Topic: ~★:.Okay, Matt – you've asked for it, Poop-proof You are what you Eat.:★~
+Syntax — 11.8 years ago #38,666

Readers digest version for those who fear tl:dr
Okay, Matt -- you've asked for it and now you've got it. Presented below, in unexpurgated form, is the Poop-proof
Compiled by Syntax, with editing services provided by The Promethean Corporation.
Starting with the bottom line first Matt posted all of this logged in: Anonymous posting is not possible at GoKunming. This is where he first mentions that he has no issues with eating sewer oil which as we will see later in this document -- is an unsanitary product loaded with fecal matter, with the most unsavory origins imaginable.
Now for some preliminary info --
only a few of the 250,000 manufactures of this oil attempt to filter it at all. Most is put in huge drums or large cans for restaurant use and it does come out brown in color. Links are only for your quick reference and amusement.
http://www.gokunming.com/en/forums/thread/9807/food_claim_evidence_thread
http://www.gokunming.com/en/forums/thread/9807/food_claim_evidence_thread?page=15
Food Claim Evidence Thread
***mmkunmingteacher (561 posts) • 5 months ago
Peter99, fair enough. I just personally want to experience everything I can about China while I am here.
’’’And if that means that I occasionally will unknowingly eat filtered, re-used oil, then so be it. It is worth it to me'''.
Again, that is just my opinion.
Author comment: ‘’The Sewage oil is never filtered. The Oil floats to the surface of the sewage, and is scooped off with a hand ladle.
Home experiment - Rag towel /colth over a bowl and pour oil over the cloth and notice no oil flow. Cloth saturates and blocks flow.
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~★:.Advanced version for readers who want a taste of more. Follows in part #2 :★~
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+ducky — 11.8 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #429,431
you cant do matt shtick tho. Reported!! Fuchs!!! FUCHS
·Syntax (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #429,432

Matt you argue the Poop Oil scandal has been shut down: Poop in food in China a Cultural Necessity
mmkunmingteacher (561 posts) • 5 months ago
Matt tells Member: @Magnifico, there have been gutter oil scandals, and the authorities have shut them down. In like manner, there have been scandals in Paris about using recycled cooking oil.
Author: ‘’Of course, I could not find any info on this alleged Parisian sewer oil incident, except for one:
Corruption around the UN oil-for-food programme in Iraq..... Google comes up with nothing on Parisian re-cycled oil for human consumption.
Next, let’s examine his statement:
“[if I] unknowingly eat filtered, re-used oil, then so be it.”
One of many photos of the sewage vat cooking oil is removed from
The more established Western expats for the most part do not eat in Kunming restaurants because:
Sometimes you're better off drinking from a restaurant toilet than its carbonated drinks.
‘’’Ice cubes served in soft drinks can be dirtier than toilet water,’’’ an investigation by China's national television revealed on Monday.
A statement released by the Hainan provincial agriculture department on Monday said bacterial counts 13 times higher than toilet water and 18 times higher than the national standard, is the average after testing Kunming restaurants. The next phase of testing will include water used in food preparation.
Author note: Rinsing hands after washing in contaminated water and washing vegetables in contaminated water is another reason so many outsiders become ill. ‘’Imagine taking a shower in water with more bacterial then in your toilet’’
Li Jiheng (李纪恒) governor of Yunnan, apologizes for the report.
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-22467484
ebobbinator
Finally, truth be told, if you stay in Kunming long enough, you no longer consider diarrhea to be an illness, just another part of eating out.
I have been sicker here from the food than any other city in China. I'm looking to get out of this town as soon as possible.
tigertiger
After a nasty bout of food poisoning, I am a little fearful of going out to eat at local establishments again.
Dazzer
I do not eat in Kunming restaurants Why? Because I don't like playing Russian roulette in my pants when I fart.
zhulaoye
Diarrhea after eating is often a crap shoot
And, dear reader. this is where I get bogged down in word salad because for scientific technical presentations, it’s all about supporting documentation.
