Topic: What's the least "gay" thing to pleasure my anus with?

+Anonymous A — 11.8 years ago #38,626

I'm pretty sure my own finger doesn't qualify as gay, since masturbation is 100% non-gay. And my girl's finger is automatically non-gay cause well, she's a girl.

But is there anything else I could use for even more stimulation? I'm looking for the best of both worlds here. Obviously, I want to enjoy myself, but I don't ever find myself thinking a cock would be hot in there. The male body is just too ugly to me for that sort of thinking.

+ducky — 11.8 years ago, 44 seconds later[T] [B] #429,119

another mans fist

+Anonymous C — 11.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #429,121

@OP
You were just asking for @previous (ducky ) with a post like that.

+Svet !jzYkdX7lIw — 11.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #429,123

A sharpee

+Anonymous E — 11.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #429,125

A pickle.

+Triptych !!mbygV1aTC — 11.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #429,143

a buttplug? a dildo? a vibrator made for an anus? thought it'd be obvs.

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw — 11.8 years ago, 52 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #429,146

A banana

·Anonymous C — 11.8 years ago, 15 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #429,147

Girl friend's fist.
Pritt stick container.
Hookah hose.
Basketball pump (untested, however highly recommended by critics).

·Anonymous C — 11.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #429,154

@429,143 (Triptych !!mbygV1aTC)
But where's the fun in giving real life solutions? There is none.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 19 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #429,473

Cucumber was awesome!!!

+sacks of bunny ears — 11.8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #429,476

a stiff clit

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 35 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #429,485

@previous (sacks of bunny ears )

I was licking gf's clit while she pushed cucumber in my anus, and sucking my cock.

+Anonymous H — 11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #429,521

@OP
@429,473 (A)
@previous (A)
> Being this obsessed with "anal masturbation"

·Anonymous E — 11.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #429,549

@429,485 (A)
I said pickle, dumbass.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #429,560

@previous (E)

Going for the pickle tomorrow.

·Anonymous E — 11.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #429,561

@previous (A)
Make sure to finish with "And now you know what your cunt smells like".

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #429,563

@previous (E)

Bwahahahahaha

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