Topic: Should we burn the religious alive?
+Anonymous A — 11.8 years ago #38,439
They are corrupting society.
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+Anonymous B — 11.8 years ago, 12 minutes later[T] [B] #428,137
Already done during Nero's time. Nothing like a few thousand immolated martyrs to win public support.
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+Anonymous C — 11.8 years ago, 10 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #428,253
@OP
nnnnoo, we're supposed to feed them to lions... but iirc I can only get a permit for mid-sized cats in my state. Ocelots are a possibility. Pricey though... how many ocelots does it take to eat a single average sized religious person in one sitting?
nnnnoo, we're supposed to feed them to lions... but iirc I can only get a permit for mid-sized cats in my state. Ocelots are a possibility. Pricey though... how many ocelots does it take to eat a single average sized religious person in one sitting?
+ducky — 11.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #428,260
Try me, pussy faggot
·Anonymous C — 11.8 years ago, 6 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #428,298
+Anonymous E — 11.8 years ago, 12 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #428,300
is op wearing a fedora? yes/sprite/boners
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 20 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #428,302
·Anonymous C — 11.8 years ago, 29 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #428,311
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #428,335
·Anonymous C — 11.8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #428,338
@previous (A)
They are high as fuck.
We're toying with the idea, but I think if we did, maybe a serval or a caracal instead. But it's going to take some doing for it to be "legal". We definitely don't have the 500-1000hrs of handling experience... yet. Unless, you know, house cats count towards it.
They are high as fuck.
We're toying with the idea, but I think if we did, maybe a serval or a caracal instead. But it's going to take some doing for it to be "legal". We definitely don't have the 500-1000hrs of handling experience... yet. Unless, you know, house cats count towards it.
+Anonymous F — 11.8 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #428,347
·Anonymous C — 11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #428,357
@previous (F)
Excellent, then we can move forward. That specimen appears particularly fierce for a house cat... it took an intrepid photographer to get that shot.
Now we need two references, a 5 ft fence, and to pass some test/examination. We would also need a "CRITICAL INCIDENT/DISASTER PLAN" in place... and I'm assuming some extra insurance.
Excellent, then we can move forward. That specimen appears particularly fierce for a house cat... it took an intrepid photographer to get that shot.
Now we need two references, a 5 ft fence, and to pass some test/examination. We would also need a "CRITICAL INCIDENT/DISASTER PLAN" in place... and I'm assuming some extra insurance.
+God bless chairs — 11.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #428,376
3 If his offering be a burnt sacrifice of the herd, let him offer a male without blemish: he shall offer it of his own voluntary will at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation before the Lord.
4 And he shall put his hand upon the head of the burnt offering; and it shall be accepted for him to make atonement for him.
5 And he shall kill the bullock before the Lord: and the priests, Aaron's sons, shall bring the blood, and sprinkle the blood round about upon the altar that is by the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
6 And he shall flay the burnt offering, and cut it into his pieces.
7 And the sons of Aaron the priest shall put fire upon the altar, and lay the wood in order upon the fire:
8 And the priests, Aaron's sons, shall lay the parts, the head, and the fat, in order upon the wood that is on the fire which is upon the altar:
9 But his inwards and his legs shall he wash in water: and the priest shall burn all on the altar, to be a burnt sacrifice, an offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the Lord.
Leviticus 1
The Lord prefers his meat killed beforehand.
4 And he shall put his hand upon the head of the burnt offering; and it shall be accepted for him to make atonement for him.
5 And he shall kill the bullock before the Lord: and the priests, Aaron's sons, shall bring the blood, and sprinkle the blood round about upon the altar that is by the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
6 And he shall flay the burnt offering, and cut it into his pieces.
7 And the sons of Aaron the priest shall put fire upon the altar, and lay the wood in order upon the fire:
8 And the priests, Aaron's sons, shall lay the parts, the head, and the fat, in order upon the wood that is on the fire which is upon the altar:
9 But his inwards and his legs shall he wash in water: and the priest shall burn all on the altar, to be a burnt sacrifice, an offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the Lord.
Leviticus 1
The Lord prefers his meat killed beforehand.
·Anonymous F — 11.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #428,384
@428,357 (C)
I have it on good authority that the photographer was hospitalized for several weeks afterward.
I have it on good authority that the photographer was hospitalized for several weeks afterward.
·Anonymous C — 11.8 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #428,425
@previous (F)
The damn fool.
The cat even reminds me of another house cat that sent 3 careless people to a hospital.
The damn fool.
The cat even reminds me of another house cat that sent 3 careless people to a hospital.
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