Topic: The girlfriend got even after I pissed her off
+Anonymous A — 11.9 years ago #38,034
After the one seated motorcycle incident, she paid me back BIG TIME!!! And it could not have been planned any better.
We went grocery shopping, and the place was busy. We were in the check out line, and as usual, I was getting frustrated(as I normally do when cashiers are slow). The girlfriend says to me, "Go outside and have a cigarette, and I will take care if this."
So..... I go outside, and a few minutes later, other customers started coming out. And everyone was giving me nasty looks. I'm like.... what the fuck?
She comes out about 10 minutes later. As we are loading the groceries in the car, I told her about the dirty looks I was getting from people. She said, "Remember the bullshit with the motorcycle?" I replied that I did, then I made the mistake of asking her if she told people about that.
She said, "No, just as you walked away, I farted, and the odor was really bad, and I yelled out, "Oh my God, I can't believe he just did that and walked out."
The bitch was lucky I let her in the car!!!!! Hmmmmmm, time to think of a payback......
We went grocery shopping, and the place was busy. We were in the check out line, and as usual, I was getting frustrated(as I normally do when cashiers are slow). The girlfriend says to me, "Go outside and have a cigarette, and I will take care if this."
So..... I go outside, and a few minutes later, other customers started coming out. And everyone was giving me nasty looks. I'm like.... what the fuck?
She comes out about 10 minutes later. As we are loading the groceries in the car, I told her about the dirty looks I was getting from people. She said, "Remember the bullshit with the motorcycle?" I replied that I did, then I made the mistake of asking her if she told people about that.
She said, "No, just as you walked away, I farted, and the odor was really bad, and I yelled out, "Oh my God, I can't believe he just did that and walked out."
The bitch was lucky I let her in the car!!!!! Hmmmmmm, time to think of a payback......
+Anonymous B — 11.9 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #424,921
I stopped reading at "After".
·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #424,924
·Anonymous B — 11.9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #424,932
+Anonymous C — 11.9 years ago, 23 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #424,936
You sound 12
+pargnat from fucking — 11.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,962
so who peed on who again
+Anonymous E — 11.9 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,968
+Anonymous F — 11.9 years ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #425,101
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