Topic: It's too bad Matt never had a real girlfriend who slept with five other men before she met him

+Anonymous A — 11.9 years ago #37,911

...if he had, we could've tormented him the same way that he taunted Reid. Too bad we'll never have the chance in future, either as no woman in her right mind would bother sparing him a second glance.

(Edited 9 minutes later.)

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.9 years ago, 27 minutes later[T] [B] #424,193

Fictional women reject him! How is that possible?!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.9 years ago, 28 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #424,198

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
I think it's about as possible as selling ghosts or opening a non-existent language school.

+Anonymous C — 11.9 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #424,204

@previous (A)
Of the Millions of Commie Chinese woman; There must be a few who are willing to participate in sex Matts fecal fetish.

+BALFOMOAR !ECcuQo9Jy2 — 11.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #424,206

@previous (C)
No. There really aren't. His obesity and bad breath gets in the way.

+Anonymous E — 11.9 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,208

@OP
I imagine his life is torment enough. He's irrelevant to TinyChanian affairs and his name should not tarnish our threads, it only perpetuates his faggotry.

+Syntax — 11.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,226

@424,206 (BALFOMOAR !ECcuQo9Jy2)
BALFOMOAR ?

Really for real or a clone?

+Syntax — 11.9 years ago, 47 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,227

@previous (Syntax )
Dysregard that, eye sucky suck thee cocky cocks bye thee sea sea.

+Syntax — 11.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,229

@previous (Syntax )
Dysregard that, eye suck suck sucky clits clits clits by the sea sea sea.

+Anonymous I — 11.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,231

Syntax also has imaginary girlfriends

+Anonymous J — 11.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,248

who is matt and why should i care?

+Anonymous K — 11.9 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,249

@previous (J)
a fat guy

+The Asshole — 11.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,255

@424,193 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)

What are you talking about? He gets rejected by blow up dolls.....

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.9 years ago, 9 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,308

@previous (The Asshole )
LOLyes!!!

+Anonymous M — 11.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,311

@424,248 (J)
An autistic manchild and you shouldn't care.

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