Topic: I got my first jury duty summons today.
+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM — 12 years ago #37,343
:-\
+Anonymous B — 12 years ago, 1 hour later[T] [B] #420,170
did it say sir or madam on the letter
+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #420,171
I've never been called.
+Anonymous D — 12 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #420,172
@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
Uhm oh, yeah I've never received one of those jury summons in the mail either.
·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #420,173
@previous (D)
Sarcasm much? The government has a profile on everyone that votes. I will never be asked to serve on a jury.
+M — 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #420,174
I've never received one either.
+Piss Pisstofferson — 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #420,179
If you look anything like me, then you'll be rejected before you can say Jack Robinson. Three-time reject talking here.
+Anonymous G — 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #420,180
AHAHAHAH STUPID AMERRIKKAKANS
+Svet !jzYkdX7lIw — 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #420,182
You might get to serve on the Officer Wilson trial. You'll become the jurys transgendered companion
+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 12 years ago, 35 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #420,183
@420,174 (M )
you haven't had much time to get one lol
edit: ignore plz, thought you were morbid
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·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 12 years ago, 19 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #420,184
@420,182 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
I'm focusing on trying to break free of my self-induced prison so I could transition and be able to explore my feminine side more without my brother barging in like an asshat.
So I'll mostly just be their regular nerdy male companion.
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+ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #420,185
ill never do it!!
·Catherine !TGirlYJKXM (OP) — 12 years ago, 52 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #420,189
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
You'd get arrested for evading.
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #420,207
@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Or I can convince them i shudnt do it
·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw — 12 years ago, 20 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #420,210
@previous (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
You would be correct
·ducky !MwWb.dJjRc — 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #420,211
@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Yeah lol
+Anonymous K — 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #420,221
@420,207 (ducky !MwWb.dJjRc)
Being Canadian aside, they'd never ask a muslim to serve jury duty.
+Anonymous L — 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #420,240
@420,184 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Crossdress at court. Make them call you Catherine. If they refuse it's a hate crime.
+Justin Igger — 12 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #420,502
Just ask the prosecuting atty or the defense atty if the case involves niggers, spics, chinks, fags or kikes. You will promptly relieved of your duty.
·Anonymous D — 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #420,511
·Justin Igger — 12 years ago, 40 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #420,513
Because she said it wrong. Just say that you believe THOSE people are all guilty of something. That works every time unless you are a chink.
·Anonymous K — 12 years ago, 38 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #420,527
@previous (Justin Igger )
No, she said it 'wong'.
·Justin Igger — 12 years ago, 35 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[T] [B] #420,528
@previous (K)
> No, she said it 'wong'.
Lol
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