Topic: So bored so I'll tell you this thing that happened to me
+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 11.9 years ago #37,885
So last patient of the day on Tuesday, it was this lady and she was really nervous or whatever and she asked me if she could hold my hand if she needed to and I was like ok sure whatever, people have done that before, no big deal. Well during the procedure she grabbed my arm, (I have to hold my arm out for a good bit of the procedure because I hold files and shit for the doc to use) and that was fine until she starts giving me these small squeezes and literally caressing my arm and would look at me and wink or smile. Then he lower body kept twitching and her other hand kept rubbing her leg and sometimes her AREA and I was getting so creeped out because one time I heard a podcast (Savage Love Cast) where this lady called in and was asking if it would be super weird if she wore a remote controlled butt plug to the dentist and so that is all I could think about during the whole procedure LOL. So now we have to come up with a safe word at work just because of my experience. THE END
+Anonymous B — 11.9 years ago, 13 minutes later[T] [B] #423,986
Lol'd. So what happens in the event that someone has to use the safe word?
·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I (OP) — 11.9 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #423,988
@previous (B)
haha well probably the doctor says something. my doc bailed me out after a while and said i needed to use my arm for the remainder of the procedure so she should just squeeze the teddy bear she had (note: 37 year old woman)
+Anti !M6R0eWkIpk — 11.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #423,999
Oh lawdee.
+Anonymous D — 11.9 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,026
@OP
Do you think maybe she's the sort that would wear braces for years longer than needed, because of the enjoyment from the pain of her teeth?
I also think that remote controlled butt plugs at the dentist could be a widespread phenomenon.
+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 11.9 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,031
Shes...shes so gross...god
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 11.9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,036
@424,026 (D)
Braces dont hurt after a while. Theyre Beautiful
+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 11.9 years ago, 50 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,038
I bet she would have let go if you had driven your thumb into her eye.
·Anonymous D — 11.9 years ago, 19 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,041
@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
I'm pretty sure that's a method for releasing the jaws of dogs, sharks and possibly crocodiles, not masturbating dental patients. She might have started fapping harder.
·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 11.9 years ago, 36 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,046
@previous (D)
Once you reach the brain, everything stops.
·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I (OP) — 11.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,060
@424,026 (D)
probably
@424,038 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
if only i didn't care if i got fired...
+TheRapist — 11.9 years ago, 13 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #424,063
@424,041 (D)
As a doctor, I can confirm this.
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