Topic: Does this leaked conversation with "Negi Springfield" surprise you?
+Anonymous A — 11.8 years ago #38,220
A shocking, leaked conversation between Travis “Negi Springfield” Westphall and 4chon founder Michael Horowitz has revealed that Horowitz indeed discovered that there are female humans on this planet.
“I am absolutely shocked,” said biology expert Don Gloucester in a speech given at the University of Chicago. “Throughout my entire career have I never seen a 30-year-old basement dweller familiarise himself with female species. This event will revolutionise biologic research for the next 200 years.”
Horowitz is said to have discovered the species after purchasing a MacBook Pro. “What can I say?” uttered Horowitz in a speech given to the press. “Clearly, migrating from Linux cured my mental illness. I am now free to engage in productive activities such as leaving my house and living a social life.”
Michael's decision to buy a MacBook Pro was made after having researched the possibility of living a life outside of a dark cellar. “StopNerds.org told me step-by-step how I could improve my life. Deleting Minecraft and getting a MacBook Pro got me on the right track. I am so thankful to the people running this site.”
It is rumoured that Horowitz now intends to shut down the website 4chon, a social network for basement dwellers. “I plan to get an education now and help other people suffering from virginity,” Horowitz finished off.
“I am absolutely shocked,” said biology expert Don Gloucester in a speech given at the University of Chicago. “Throughout my entire career have I never seen a 30-year-old basement dweller familiarise himself with female species. This event will revolutionise biologic research for the next 200 years.”
Horowitz is said to have discovered the species after purchasing a MacBook Pro. “What can I say?” uttered Horowitz in a speech given to the press. “Clearly, migrating from Linux cured my mental illness. I am now free to engage in productive activities such as leaving my house and living a social life.”
Michael's decision to buy a MacBook Pro was made after having researched the possibility of living a life outside of a dark cellar. “StopNerds.org told me step-by-step how I could improve my life. Deleting Minecraft and getting a MacBook Pro got me on the right track. I am so thankful to the people running this site.”
It is rumoured that Horowitz now intends to shut down the website 4chon, a social network for basement dwellers. “I plan to get an education now and help other people suffering from virginity,” Horowitz finished off.
+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 11.8 years ago, 19 minutes later[T] [B] #426,177
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 15 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #426,181
+Anonymous C — 11.8 years ago, 10 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #426,184
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+Anonymous D — 11.8 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,201
+Anonymous E — 11.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,204
> “I plan to get an education now and help other people suffering from virginity,” Horowitz finished off.
So he's a virgin, and he plans to remedy this by sticking his dick in Negi Springfield? Interesting.
So he's a virgin, and he plans to remedy this by sticking his dick in Negi Springfield? Interesting.
+Anonymous F — 11.8 years ago, 27 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,223
@OP
Is there a transcript available of the conversation between Mr. Westphall and Mr. Horowitz?
Is there a transcript available of the conversation between Mr. Westphall and Mr. Horowitz?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,229
@previous (F)
This is where I got it from
http://tripfags.com/2013/01/michael-horowitz-discovers-human-females.html
This is where I got it from
http://tripfags.com/2013/01/michael-horowitz-discovers-human-females.html
(Edited 35 seconds later.)
+Anonymous G — 11.8 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #426,280
@OP
> A shocking, leaked conversation between Travis “Negi Springfield” Westphall and 4chon founder Michael Horowitz has revealed that Horowitz indeed discovered that there are female humans on this planet.
>
> “I am absolutely shocked,” said biology expert Don Gloucester in a speech given at the University of Chicago. “Throughout my entire career have I never seen a 30-year-old basement dweller familiarise himself with female species. This event will revolutionise biologic research for the next 200 years.”
>
> Horowitz is said to have discovered the species after purchasing a MacBook Pro. “What can I say?” uttered Horowitz in a speech given to the press. “Clearly, migrating from Linux cured my mental illness. I am now free to engage in productive activities such as leaving my house and living a social life.”
>
> Michael's decision to buy a MacBook Pro was made after having researched the possibility of living a life outside of a dark cellar. “StopNerds.org told me step-by-step how I could improve my life. Deleting Minecraft and getting a MacBook Pro got me on the right track. I am so thankful to the people running this site.”
>
> It is rumoured that Horowitz now intends to shut down the website 4chon, a social network for basement dwellers. “I plan to get an education now and help other people suffering from virginity,” Horowitz finished off.
10/10 rofled
> A shocking, leaked conversation between Travis “Negi Springfield” Westphall and 4chon founder Michael Horowitz has revealed that Horowitz indeed discovered that there are female humans on this planet.
>
> “I am absolutely shocked,” said biology expert Don Gloucester in a speech given at the University of Chicago. “Throughout my entire career have I never seen a 30-year-old basement dweller familiarise himself with female species. This event will revolutionise biologic research for the next 200 years.”
>
> Horowitz is said to have discovered the species after purchasing a MacBook Pro. “What can I say?” uttered Horowitz in a speech given to the press. “Clearly, migrating from Linux cured my mental illness. I am now free to engage in productive activities such as leaving my house and living a social life.”
>
> Michael's decision to buy a MacBook Pro was made after having researched the possibility of living a life outside of a dark cellar. “StopNerds.org told me step-by-step how I could improve my life. Deleting Minecraft and getting a MacBook Pro got me on the right track. I am so thankful to the people running this site.”
>
> It is rumoured that Horowitz now intends to shut down the website 4chon, a social network for basement dwellers. “I plan to get an education now and help other people suffering from virginity,” Horowitz finished off.
10/10 rofled
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