Topic: "I am a Male Lesbian Intersex Transgender"
+Anonymous A — 12 years ago #37,242
+Anonymous B — 12 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #419,452
Cogsdev and Jason Scott collectively thought of that one. No normal retard can blunder so fundamentally so why not commission two 'creatives' from London to hold the marionette behind the lolcow?
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #419,454
@previous (B)
I just sorted it out how to best nutshell the details: I hardly get along with Males at all (not counting being civil); I get along better with Females TOTALLY; I hardly identify myself with the Barbarian and Stereotypical Males at all; I identify BEST with the feminine ways, emotions, Empathy and about Everything Else; I GET DISGUSTED WITH THE DAMN DICKS INCLUDING MY OWN; I WANT TO SHOVE MY FACE INTO THE BIG HOLE BELOW THE URETHRA KNOWN AS THE BEAUTIFUL VAGINA VERY MUCH; I am Feminine on the inside, Male on the outside; my Feminine Soul is most attracted and aroused by women and their Superior Beauty; Male Bodies are horrendous and most offensive to me, talk about going from the middle to HELL's Deep on the Beauty/Ugly thermometer. Female and Male on Female and Female equals Lesbian Identified Man!
I just sorted it out how to best nutshell the details: I hardly get along with Males at all (not counting being civil); I get along better with Females TOTALLY; I hardly identify myself with the Barbarian and Stereotypical Males at all; I identify BEST with the feminine ways, emotions, Empathy and about Everything Else; I GET DISGUSTED WITH THE DAMN DICKS INCLUDING MY OWN; I WANT TO SHOVE MY FACE INTO THE BIG HOLE BELOW THE URETHRA KNOWN AS THE BEAUTIFUL VAGINA VERY MUCH; I am Feminine on the inside, Male on the outside; my Feminine Soul is most attracted and aroused by women and their Superior Beauty; Male Bodies are horrendous and most offensive to me, talk about going from the middle to HELL's Deep on the Beauty/Ugly thermometer. Female and Male on Female and Female equals Lesbian Identified Man!
·Anonymous B — 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #419,456
@previous (A)
That isn't proof of originality. Chris' grammatical syntax being so stilted, anyone could parody it, and especially the two I had forementioned. That he's being used as a springboard for liberal propaganda when we know Chris' worldview's far too fixated to move from his conservative upbringing is all too clear; the contrived nature of recent developments should be enough to call for the stonecutter conspiracy-theorism of old, and yet nobody wants to do it. Why? Jason Scott threatens them, with homosexual rape, with expulsion from the country to Africa, and that's just one of the few examples of the kind of covert abuse suffered at the hands of close associates within that circle.
That isn't proof of originality. Chris' grammatical syntax being so stilted, anyone could parody it, and especially the two I had forementioned. That he's being used as a springboard for liberal propaganda when we know Chris' worldview's far too fixated to move from his conservative upbringing is all too clear; the contrived nature of recent developments should be enough to call for the stonecutter conspiracy-theorism of old, and yet nobody wants to do it. Why? Jason Scott threatens them, with homosexual rape, with expulsion from the country to Africa, and that's just one of the few examples of the kind of covert abuse suffered at the hands of close associates within that circle.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #419,457
+Anonymous C — 12 years ago, 38 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #419,467
Chris is still online? damlol
·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) — 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #419,468
·Anonymous C — 12 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #419,471
+Long Island Penis, M.D. — 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #419,473
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Wait---you’re transphobic?
You have a problem with a guy having his penis removed? He’s a chick, you asshole. God fucked up and made him a dude, but luckily we have the technology to fix that mistake. Why couldn’t he just be a drag queen? Well, for one, he needs to feel a penis inside him. No, his butt doesn’t count. He needs to feel a penis go in and out of his vagina---you know, like all women crave. That feeling of having your vagina fucked. It’s a primal urge, and to deny some woman this feeling just because she’s a dude is downright barbaric.
