place
for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke
shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and
tell others to eat shit and die. You can shit or go blind, have a
shit fit or just shit your life away. People can be shit headed,
shit brained, shit blinded, and shit over or shit on. Some people
know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between
shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits,
and sweet shits. There is bullshit, and horse shit and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit
hits the fan. You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a
shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a
pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter
than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds
like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you
feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the
right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry
shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek
without a paddle. Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes
you don't want any shit at all. Sometimes everything you touch
turns to shit. You swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling
like a rose. You can be faster than shit, or slower than shit.
Sometimes you'll find shit on a stick, sometimes you'll find shit
everywhere, and then there are times you can't find shit at all.
You can slice shit, spread shit, dunk shit or jump shit, and some
people just can't cut the shit.
When you stop to consider all the facts, SHIT is the basic
building block of creation. This means the universe did not begin
with a BIG BANG, but rather a BIG DUMP. Keep that in mind the
next time you flush the toilet.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know
anything else.
+Anonymous C — 11.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #429,540
> You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than apig in shit
+Anonymous D — 11.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #429,545
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 8 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #429,546
@429,539 (!mcpasUMCI6)
@429,540 (C)
Yeah, right. No better than I expected.
Syntax, still waiting for an answer.
@429,540 (C)
Yeah, right. No better than I expected.
Syntax, still waiting for an answer.
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