I was surprised by this -- and first, you need to know that Chinese food, Yunnan style differs from the rest of China by the huge amount of oil they cook and fry with as well as huge amounts of chile added, to basically dull food. Cooking oil thus ends up as the single most expensive ingredient a restaurant uses.
http://www.haohaoreport.com/china-news/have-you-had-your-gutter-oil-today-a-32000-ton-food-scandal-hits-yunnan
Have you had your gutter oil today? A 32,000-ton food scandal hits Yunnan
Chinese police have investigated 1.3 million cases of gutter oil production in 250,000 illegal factories over the last 18 months/
So, readers, is this a brand new problem? Enterprising Chinese restaurateurs trying to save every last yuan?
This is the shocker -- It has been culturally acceptable forever.
http://urbachina.hypotheses.org/5586
Kunming confronted to the issue of recycled cooking oil
Kunming, the capital city of China’s Yunnan province, is having problems dealing with recycled cooking oil -- often derisively referred to as “gutter oil”. [h}City municipal officials told the
Chinese media that the problems with “gutter oil” have existed for centuries.[/h}
One official, Xi Qingyang, said they dated back to the time of China’s Qing Dynasty (1644 to 1912).
'''The problem of ‘gutter oil’ has been around since the Qing Dynasty,
And all of a sudden we have been ordered to regulate it,’’ Xi said. “This can not be done, he told Yunnan Information Daily.
“The use of illegal cooking oil - recycled from waste oil - is rampant in China. And because waste oil contains harmful carcinogens and other pollutants, mainland authorities have been determined to crack down on it for years.”
Thought you all might enjoy this as well -- just one of many jabs by fellow expats at Matt. All found on gokunming.com
@mmkunmingteacher (Matt Miller) You are the most tiresome poster on this site and possibly the entire internet. You are incapable of reading and understanding what others post.
Defining us that disagree with your opinions as miserable, simply define you that way!
"'Another expat says "You're a dingbat. “You’re so absurd that it's pointless engaging in conversation with you.''
Now, finally some background as to how this subject came up on GoKunming:
Expats on GoKunming created a topic about a new McDonalds opening up. Most expats were thrilled at the opportunity to experience a clean, healthy, familiar taste of home. Matthew, of course, was displeased. Having been forced out of his home country with tax liens and bad debt, he has a visceral sour grapes reaction to anything that reminds him of his native land. Matthew wanted to know why anyone would eat at McDonald’s or KFC when “Chinese food is the world’s most exciting -- variety and the best”, to which expats countered with firsthand experience of Chinese restaurant food making them sick.
http://www.gokunming.com/en/forums/thread/9766/import_foods_expanded_in_c4_nan_ya?page=6
Matt argues.” If we are in China, we should live like the Chinese. And Matt tells BillD (a much respected member of the forum and food writer with a blog):
mmkunmingteacher • 5 months ago @BillDan, moreover, this "gutter oil" stuff that everyone keeps insisting is used at every restaurant, is malarchy. There have been a couple of scandals about restaurants using recycled oil (which Western restaurants do too, by the way).
But these have been scandals --- the authorities bust them and shut them down I see bottled, packaged oil being delivered to restaurants all the time.
To seriously make the argument that all local restaurants use human feces to cook in, is just silly, foreign, paranoid propaganda.
How some foreigners aren't too scared to even leave their apartments in the morning, boggles my mind.
Authors note: Ironic and hilarious because he appears afraid to leave his place on Friday and Saturday and Sunday evenings. Add Monday through Thursday evenings.
Yet below you will see this is as in Matt's words: “malarchy.” A Master of Arts in languages and yet he cannot spell malarkey correctly!