Haven’t you seen all the totally functional, happily married, normal trannies walking around? They aren’t all dead, you know. They sell flowers at the local village and bake pies for their scores of adopted children. They’re non-heteronormative. In fact, the only thing more normal than castrating yourself and taking tons of hormones to grow tits is chopping them off. Women who get double mastectomies and then have their cunts turned inside out are just righting a wrong. They need to have a weird cheese blintz-looking thing sticking out of their previous cooch because it feels way better than wearing a strap-on. Sure, the nerve endings aren’t the same as a real dick, but standing up to go pee pee is something these women were born to do. How dare you have a problem with that?
Wait---you’re transphobic?
You have a problem with a guy having his penis removed? He’s a chick, you asshole. God fucked up and made him a dude, but luckily we have the technology to fix that mistake. Why couldn’t he just be a drag queen? Well, for one, he needs to feel a penis inside him. No, his butt doesn’t count. He needs to feel a penis go in and out of his vagina---you know, like all women crave. That feeling of having your vagina fucked. It’s a primal urge, and to deny some woman this feeling just because she’s a dude is downright barbaric.
Haven’t you seen all the totally functional, happily married, normal trannies walking around? They aren’t all dead, you know. They sell flowers at the local village and bake pies for their scores of adopted children. They’re non-heteronormative. In fact, the only thing more normal than castrating yourself and taking tons of hormones to grow tits is chopping them off. Women who get double mastectomies and then have their cunts turned inside out are just righting a wrong. They need to have a weird cheese blintz-looking thing sticking out of their previous cooch because it feels way better than wearing a strap-on. Sure, the nerve endings aren’t the same as a real dick, but standing up to go pee pee is something these women were born to do. How dare you have a problem with that?
·Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) — 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #419,474
·Long Island Penis, M.D. — 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #419,475
You will be totally comfortable when your daughter marries a post-op dude and you should have no problems with her smoking his blintz. When your dad tells you he is going to have his penis removed and thrown into a biowaste container at the hospital, your soul will become a placid lake of calm. “That’s totally normal, dad” you’ll say and begin to call him Mom2 from that day forward.
When Janet Mock appears on MSNBC and talks about growing up as a black chick, nobody’s going to bat an eye. We’ll all be totally comfortable with him retroactively rewriting history and putting a skirt on all his boyhood memories.
I kid. I kid. Of course it’s fucking unusual. We’re all transphobic. We aren’t blind. We see there are no old trannies. They die of drug overdoses and suicide way before they’re 40 and nobody notices because nobody knows them. They are mentally ill gays who need help, and that help doesn’t include being maimed by physicians. These aren’t women trapped in a man’s body. They are nuts trapped in a crazy person’s body. I see them on the streets of New York. They are guys with tits and a sweatshirt. They wear jeans and New Balance. “What’s the matter with simply being a fag who wears makeup?” I think when I see them. You’re not a woman. You’re a tomboy at best. Get fucked in the ass. And ladies, if you’re a butch lesbian, you’re a lady with a lot of testosterone. Put a dick on a belt and fuck your girlfriend. You don’t need to turn your vagina inside out. You’re not a man. You don’t even know what Turf Builder is.
By pretending this is all perfectly sane, you are enabling these poor bastards to mutilate themselves. This insane war on pronouns is about telling people what to do. It may empower you to shut down a school’s computer system because they phrased your gender wrong, but that’s just a game to you. To them, it’s a life-changing event that fucks them up. To fight against transphobia is to justify trannies. To justify trannies is to allow mentally ill people to mutilate themselves. When your actions are getting people mutilated, you’re at war with them.
