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Topic: My fryer is beeping and ready, and I'm about to fry noodles that I shouldn't be frying (should boil)

+Anonymous A11.8 years ago #38,391

What do you expect the outcome of this to be? Discuss.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 18 minutes later[T] [B] #427,741

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+Anonymous B11.8 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #427,743

no one cares

+Anonymous C11.8 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #427,746

ChristopherEccleston.jpg@previous (B)
> Being this obsessed with "not caring"

+Anonymous D11.8 years ago, 55 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #427,753

Sup gary?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #427,754

@427,743 (B)
It's fine. I completely understand how jelly you are of my fried noodles.

+ducky 11.8 years ago, 44 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #427,755

So was it better? Who are you? Who has a deep fryer in their house

·Anonymous B11.8 years ago, 31 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #427,756

@427,754 (A)
looks like shit

·Anonymous D11.8 years ago, 47 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #427,757

@427,755 (ducky )
see
@427,753 (D)

·ducky 11.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #427,759

@previous (D)
U have a fryer in your house? Did it come that way

·Anonymous D11.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #427,760

1365259449781048.jpg@previous (ducky )
No you silly gooseduck. OP is garyOAK and he works at a restaurant and when he gets really bored he posts photos from work.

This one is from the last time he did this.

·ducky 11.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #427,761

@previous (D)
Oh lol. I couldnt fuck around like that at my restaurant

+Syntax 11.8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #427,763

niggers.jpg@previous (ducky )

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #427,781

Clearly if anyone thinks that's the type of fryer they use in a restaurant they're very misinformed. It is in fact my household fryer.

@427,755 (ducky )
> Who has a deep fryer in their house
Any sane human being.

+Anonymous G11.8 years ago, 13 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #427,899

@OP
I dare you to deep fry one of your socks and post crispy results!

·ducky 11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #427,905

@427,781 (A)
Oh you!!!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #427,907

@427,899 (G)
On the condition that I will post it to you and you must eat it.

·Anonymous D11.8 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #427,917

@previous (A)
G must accept your offer. His internet cred is at stake, and I assure you he will lose all of it if he fails this challenge.

+Syntax 11.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #427,943

I R Confucius

In USA its common to order up Chinese Chow Mein aka Stir Fried Noodles. ITS NOT really a Chinese for real dish as no such thing used to be found in China proper.

Boiled wheat noodles then drained and then stir fried as bases for adding crunchy bits of say celery - onion etc and maybe chicken or pork in slices.

In China its more common to boil noodles then pan fry but noodles are not so much stir fried as Pan sit and brown crispy and flip over a bit

So Crisp on one side n not so much on other - Its a texture thang. __If ON is around__ he can discuss in Eubonics THIS

·Dr moot !Ep8pui8Vw211.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #427,944

3014DrPhil320NEW_.jpg@previous (Syntax )
Illegible gibberish.

+The Detector !nxpTnibHws11.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #427,947

@previous (Dr moot !Ep8pui8Vw2)
Fake Moot detected.

+moot !Ep8pui8Vw211.8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #427,950

@427,944 (Dr moot !Ep8pui8Vw2)
I do not have a doctorate.

Sincerely,
Mootles

·Syntax 11.8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #427,954

@previous (moot !Ep8pui8Vw2)
Nor do eye

Wood stick around n stick it 2 ya but I worked super late for FREE FREE and Moot ya might take a look at this- will put it up on TC later

Need my feet to the sand for 10 miles and its almost noon which ain't the way I like to run in full SUN

http://minichan.org/topic/37545

fUGGeD up adding that I in heading

OUT OF HERE----------------->

·moot !Ep8pui8Vw211.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #427,955

@previous (Syntax )
I'm about to head out myself but I will check it out tonight.

+Auntie Em 11.8 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #427,983

@OP

> What do you expect the outcome of this to be?

You've accidentally let a few drops of hot, boiling oil touch your arm. You start flinging your arm around, knocking the entire fryer over whereupon several quarts of burning oil spill directly onto the front of your pants. Your hands are red masses of 3rd degree burns so you are having trouble undoing your button and fly.

I hope they are able to repair what was once your dick.

Not really tho.

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