
You were a waste of my time. If your going to tell lies, be honest about your cock size. You told me on craigslist that you had a 9" cock, hell, my pinky finger gives me more pleasure than that miniature thing you have.
Your lack of experience in the bedroom confirms my suspicion that you masturbate on a daily basis. Also, when I told you to fuck me hard and fast, I didn't mean for you to do it hard twice, then cum fast.
I would wish you well in the future, but I can see, you have no future, you have no life, and I sure as fuck, know all this shit you tell these people, is a crock of shit.
So in closing, go fuck yourself, cause your not pleasing anyone else.
Syntax must have really upset you.

Me thinks OP got con job by imposter