Topic: No really, Catherine is slower than he appears through the textual medium

+Autphag — 11.8 years ago #38,354

It was Fuchs who made me privvy to that information in the first place, not my opinion. Catherine calls everyone else "retarded" though. This is extremely typical of these types. Anything they don't understand, is "stupid" or "retarded". If Catherine doesn't understand a post, he says, "Are you retarded?"

+Anonymous B — 11.8 years ago, 16 minutes later[T] [B] #427,564

Nice retardpost.

+Anonymous C — 11.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #427,567

are you retarded?

+Anonymous D — 11.8 years ago, 20 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #427,568

> Nice retardpost.

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #427,574

you say some really stupid things. You also call people tranny, cock chasers, when you're a tranny who wants to suck cock.

+Anonymous F — 11.8 years ago, 24 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #427,581

no one cares

+Anonymous G — 11.8 years ago, 6 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #427,613

@427,574 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
That isn't Autphag you dense thicko.

+Anonymous H — 11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #427,616

@previous (G)
> Being this obsessed with "Autphag"

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.8 years ago, 5 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #427,631

@427,613 (G)
I dont care. He's still an idiot.

·Anonymous D — 11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #427,642

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
No one is going to disagree with that.

·Anonymous B — 11.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #427,659

@previous (D)
Not even negi? Oh right, negi doesn't have the balls to stand up to anyone.

·Anonymous D — 11.8 years ago, 21 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #427,662

@previous (B)
Negative.

@427,631 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Post pics after you've framed your certificate.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #427,687

@previous (D)
I want to do so, but I also dont want to dox myself.

·Anonymous D — 11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #427,694

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Just remove or edit the exif data, that's what I do. My dox are still known to a few people on TC but not because of pics.

I'm sure FuckAlms or alternatively Professor Google could explain how to easily remove exif data better than I could.

+Syntax — 11.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #427,709

@427,687 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Donnnnt do it the way Indy did it. He made a copy o his DMV. Then with magic marker he blacked out wot he wanted no one 2C

Pulling out the pixels a few at a time and finding software that could fill in the gaps - 100% of wot he eliminated I recovered but it did take on and off a lot of time over lots of weeks

Funny thing is he failed to update his address SO WE did not have a home address worth anything UNTIL the day he for play put up Google earth view of the crummy house he was renting

Back then the fool had no clue the URL for the G photo contained his home address - the one on Orange and steps away from a homeless shelter - I had much fun with that info

·Anonymous H — 11.8 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #427,751

@previous (Syntax )
> Being this obsessed with "Indy"

·Anonymous G — 11.8 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #427,962

@427,631 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
He's still far cleverer than you, Kook.

+Auntie Em — 11.8 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #427,976

@previous (G)
Cleverer?

·Anonymous D — 11.8 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #427,985

@427,962 (G)
> perturbed

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

+Anonymous K — 11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #427,993

@427,613 (G)
Why would anybody pretend to be autphag?

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #428,004

@427,962 (G)
No he is not.

·Anonymous B — 11.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #428,016

@427,993 (K)
Because they are autphag.

·Anonymous G — 11.8 years ago, 7 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #428,032

@428,004 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Let's entertain that he's dim; then you are, by comparison, profoundly retarded.

·Anonymous G — 11.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #428,033

@428,016 (B)
@427,993 (K)
Autphag has been ISP range-banned for months; this was his original post on Scatchan:
http://www.scatchan.net/topic/37619

You can see it's been embellished by the impersonator since, who is likely Anonymous B, as that post's response implies.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.8 years ago, 8 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #428,089

@428,032 (G)
I hold a job, I have never been dominated by an internet autist, and I have never faked a Blair Witched themed suicide. So I'm pretty okay with how things have turned out.

·Anonymous G — 11.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #428,090

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Only somebody of Down syndromic intellectual calibre could boast about being enslaved to pittance daily-bread wages. As for the last two things, this is gibberish you've concocted yourself. Lay off the huff.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #428,091

@previous (G)
At least I was never enslaved to my pseudo abusive parents and the government.

