I have a new job as a warehouse manager for a lighting company which I started yesterday. But today ive mostly been sat behind a computer while munching through a double pack of jaffa cakes which I brought for £1. Fortunately the toilet in the warehouse has an super powerful flush to wash away any embarrassment.
(Edited 36 seconds later.)
@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Not everyo e who takes a shit is Matt. Pooping is part of life, embrace it.
@previous (F)
I just did a google search on the Euro Shopper jaffa cakes I ate and don't think I will eat them again. No wonder I almost blocked the toilet.
http://lawrence556.wordpress.com/2013/11/13/the-perils-of-the-euro-shopper-jaffa-cake/