Topic: Chrisopher "moot" Poole
+Anonymous A — 11.9 years ago #37,897
+Anonymous B — 11.9 years ago, 2 hours later[T] [B] #424,130
People aren't following rules 1 and 2. It's Ebaumsworld who did it!
+Anonymous C — 11.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,135
This is TCNN not 4CNN, fuck off back to tripfags.
+Anonymous D — 11.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,137
@previous (C)
But I've already seen every episode of "ducky cries", "ducky does afikaans", "ducky does sims", and "boners for ducky". I thought new news might be a little refreshing at Tc.
·Anonymous C — 11.9 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,138
@previous (D)
Then report on someone who posts here, like the true identity of FuckAlms or what Syntax is really doing on his business trips.
·Anonymous D — 11.9 years ago, 55 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,139
@previous (C)
Go fuck a shit up your ass.
·Anonymous C — 11.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,140
@previous (D)
I think that's a fantastic idea. First I need water.
+Syntax — 11.9 years ago, 7 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,210
@424,138 (C)
> Then report on someone who posts here, like the true identity of FuckAlms
> or what Syntax is really doing on his business trips.
When you find out please let me in on what I do on my business trips. Perhaps I R missing sumpthing?
+TCNN:OffTheRecord — 11.9 years ago, 20 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,213
@424,138 (C)
> Then report on someone who posts here, like the true identity of FuckAlms or what Syntax is really doing on his business trips.
FuckAlms is a very enigmatic figure and depending on who you ask is secretly a k-pop star who just lurks TC to unwind, a retired mercenary who spent almost a decade in Angola (who used the blood diamonds earned there to fund an early cell of the reptilian resistance movement), a fed (FBI), or a cat. The cat scenario seems the most plausible in this reporter's opinion. Of course TCNN policy is not to disclose sources or any entity's super secret identity without express written permission.
Syntax is doing business on business trips... but he may smuggle cocaine inside of surfboards on the side. This remains unverified as well.
+Anonymous G — 11.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,215
"why isn_t 4chan_s founder awarded nobel prize yet"
Those article writers are such buzzkill wet blankets
+Syntax — 11.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,216
@424,210 (Syntax )
Disryguard that. Eyr R thee B and the and R B and eye sucky suck thee tenny tenn myle multiple six Metre cocky cocks bye thee sea sea.
+Anonymous I — 11.9 years ago, 14 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,221
@previous (Syntax )
You seem upset.
·TCNN:TrivialNonsense — 11.9 years ago, 10 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,224
@424,216 (Syntax )
Mr. Syntax #2, are you incensed with Syntax #1 or merely upset in general? Is there any truth to Anon I's post?
@previous (I)
Mr. Anon I, you noted Syntax #2's reaction to a seemingly harmless if illegible gibberish post by Syntax #1 made him appear upset. Why do you think that is?
@424,210 (Syntax )
Mr. Syntax #1, is there any truth to claims of your smuggling cocaine in surfboards while on business trips? Any comments on recent developments ITT?
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
+Syntax — 11.9 years ago, 24 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,230
@424,216 (Syntax )
Dysregard that. I suck suck sucky clits clits clits by the sea sea sea.
·Syntax — 11.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,232
@424,224 (TCNN:TrivialNonsense )
> Mr. Syntax #2, are you incensed with Syntax #1 or merely upset in general? Is there any truth to Anon I's post?
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> Mr. Syntax #1, is there any truth to claims of your smuggling cocaine in surfboards while on business trips? Any comments on recent developments ITT?
Have never traveled in air craft with a Surfboard
·TCNN:TrivialNonsense — 11.9 years ago, 12 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,236
@previous (Syntax )
Aha, but you have traveled with one by land or sea. Did or didn't any of these surfboards contain cavities for the express purpose of smuggling cocaine?
@424,230 (Syntax )
Mr. Syntax #3, do you think the its time to give the Falklands back to Argentina?
·Syntax — 11.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,237
@previous (TCNN:TrivialNonsense )
The only item I have every smuggled was a mother n child who were dumped out of a van while we were in traffic stopped and waiting for border gate to open up again.
Two human beings kicked to ground so I opened my car door and invited them in as guests. I can assume they were illegals BUT it was not my responsibility to ask for papers. I dropped them off about 30 miles after that pick up and I R proud of wot I did
Brits have no business holding land that belongs to Argentina. Nor does USA have any business holding on2 Guam
·TCNN:TrivialNonsense — 11.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,238
@previous (Syntax )
> The only item I have every smuggled was a mother n child who were dumped out of a van while we were in traffic stopped and waiting for border gate to open up again.
So do you believe this experience in smuggling humans would be useful for someone who let's say might someday smuggle cocaine inside of surfboards?
> Brits have no business holding land that belongs to Argentina. Nor does USA have any business holding on2 Guam
So Argentina gets the Falklands and Spain gets Guam?
·Syntax — 11.9 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,239
@424,237 (Syntax )
Dysrigard that. Eye sucy suck thee tenny ten myle cocky cocks.
+Syntax — 11.9 years ago, 32 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,240
Dysregard that. I only suck suck sucky clits clits clits.
+Anonymous L — 11.9 years ago, 45 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,247
Moot's real name is Dick Groin.
·Anonymous C — 11.9 years ago, 6 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,268
@424,237 (Syntax )
Hmmm. So you are in the business of trafficking humans across borders. This is a fascinating development.
+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 11.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,274
@424,213 (TCNN:OffTheRecord )
She's a kitty!
+Dr moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 — 11.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #424,288
@424,237 (Syntax )
Cool story bro.
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