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Topic: I got cocaine in my asshole.

+Svet 11.8 years ago #38,257

That prostitute can forget getting a tip now.

+Anonymous B11.8 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #426,598

You can't feel his tip?

+Anonymous C11.8 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #426,613

@previous (B)

he's had so many tips, he's used to it.

+Anonymous D11.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,616

I think you've got it all backwards, you're supposed to snort the coke off the hookers ass.

+Svet !jzYkdX7lIw11.8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,618

This actually happens.

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/i-got-cocaine-blown-up-my-ass-so-you-dont-have-to-902

+Anonymous F11.8 years ago, 49 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,632

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Yeah we know it happened for you.

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw11.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,639

@previous (F)
I was thinking about trying by mixing coke with water then using a syringe but then realized how fucked up and degenerate it would be.

·Anonymous C11.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,643

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

illegible gibberish, why don't you go ahead and put a loaded gun in your mouth and pull the trigger?

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw11.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,644

@previous (C)
You can't get guns in the UK. Plus I love life too much. Don't h8 m8

+Anonymous G11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,669

@426,639 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
You're a degenerate for even considering it.

@426,643 (C)
No freedhumz in the UK innit.

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw11.8 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,673

@previous (G)
I would rather have the freedom to not be shot or have the risk of being shot.

·Anonymous C11.8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,676

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

silly faggot, guns don't kill people, people kill people.

+ducky 11.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,679

@426,673 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

maybe the UK should allow guns so retarded people like you can be eliminated

+ducky 11.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,680

@previous (ducky )
play nice

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw11.8 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,681

@426,676 (C)
That's such an over used silly buzzphrase. Criminals with guns are far more daring and dangerous with guns

·Anonymous H11.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,683

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

no matter which way you look at it, you got shot because a person pulled the trigger. if a loaded gun is sitting on the table, it's not going to jump up and shoot you. Are people from the UK this dumb?

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw11.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,684

@previous (H)
Your logic is a little backwards.

·Anonymous C11.8 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,685

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

How the fuck is his logic backwards?

·Anonymous B11.8 years ago, 23 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,690

@previous (C)
The only purpose of a gun is to kill something easily. By removing guns, harming others becomes more difficult for criminals. To use a knife, you have to either be an ace throw, or in close proximity. Close proximity means the victim can fight back and fend off the knife. You can't fend off a gun. Guns are a cheat code.

+Anonymous J11.8 years ago, 39 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,691

@426,673 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
You also have the freedom to decapitate someone in the middle of the day and not have to worry about armed citizens getting involved.

BTW: the vast majority of gun deaths in the US are from self defence or suicide.

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw11.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,692

@426,685 (C)
You're right, a gun isn't going to jump up and shoot me but if some type of people have guns they become far more of a danger. Gang members, drug dealers, burglars and drunk assholes looking for a fight or revenge. It's great that good people can keep guns for protection or sport but I feel more free knowing guns and ammo are super rare in my country. Anyway, this is a pointless conversation because the cultural differences between our countries are huge despite talking the same language.

+Anonymous K11.8 years ago, 40 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,697

@426,690 (B)
Brazil has very strict gun laws, yet a extremely high gun crime rates, because criminals don't need guns to be legalized by the state to get them. Banning guns only effectively works against citizens. Not saying that's a necessarily good or bad thing, it's just how it is.

And you can look at China to see how damaging knife attacks can be.

·Anonymous C11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,708

@426,692 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

> Anyway, this is a pointless conversation because the cultural differences between our countries are huge despite talking the same language.

I can agree with this statement, and I can respect your argument. So, I'll bury the hatchet on this!!

+Anonymous L11.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,741

@426,697 (K)
Then Brazil should bomb the fuck out of the gun factories to protect its citizens.

·Anonymous B11.8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,752

@426,697 (K)
Brazil is a third world country in the elementary school stage of development. They have insufficient law enforcement and well-established drug cartels importing the guns themselves. This is not a comparable environment to where Svet lives.

@426,691 (J)
> BTW: the vast majority of gun deaths in the US are from self defence or suicide.
This is because legal arms holders are trained in safety and practice marksmanship. They know how to aim properly. Criminals generally have less shooting experience and carry illegal firearms for use as a scare tactic more than a defense mechanism. Most are not confident in their aim when being pursued and fire "warning" shots towards the torso or legs in attempt to scare or disable the pursuer. The head is comparatively small and more likely to be missed by an inexperienced shooter. If someone has been marked for death, they will either be captured and killed in a closed environment, or sniped without any warning.

+Anonymous M11.8 years ago, 9 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,830

gun-deaths-us-other-countries-chart[1].jpg@previous (B)
You make it sound like homicide is pretty rare.

·Anonymous B11.8 years ago, 22 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,835

@previous (M)
I'm just pointing out why J's claim is misleading.

+Syntax 11.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,840

She took a breath and blew into the Tampax tube. Had we the slightest bit of understanding of aerodynamics, we’d have been fully prepared for what happened next, which was the dead end of my rectum forcing the blown air to turn around and exit the side of the tube it came from.

“That didn’t work. And, my lips are very numb,” she said.

“I think the coke went into my mouth.”

“I think the coke went into my mouth.”

I R about to hit my Ocean a Blue
http://www.surfline.com/surf-report/cardiff-southern-california_4786/
Sunrise in just a few minutes

ONE WOOD Think that the blow back that girl got from his Anus of coke in2 her mouth just might have contained some of Matt Millers most fav condiment as found in food

·Anonymous F11.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #426,880

@previous (Syntax )
Cool story bro.

·Anonymous L11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #426,915

@426,835 (B)
and you returned with a statement that can easily lead to an incorrect inference

·Anonymous B11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #426,926

@previous (L)
I simply gave a statement clarifying the reasons behind J's statement. J is the one trying to mislead people.

·Anonymous L11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #426,945

@previous (B)
well now everyone is mislead everywhere

·Anonymous B11.8 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #426,953

@previous (L)
Are you leading me on?

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