Yesterday I paid for some meat dish and I could smell how bad it was and it was 25 yuan. I just left it-
Gokunming has twice featured front page articles about this problem and betting Matt avoids reading them:
http://www.gokunming.com/en/blog/item/2949/details_emerge_in_yunnans_largest_ever_gutter_oil_case
http://www.scmp.com/article/1270196/kunmings-making-gutter-oil-use-comes-stall
http://www.gokunming.com/en/blog/item/2411/illegal_gutter_oil_operation_casts_shadow_on_kunming_food_safety
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-22467484
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutter_oil
http://www.theatlantic.com/china/archive/2013/10/chinas-frightening-unpleasant-cooking-oil-scandal/281000/
Today in the news:
http://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/1615900/8-more-ting-hsin-linked-executives-held-tainted-cooking-oil-scandal
8 more Ting Hsin-linked executives held in tainted cooking oil scandal
Taiwan Reels From Gutter Oil Scandal -- NYTimes.com
sinosphere.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/.../taiwan-reels-from-gutter-oil-scan...
And that is it -- a least it solves the mystery about why expats who cannot stomach the local food, unless they buy fresh and cook it at home.
The end.
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·Syntax (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #429,433
·Syntax (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #429,435

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·Syntax (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #429,438
·Syntax (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 34 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #429,439
+Anonymous C — 11.8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #429,446
Total Syntax crap. No a single new fact. When Matt speaks of Scat eating he refers to eating shit straight from the bowel. You are a fraud - no better than Matt himself.
·Syntax (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #429,447
@previous (C)
In fact he is eating more then just shit from his bowel - he gets dog shit cat shit rat shit cow shit and goat shit
His bowel is just his own shit - He is getting a bargain full of a lot of shit all at the same time
+Anonymous D — 11.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #429,450
@429,446 (C)
> Total Syntax crap. No a single new fact. When Matt speaks of Scat eating he refers to eating shit straight from the bowel. You are a fraud - no better than Matt himself.
Go to bed TG
·Anonymous C — 11.8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #429,459
@429,447 (Syntax )
Wriggle all you want Syntax - you have failed to prove Matt is a Scat eater in the sexual sense which you assured us you could. I call Bullshit (no pun intended)
+Anonymous E — 11.8 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #429,467
@OP
You said you had real proof:
http://www.scatchan.net/topic/37561#reply_259295
> No it is not. That wood make it to easy and he could argue all year long the food is quality then do a review and put in blog. He could even take photos of each element that the vendor uses to prove otherwise +Anonymous F — 11.8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #429,472
·Syntax (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #429,477
@429,467 (E)
C my reply on MC thread to ur reply there - I am working its Friday n for sure will NOT NOT NOT NOT be on net this evening - NEVER EVER with very very minor exceptions such as when at a Satellite Command Control location while Rocket is on hold and one has lots of sitting around tyme till weather clears OR one waits a few weeks for new window and then one is stuck inside on Fri Sat n such
ALL Satellites are up up UP - almost one hundred now - a few not feeling so much so good these days but such is nature of that biz
@429,459 (C)
> Wriggle all you want Syntax - you have failed to prove Matt is a Scat eater in the sexual sense which you assured us you could. I call Bullshit (no pun intended)
I proved Matt eats real SHIT FECES TURDS - in bits n peaces and not just Human including his own (possibly) Rat Dog Cat Goat Pig Fowl (chickens) Vermin off the street like Cockroaches n Fleas
The numbers prove he has no choice unless he decides to stop eating street food where more of the cheep oil is used - the other expats smart nuff to not eat the shit
And wot about the water he showers in filled with shit? Sure he soaps up but the rinse water is loaded with Shit - Wash hands - Shit - Tooth brush brush teeth and he brushes feces on2 teeth
The sexual sense has to be tied in with his scat history no one dare deny- See reply on that at MC
I also agree the Sex with Feces his hard to prove except for those in2 Sewer sex which appear to be most of the gay male crowed eh
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·Anonymous C — 11.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #429,478
@previous (Syntax )
Wriggle, wriggle.
+Anonymous G — 11.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #429,480
What a load of shit.
·Anonymous F — 11.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #429,482
@previous (G)
> What a load of shit. +Auntie Em — 11.8 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #429,496
LMFAO, I wondered if this was the direction you were taking, I love it!
I think it's a fantastic job, lol. You proved it and that's all that was required, yes?
Jokes on EVERYONE!
