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Topic: Something big is going to happen today.

+Anonymous A12 years ago #37,163

Something big is going to happen today, and I know everything about it. It's been planned for months and now, I'm going to whistleblow it.

Today at 6:00 PM PACIFIC TIME a nuclear bomb will explode over the United States, and it will cause a EMP that will be all over the country. We here in the USA will be without our electronics and everything.

Basically, this is the USA doing this, but actually, they wanna blame it on iran.

Get ready, all of your toys will be useless in under an hour.

+Anonymous B12 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #418,885

I was drinking Sprite when I read your post, so it's not gonna happen.

+Anonymous C12 years ago, 23 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #418,887

image.jpg@OP
It's 6:08.

+Anonymous D12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #418,896

bill nye thats wrong.jpg> Anonymous A --- 1 hour ago #37,163
> Something big is going to happen today, and I know everything about it. It's been planned for months and now, I'm going to whistleblow it.

> Today at 6:00 PM PACIFIC TIME a nuclear bomb will explode over the United States, and it will cause a EMP that will be all over the country. We here in the USA will be without our electronics and everything.

> Basically, this is the USA doing this, but actually, they wanna blame it on iran.

> Get ready, all of your toys will be useless in under an hour.
And then OP was homosex.

+M 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,911

What's the update? Is he late or what?

+idiot walked into racetrack 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,912

aww hell I missed the whole thing

+Catherine !TGirlYJKXM12 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,947

It's posts like these that makes me shudder at the thought that this could be a real whistle-blower even if the chances are slim to none.

+M 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,950

@previous (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
Ikr?

+Anonymous I12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,951

This is the equivalent of the hoax bomb on the plane type stories - OP can expect to be arrested anytime now if it hasn't already happened.

·Anonymous G12 years ago, 6 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,979

@previous (I)
Can he really be arrested for typing something over the Internet?

+Anonymous J12 years ago, 27 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,982

@previous (G)
A bomb threat - why not - it's the sort of thing terrorist organizations do all the time - There is no such thing as a joke threat. He admits to knowing all about it. He is done for.

·Anonymous B12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,984

@previous (J)
He probably did it just for the free cavity search.

+Anonymous K12 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,986

@OP

> it will cause a EMP that will be all over the country

That's not how it works.

+Anonymous L12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,987

Something big just happened at my bathroom. It was apocalyptic.

+On !NinTendO.c12 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #418,990

@418,986 (K)

> >it will cause a MLP that will be all over the country

Now this will work.

·Anonymous G12 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #419,022

@418,982 (J)
And with the NSA monitoring the entire Internet.
What are the chances that he got arrested right after he made the thread?

+Anonymous N12 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #419,278

@418,979 (G)
Yes Catherine, saying bullshit is a van-able offense in the United States of America.

+qew 12 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #419,290

*slow clap*

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #419,291

@419,278 (N)
Lol

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