Topic: ITT: We list Fatfuck's greatest accomplishments
+Anonymous A — 11.8 years ago #38,090
1. Moved in with his mother at age 37.2. Fired from a catholic girls' school for sexually harassing his underaged students.
3. Swindled money from friends and teenagers to set up a shitty ghost-hunting website.
4. Plagiarized photographs for a shitty ghost-hunting website.
5. Relocated to a stinking Asian shit hole to avoid paying tax liens.
6. Accepted a position paying $10.49 an hour.
7. Lost that position due to incompetence (virtually impossible in China).
8. Relocated to an even worse Asian shit hole.
9. Invented a fictitious, pregnant girlfriend in a pathetic bid for attention.
10. Caught a string of disgusting gastro-intestinal diseases after sampling unsanitary local cuisine, blamed it on TB and/or Legionnaires' disease.
So, anything missing?
(Edited 4 minutes later.)
+Anonymous B — 11.8 years ago, 24 minutes later[T] [B] #425,227
11. Receiving his much craved attention well past its due.
Seriously, man. I know he's a terrible person and it's tempting to jab at his innumerable failures and shortcomings, but what hasn't killed him yet is probably only getting him off.
Seriously, man. I know he's a terrible person and it's tempting to jab at his innumerable failures and shortcomings, but what hasn't killed him yet is probably only getting him off.
+Anonymous C — 11.8 years ago, 7 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #425,228
Banned from most websites. Banned from MC for years at a time. Shitcanned at TC.
+Anonymous D — 11.8 years ago, 14 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #425,230
this sounds more like vocalon
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 17 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #425,234
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