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Topic: I got cocaine in my eye.

+Svet !jzYkdX7lIw11.8 years ago #38,256

I had a little felt over and pushed it togther into a line, dabbed the rest with my finger to put on my gums then without thinking rubbed my eye. Obviously not all had rubbed into my gums, now my eye feels all cold.

+Anonymous B11.8 years ago, 10 minutes later[T] [B] #426,591

Upgrade to krokodil.

+Anonymous C11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #426,599

which crime cartel brought you that experience

+Anonymous D11.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #426,601

your a fucking dumbass

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #426,604

@previous (D)
Rude

+Anonymous E11.8 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #426,610

Thousands of mexicans and colombians died so you could rub powder on your eyes like the stupid brit that you are

+Anonymous F11.8 years ago, 44 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #426,612

ChristopherEccleston.jpg@OP
> Being this obsessed with "cocaine"

+ducky 11.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,614

@426,610 (E)
Lol

+Anonymous H11.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,615

Once upon a time it was used as a topical anesthetic for eye surgery, sometimes it still is.

teh moar u kno.

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,617

@426,610 (E)
Thousands of Arabs and Muslims die so you can put petrol into your car at an affordable rate.

·Anonymous B11.8 years ago, 56 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,635

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
> affordable
bullshit

·Anonymous D11.8 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,637

@426,617 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

> Thousands of Arabs and Muslims die so you can put petrol into your car at an affordable rate.


they need to die anyway

+Anonymous I11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,654

@426,617 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Bullshit. I'm paying 3.70 a gallon, you call that affordable?

+Anonymous J11.8 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,655

@previous (I)
Why aren't you saving the environment with a Prius!?

·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,661

@426,654 (I)
The fact that you're buying it makes it affordable. It would be a lot higher if the US wasn't controlling the oils

·Anonymous B11.8 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,663

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
No, the fact that he's buying it makes him American. Americans will basically pay any price if it means they don't have to change the way they do things. See: cigarettes.

+Triptych !IupsXZPnnU11.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,667

@previous (B)
i started rolling my cigarettes when i got to uni

+Anonymous L11.8 years ago, 25 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,670

@426,617 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Gasoline is essential. Cocaine is a luxury.

·Anonymous B11.8 years ago, 33 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,675

@previous (L)
Ride a bike.

·Anonymous L11.8 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,678

@previous (B)
I need to cover large distances every day. Not an option.

·Anonymous I11.8 years ago, 35 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,686

@426,655 (J)
What has the environment ever done for me?

@426,661 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
OPEC controls the price of oil. But we really should be in control, considering we've spent trillions on apparently pointless wars.

@426,667 (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Do you realize the carbon footprint tobacco growers leave behind is contributing to global warming? Not to mention that the farm workers have to suffer from nicotine poisoning. But hey, you're a vegan, so it's ok.

·Anonymous L11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,700

@previous (I)
> What has the environment ever done for me?

Allows you to live? Since you are so dismissive of it, you could be the first man to try to live on Mars. We would cheer for you.

·Anonymous C11.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,723

@426,617 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
If we can use one legal outrage to justify another illegal outrage, then I may as well be out raping and shitting up the world, nihilist

a shitpile of wrongs don't make a right

(Edited 54 seconds later.)


·Anonymous L11.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,728

@previous (C)
He's british, go easy on him.

·Triptych !IupsXZPnnU11.8 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #426,866

@426,686 (I)
I know! But there;s only so much I can do.

·ducky 11.8 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #426,874

@previous (Triptych !IupsXZPnnU)
Smoking sux and ull get ugly

·Anonymous B11.8 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #426,903

@previous (ducky )
But trip wants to be a man. Ugly women generally look like men.

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