It’s not great for women, either. Buying woman parts from a hospital and calling yourself a broad trivializes what it is to be a woman. Womanhood is not on a shelf next to wigs and makeup. Similarly, being a dude is quite involved. Ripping your vaginal canal out of your fly doesn’t mean you are going to start inventing shit and knowing how cement works. Being a man is awesome. So is being a woman. We should revere these creations, not revel in their bastardization. Being gay is a weird quirk that happens at birth. It’s like being an albino. If you’re born that way, you shouldn’t fight it. You don’t need to change who you are. In fact, doing so is sexist, misandrist, homophobic, and further damages the lives of the mentally ill.
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When Janet Mock appears on MSNBC and talks about growing up as a black chick, nobody’s going to bat an eye. We’ll all be totally comfortable with him retroactively rewriting history and putting a skirt on all his boyhood memories.
I kid. I kid. Of course it’s fucking unusual. We’re all transphobic. We aren’t blind. We see there are no old trannies. They die of drug overdoses and suicide way before they’re 40 and nobody notices because nobody knows them. They are mentally ill gays who need help, and that help doesn’t include being maimed by physicians. These aren’t women trapped in a man’s body. They are nuts trapped in a crazy person’s body. I see them on the streets of New York. They are guys with tits and a sweatshirt. They wear jeans and New Balance. “What’s the matter with simply being a fag who wears makeup?” I think when I see them. You’re not a woman. You’re a tomboy at best. Get fucked in the ass. And ladies, if you’re a butch lesbian, you’re a lady with a lot of testosterone. Put a dick on a belt and fuck your girlfriend. You don’t need to turn your vagina inside out. You’re not a man. You don’t even know what Turf Builder is.
By pretending this is all perfectly sane, you are enabling these poor bastards to mutilate themselves. This insane war on pronouns is about telling people what to do. It may empower you to shut down a school’s computer system because they phrased your gender wrong, but that’s just a game to you. To them, it’s a life-changing event that fucks them up. To fight against transphobia is to justify trannies. To justify trannies is to allow mentally ill people to mutilate themselves. When your actions are getting people mutilated, you’re at war with them.
It’s not great for women, either. Buying woman parts from a hospital and calling yourself a broad trivializes what it is to be a woman. Womanhood is not on a shelf next to wigs and makeup. Similarly, being a dude is quite involved. Ripping your vaginal canal out of your fly doesn’t mean you are going to start inventing shit and knowing how cement works. Being a man is awesome. So is being a woman. We should revere these creations, not revel in their bastardization. Being gay is a weird quirk that happens at birth. It’s like being an albino. If you’re born that way, you shouldn’t fight it. You don’t need to change who you are. In fact, doing so is sexist, misandrist, homophobic, and further damages the lives of the mentally ill.
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+Walter — 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #419,478
She's hot!
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #419,485
·Anonymous B — 12 years ago, 44 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #419,486
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #419,487
+Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2 — 12 years ago, 37 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #419,488
·Anonymous B — 12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #419,489
@419,487 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
@previous (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
Nice samefagging, Mark Hefford.
@previous (Negi Springfield !aeNZeP7XP2)
Nice samefagging, Mark Hefford.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #419,526
·Anonymous C — 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #419,536
·cum bucket challenge rejected — 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #419,537
Doc-to-doc transmission
·Anonymous C — 12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #419,538
·Anonymous B — 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #419,540
@419,536 (C)
Mark Hefford (formerly Ijustsubscribenow of Youtube) shat himself when confronted on Facebook about his secret 'autistic repetition shtick' double-life as the Doctor. It's him.
Mark Hefford (formerly Ijustsubscribenow of Youtube) shat himself when confronted on Facebook about his secret 'autistic repetition shtick' double-life as the Doctor. It's him.
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·Long Island Penis, M.D. — 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #419,541
@419,538 (C)
Still in the repertoire, buddy. And there's no way I'll have some asshole dump a bucket of cum on my head.
Still in the repertoire, buddy. And there's no way I'll have some asshole dump a bucket of cum on my head.
·Anonymous C — 12 years ago, 9 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #419,568
+Anonymous H — 12 years ago, 29 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #419,570
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 12 years ago, 5 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #419,582
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