·Auntie Em — 11.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #429,497
@429,459 (C)
He never said "in a sexual sense", lmao, it's fucking hilarious how he got everyone.
·Anonymous C — 11.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #429,501
@previous (Auntie Em )
Oh yes he did. He said he could prove Matt was into eating Scat (quite different from sewage extract)
·Auntie Em — 11.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #429,504
@previous (C)
You all are just pissed because you were rused as well.
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·ducky — 11.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #429,505
@429,496 (Auntie Em )
Lol, ikr
Matt was shitting his pants
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·Auntie Em — 11.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #429,506
@previous (ducky )
I kind of suspected but wasn't sure. Idk, I got a big laugh out if it :)
·Auntie Em — 11.8 years ago, 38 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #429,507
@429,505 (ducky )
Haha, he was! He was freaking the fuck out!
·Anonymous C — 11.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #429,508
@previous (Auntie Em )
Matt will have the last laugh - Tyntax has proved zilch other than he is full of hot air.
·Auntie Em — 11.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #429,510
@previous (C)
The best part was when Syntax made Matt pick the time of reveal, syntax led Matt through this whole ordeal like a sheepherder leading sheep.
·Syntax (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 38 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #429,513
@previous (Auntie Em )
YEP strung him along including waiting until jest when he wood wake up
OUT OF HERE ITS FRIDAY NITE ME Single GFs working one in London one in NY getting ready to lift off to France on a contract flight by req n me done done for net
---------->
zooooommmmm
+Anonymous I — 11.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #429,515
@OP
@429,432 (Syntax )
@429,435 (Syntax )
@429,438 (Syntax )
@429,439 (Syntax )
@429,447 (Syntax )
@429,477 (Syntax )
@previous (Syntax )
> Being this obsessed with "Matt Miller's diet"+Anonymous J — 11.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #429,548
@OP
So, basically, what you're saying is,
he's full of shit? ·Anonymous I — 11.8 years ago, 16 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #429,809
@previous (J)
> Being this obsessed with "spoiler-texting bad jokes"+Anonymous K — 11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #429,816
@previous (I)
> Being this obsessed with "being this obsessed" ·Anonymous J — 11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #429,824
@429,809 (I)
You've got a nice thing going, you should probably
shtick with it. ·Anonymous I — 11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #429,835
@429,816 (K)
> Being this obsessed with "being this obsessed with 'being this obsessed' "·ducky — 11.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #429,862
+Syntax — 11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #429,876
i wanna be syntax
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·The Detector !3yzc29zx8c — 11.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #429,879
@previous (Syntax )
Ok, ducky.
·ducky — 11.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #429,881
@previous (The Detector !3yzc29zx8c)
shut up i already posted here
·The Detector !3yzc29zx8c — 11.8 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #429,882
@previous (ducky )
Yes, right here
@429,876 (Syntax ) ·ducky — 11.8 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #430,187
Bump
+Dr moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 — 11.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #430,203
@429,477 (Syntax )
Bullshit. Take your senility meds.
·Anonymous G — 11.8 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #430,206
@previous (Dr moot !Ep8pui8Vw2)
Does syntax still think you're moot?
+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 11.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #430,209
Fatt Filler is a troll.
+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 11.8 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #430,216
@previous (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)·Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 11.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #430,221
@previous (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
I love the humiliation!
·Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 11.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #430,223
@previous (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)·Syntax (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #430,225
@430,203 (Dr moot !Ep8pui8Vw2)
BS wood b u as Moot. Moot as in real has directly communicated with me as to you as clone
·Syntax (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 39 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #430,226
@430,206 (G)
Of course not. Not moots style n c reply abouve
·Syntax (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 54 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #430,227
@430,209 (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
AND Autphag is wot?
·Anonymous G — 11.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #430,230
@430,226 (Syntax )
Dude, a week ago, you were convinced Dr moot was moot in disguise despite it obviously being the doc.
·Dr moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 — 11.8 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #430,231
@430,225 (Syntax )
Cool story bro.
·Syntax (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 12 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #430,375
@430,230 (G)
And Yes I have been known to make Mistrakes
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