Topic: so for my birthday in December,

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.9 years ago #37,912

A co worker is going to curse me out, full on Aunt Jemimia style (her words) and then we're going to tape it and put it on Facebook. I cant wait.

+ducky — 11.9 years ago, 8 minutes later[T] [B] #424,196

can i add u

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #424,197

@previous (ducky )
To what?

+Anonymous C — 11.9 years ago, 11 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #424,200

Put it on youtube!

+Anonymous D — 11.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #424,202

@424,197 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
the book of faces

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.9 years ago, 10 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,259

@previous (D)
Oh! Pm me ducky.

+Rapeculture !saAqdaazn2 — 11.9 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,265

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Please add me

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,267

@previous (Rapeculture !saAqdaazn2)
Fuck no.

+Triptych !IupsXZPnnU — 11.9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,271

oh dear

+Anonymous G — 11.9 years ago, 22 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,272

@424,259 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Pm me

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.9 years ago, 54 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,273

@previous (G)
Who are you?

+Anonymous H — 11.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,279

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Clearly Rapeculture created a new ID to try and trick you.

+Nigerian Prince — 11.9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,282

Gawhd dayum peckerwoods... I'm adding this to my list of 'shit whyte ppl do'.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.9 years ago, 21 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,283

@424,279 (H)
Likely

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM (OP) — 11.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,284

@424,282 (Nigerian Prince )
I've never heard a black person say peckerwood.

·Nigerian Prince — 11.9 years ago, 18 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,289

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Are you saying you don't believe I'm a Nigerian prince?

I have an investment for you miss Kook.

I am Mr. Peter Ndlovu, a Nigerian prince, and the son of Chief Edward Ndlovu, a known farmer and the High Chief of Bulawayo Town in Zimbabwe. I write on behalf of the Ndlovu's family, to inquire if you are available and have the facility to assist us undertake some capital investment in your country.

It will be necessary to inform you that the funds of US$15M (Fifteen Million United State Dollars)intended for capitalization of the investments are presently in the custody of a Private Security Company here in Johannesburg-South Africa, which we require to transfer our of South Africa immediately for the said investment purpose.

You may have heard of the present crisis in Zimbabwe and Nigeria orchestrated by the unprecedented "Land Use Act" for the government has arbitrarily reclaimed and acquire all farmlands owned by the white farmers in the country. This has caused a historical displacement of the white folks who are known to be the country's main farmers. The ensuing struggle and strive have brought about the killing and imprisonment of thousands of these white farm owners by the ruthless government forces designated to enforce this new order.

My father, in his goodwill and capacity as the High Chief of Bulawayo Town, joined the international community in condemning and speaking out against this uncivilized and bizarre policy of Robert Mugabe's government. As a result of my father's farm and upright position on this matter, a group of assailants suspected to be government sympathizers attached and killed my father in cold blood in March last year. Seeing that the entire Ndlovus's family was in serious threat of extinction, we immediately fled from Nigeria, to Zimbabwe, to South Africa, where we have sojourned ever since.

Prior however,to my father's untimely death, he had, sensing the rising hostilities of the government of Robert Mugabe, sold all his farmlands including those of this white farmers associated who had transferred ownership of their farmlands to my father's name to forestall the government acquiring them. Unfortunately, these white farmers associates of my father have also been assassinated in the crisis. My father secretly send the proceeds of $15M (Fifteen Million United State Dollars) form sales of the farmlands to South Africa,a neighboring sister country and he deposited this funds in a metal box with a Private Security Company in South Africa.
The content of the metal box was declared as "family valuables" to the Security Company. The ownership of this "depository" is now transferred to me by title, following my father's death.

Having seen contact information in my father's private study, we now contact you for immediate assistance in lifting the funds out of South Africa for the said investment. It will interest you to note that we have all this while articulated the needful arrangements through which the transfer will be effected. We will be willing to come to terms with you regarding your rewards for helping us actualize this matter which we are to offer you 20% of the total money, 5% will be for the expense we may incur during this transaction meanwhile the 75% will be for Ndlovu's family. It is equal important to state here that considering the nature of this matter, we will require you to keep it secret and confidential. Kindly contact me by using the above details upon receipt of this letter for execution details and other necessary discussion. In anticipation of your trusted and genuine assistance I remain.

Yours sincerely,
Mr. Niggerian Prince

·Nigerian Prince — 11.9 years ago, 54 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,290

@424,284 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
This matter is urgent, Miss Kook. I need a response ASAP.

(Edited 53 seconds later.)

·ducky — 11.9 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #424,428

@424,265 (Rapeculture !saAqdaazn2)
U jelly

·Rapeculture !saAqdaazn2 — 11.9 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #424,475

@previous (ducky )
Yes

+Syntax — 11.9 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #424,476

@424,284 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
I have. Close friends from East St Louis.

+Anonymous K — 11.9 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #424,485

@previous (Syntax )
You know people in east St. Louis? Wow.

·Anonymous H — 11.9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #424,490

@424,476 (Syntax )
Ok, I have to call bullshit here. The average lifespan in East St. Louis is like 23. No way anyone there lives long enough to develop a friendship with someone as old as you.

+Syntax — 11.9 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #424,540

@previous (H)
Ah the Gals I no. Three and actually the mother and even the dad but he passed away a few years ago. So two sisters. One works for Warner Bros. You want to use Warner bros product like a clip of a cartoon or music under the Warner label - She is one of the key go to gals who decides IF you are worthy and wot it will cost ya. University degree of course. The other sister I met when we worked together in a company set up as a front for a Gov agency doing black box's for spy vs spy. However SHE is very talented as a Ritter of Music. Has many Gold records.

A name you wood not no but many a song you probably do no. And the 3rd who is a GF of the sisters - She belts out the tunes. Has done duets with many a superstar. She is really really good but not a Lady Ga Ga selling out a football stadium. She does sell out venues that hold 2500 or so people. I went on one Eu tour with her band as the Manager n more.

Girls are very healthy so perhaps they overcame East St Louis. Reminds me I need to pick up phone and call cause its almost that tyme of year to celebrate something mutual.

You can tie this in2 something I rote about a bit ago re ending up in Frankfurt Germany and having a couple of play weeks at all expenses for all to enjoy a much needed break. Band had invite to join Michael Jackson in London SO Ya get a tyme line on how long ago this wassss. Me and the younger sister decided to take a train from Frankfurt to Amsterdam. They all partied with Michale Jackson and although I was close to his manager I had/have never met Jackson nor wanted2.

AND They as a group of gals taught me all about SOUL Food. Home cooked Soul food.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

·Anonymous H — 11.9 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #424,542

@previous (Syntax )
Was she a member of the Wrecking Crew?

·Syntax — 11.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #424,549

@previous (H)
Nope

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