Topic: Does this conversation (recently leaked) between The Doctor and Vocalon surprise you?
+Anonymous A — 11.8 years ago #38,266
Vocalon: "Ngg...hmmph...Doc, slow down, you're...OWWW...you're hurting me..ugh ugh..."
Doctor: "oooooo...your warm and straw-thin dung-funnel is everything I...ooo....agh...dreamed it would be...ooo"
Vocalon: "I just...OWW...I just want you to...uun...ooph...to like me Doc...AGH..."
Doctor: "I told you...ooooo...stop calling...me 'Doc'...aggghhh..."
Vocalon: "Sorry...AGH, not so deep!..sorry 'daddy'...OW..."
Doctor: "I think I just punctured your colon...oooo...I'll write about this later...agh...on the chans..."
Vocalon: "'Daddy', why does...OW, stop, you're ripping me!..why does everyone hate you?...AGH, STOP STOP, PLEASE!"
Doctor: "I love it when you...oooo...tell me to stop bitch...agh...they hate me because...aggghhh...they don't think it's right for a ...ungh...middle-aged guy to...oooo, I think I just pushed a tiny node of shit up through your diaphragm...to spend his life searching for stories about...aggghhhh...child sexual abuse..."
Vocalon: "I...AGH, ::)TOO DEEP, TOO DEEP...I love you 'daddy', I always will...AGHHH, PLEASE, SLOW DOWN..."
Doctor: "So that's why you...oooo...bad-mouth my beloved pedo forum...agghhh...on the other chans, is it?...AGH YEAH, TAKE THAT YOU LITTLE BITCH...UNNNN...and stop using correct sentence structure...ooooo...you're supposed to be pretending to be a 2-year-old...."
Doctor: "oooooo...your warm and straw-thin dung-funnel is everything I...ooo....agh...dreamed it would be...ooo"
Vocalon: "I just...OWW...I just want you to...uun...ooph...to like me Doc...AGH..."
Doctor: "I told you...ooooo...stop calling...me 'Doc'...aggghhh..."
Vocalon: "Sorry...AGH, not so deep!..sorry 'daddy'...OW..."
Doctor: "I think I just punctured your colon...oooo...I'll write about this later...agh...on the chans..."
Vocalon: "'Daddy', why does...OW, stop, you're ripping me!..why does everyone hate you?...AGH, STOP STOP, PLEASE!"
Doctor: "I love it when you...oooo...tell me to stop bitch...agh...they hate me because...aggghhh...they don't think it's right for a ...ungh...middle-aged guy to...oooo, I think I just pushed a tiny node of shit up through your diaphragm...to spend his life searching for stories about...aggghhhh...child sexual abuse..."
Vocalon: "I...AGH, ::)TOO DEEP, TOO DEEP...I love you 'daddy', I always will...AGHHH, PLEASE, SLOW DOWN..."
Doctor: "So that's why you...oooo...bad-mouth my beloved pedo forum...agghhh...on the other chans, is it?...AGH YEAH, TAKE THAT YOU LITTLE BITCH...UNNNN...and stop using correct sentence structure...ooooo...you're supposed to be pretending to be a 2-year-old...."
+Anonymous B — 11.8 years ago, 12 minutes later[T] [B] #426,713
that's just wrong..... and gross, in so many ways.....
+Anonymous C — 11.8 years ago, 30 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #426,717
+Anonymous D — 11.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #426,719
One thing that doesn't make sense in the story is that the Doctor character speaks as though he relates to humans in some familiar way.
·Anonymous B — 11.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #426,720
+Anonymous E — 11.8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #426,729
Didn't read.
+Anonymous F — 11.8 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #426,754
+Anonymous G — 11.8 years ago, 21 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,995
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