Topic: oh my fucking god
+ducky — 11.8 years ago #38,532
I had the worst dream about phlegm in my throat. When I tried to get it out it turns out I have a massive oily black demon fucking blob shit in my throat. Its a huge mass. I try to get it out but theres so much. Also it wud inflate if I breathed wrong. I had this huge black fucking bubble hanging out of my mouth. Id squeeze it to try n pop it so itd come out but it jus omg no. No. So. Gross. It startes coming out of my nose, but it just wouldnt get out. Was just there. Oozing. I began crying and wanted to call 911 :(
Please. That was gross. N I felt it all.
Please. That was gross. N I felt it all.
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+Anonymous B — 11.8 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #428,550
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·ducky (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #428,572
+god — 11.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #428,573
You were pregnant with devil baby. This, my child, is my evil plan for you.
+Anonymous D — 11.8 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #428,574
Stop sucking nigger dicks. Thanks.
+Syntax — 11.8 years ago, 58 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #428,577
+Anonymous F — 11.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #428,606
@428,573 (god )
Are you sure it wasn't just some nigra that did it? I mean... I know you're omniscient and all... but ever since the National Enquirer dropped that story about you smoking crack with homeless people in the 90s I've had some doubts about your divine plan.
Are you sure it wasn't just some nigra that did it? I mean... I know you're omniscient and all... but ever since the National Enquirer dropped that story about you smoking crack with homeless people in the 90s I've had some doubts about your divine plan.
·Anonymous C — 11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #428,611
@previous (F)
I was only smoking crack with the homeless so they know I exist. But my divine plan was to drive them to drugs, and hopefully suicide. As you know, or do now, any person who commits suicide, goes straight to hell. I have no room in my kingdom for homeless druggies. How's that for a divine plan?
I was only smoking crack with the homeless so they know I exist. But my divine plan was to drive them to drugs, and hopefully suicide. As you know, or do now, any person who commits suicide, goes straight to hell. I have no room in my kingdom for homeless druggies. How's that for a divine plan?
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+Anonymous G — 11.8 years ago, 52 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #428,612
+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #428,617
Shhh, it was only a dream.
·Anonymous F — 11.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #428,663
@428,611 (C)
It seems like a huge waste of your time o Lord.
Why not just do a seven plagues or great flood redux to cleanse humanity of sinners? That or a nuclear holocaust could work. I've got more ideas I could bounce off you later, G-dog, but I'll just send them to you via prayer.
It seems like a huge waste of your time o Lord.
Why not just do a seven plagues or great flood redux to cleanse humanity of sinners? That or a nuclear holocaust could work. I've got more ideas I could bounce off you later, G-dog, but I'll just send them to you via prayer.
·god — 11.8 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #428,700
@previous (F)
My child, those are deaths caused by others, or by natural disaster. I need idiot homeless druggies and pedophiles to commit suicide, so I may commit them to hell. I must keep my kingdom clean.
My child, those are deaths caused by others, or by natural disaster. I need idiot homeless druggies and pedophiles to commit suicide, so I may commit them to hell. I must keep my kingdom clean.
·ducky (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #428,703
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