·Anonymous D — 11.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #428,092

@428,089 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
lol'd

@428,090 (G)
Nice NEET logic.

·Anonymous G — 11.8 years ago, 35 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #428,093

@428,091 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Ah, I see, so you've omniscient foresight into Autphag's autobiography, do you?

I know you're a spoilt, first-world, middle-class American, but don't dare cast aspersions of your privilege unto Autphag, who grew up in a monstrosity of a socialist, third-world dictatorship.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.8 years ago, 42 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #428,094

@428,090 (G)
No he was enraptured with a faggy little autistic mong, who bossed him around like he was training a chimp. Autphag also threw on a skirt and creeped around the woods, claiming to be trying to suicide, but actually only scaring local children and getting ticks on his lady stick. Thanks.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #428,095

@428,093 (G)
Spoiled? He doesnt fucking work, he was handed a house, and he spends his time stemming and dicking around on the internet. What a hard life.

+Anonymous L — 11.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #428,098

@428,093 (G)
> Being this obsessed with "Autphag"

·Anonymous G — 11.8 years ago, 45 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #428,099

@428,094 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
> faggy little autistic mong

I assure you, he was not enraptured by yourself!

> Autphag also threw on a skirt and creeped around the woods, claiming to be trying to suicide...

That's how he ended up in A&E for 7 days after freezing himself to near-death for a commensurate length of time, only to be discovered by some off-duty bobby-on-the-beat? I know you feign cynicality to appear witty, but this is just the insensitive ramblings of a borderline psychopath.

·Anonymous G — 11.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #428,101

@428,095 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
You wouldn't ask someone who suffered the horrors of Kwa-ilso 15 in North Korea to slave themselves away immediately after their trauma, and although you play down the matrairchal abuse Autphag describes, I can fully believe any mother of an autistic child to be just as cruel; it tends to be psychopathic women who give birth to autistic men.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #428,102

@428,099 (G)
We all know that he did it for attention. If he had wanted to kill himself, he could have succeeded. Also he did have a gay little autistic boyfriend who ran his life and wouldn't even put out.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #428,103

@428,101 (G)
Yes his life of taking recreational drugs, and eating junk food is just like being in a North Korean work camp. We should treat him like a pow, and erect a statue in his honor.

·Anonymous G — 11.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #428,104

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
How do you know what he eats? It sounds like you're as bad of a stalker as Matt is a restaurant "connoisseur"

From what I last read, he imbibes medicinal herbs and drinks himself into a liver disease; psychiatry, with its insensitivty that you show in kind, failed to resolve any of his pain.

@428,102 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Suicide doesn't work that way, and for a healthcare worker to think a success rate is guaranteed by determination alone, tells me everything that's worrisome about the state of American medical staff.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #428,105

@previous (G)
"He" didnt try and commit suicide. "He" had a drug fueled romp in the woods, and I feel no pity for "him" regarding that episode.

·Anonymous G — 11.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #428,106

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
You're incapable of feeling pity anyway. Don't try to act like some arbiter of moral deservance in the absence of a conscience. It's comically pitiful coming from you.

I can see your paranoid temptation to accuse me of being Autphag. Yes, it's true that I also live in Scotland, but I've been following lolcows long before he was around; he just seems like the unfortunate victim of a vendetta from an ex-pat Scottard in London.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous B — 11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #428,116

@428,099 (G)
> after freezing himself to near-death
Clearly he didn't try hard enough.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #428,125

@428,106 (G)
What in the fuck are you talking about? You're claiming that there is a conspiracy against him?

·Anonymous B — 11.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #428,127

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
This is what Autphag actually believes.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.8 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #428,136

@previous (B)
How is he still alive?

·Anonymous B — 11.8 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #428,138

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Sheer willpower?

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.8 years ago, 38 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #428,149

@previous (B)
That doesnt sound very likely.

·Anonymous B — 11.8 years ago, 34 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #428,159

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
I know, I'm just as baffled as you.

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