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Topic: Hey christians

+The Asshole 12 years ago #37,075

If jesus was born in April, why do you celebrate his birthday in December?

Checkmate

+Anonymous B12 years ago, 57 minutes later[T] [B] #418,148

The weather feels alot more chrismasy in December. Unless of course you're some sheep fucker from NZ.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI12 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,162

@previous (B)
But snow and pine trees and Santa Claus have nothing to do with Jesus. The weather can't be more "chrismasy"in December; the only reason you associate those things with Christmas is because it is celebrated in December.

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,164

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I cant believe that you had to explain this.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM12 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,165

@418,148 (B)
Where I live, we havent had real snow since the 80's and pine trees grow year round.

+Anonymous E12 years ago, 27 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,167

@418,162 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Snow, pine and Santa Claus have everything to do with Jesus

+Anonymous F12 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,169

@418,165 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)

Pine trees pretty much grow all year round anyway.

·Anonymous F12 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,170

@418,164 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
There is dem dat understan's an dem as don't.

·The Asshole (OP) — 12 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,175

@previous (F)

As indicated by anon A, who is convinced jesus is the reason for everything.

And he is right, jesus is the reason for disease, crime, murder, rape, wars, natural disasters, and the list goes on.....

·Anonymous B12 years ago, 46 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,181

@418,162 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
You're right. You got me to do a little research and it turns out santa wasn't even around when Jesus was born.


@418,165 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Hey, sometimes it's necessary.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM12 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,188

@previous (B)
This is very interesting. You hadnt looked into this previously?

·The Asshole (OP) — 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,190

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)

Odd isn't it? Just when he/she was convinced they knew it all.....

·Anonymous B12 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,192

@418,188 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Nope. I'm now rethinking everything I taught I knew.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI12 years ago, 19 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,194

@previous (B)
Don't look at the ingredient list on hot dogs.

·Anonymous B12 years ago, 17 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,198

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
There's an ingredients list? WTF.

·The Asshole (OP) — 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,199

@418,192 (B)

Everything you thought you knew, is wrong.

Checkmate fucker

+FUCK !YAH.boners12 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,218

Jesus is my nigga

+Justin Titicaca Igger 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,234

image.jpg@OP

> If jesus was born in April, why do you celebrate his birthday in December?
>
> because Jesus loved anal and the lubricant is thicker in December like a forty weight motor oil. That heavy viscosity allowed for longer ass fucking sessions in the winter to keep warm. Now in the summertime the invisible son of god adored getting golden showers to cool down. Since no one has ever seen Jesus or his father or the Holy Ghost I say its a crock of pure shit that equals a big fucking zero. Religion is used to control people and make money and that's it. No one has seen these idiot characters ever, no one has ever seen them or any of the other 3000 gods worshiped on earth today. So let's face it there are no invisible people waiting for us.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)


·The Asshole (OP) — 12 years ago, 6 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,250

@previous (Justin Titicaca Igger )

Well said!!!

And by looking at the photo you posted, he is a fucking pedophile too...

+Anonymous I12 years ago, 3 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,255

Anyone else recognise The Asshole as The Doctor.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12 years ago, 16 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,256

@previous (I)

> Anyone else recognise The Asshole as The Doctor.


Anyone else recognize this poster is to scared to post under real name?

·Anonymous I12 years ago, 38 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,257

@previous (A)

> to scared

* too

·Justin Titicaca Igger 12 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #418,258

@418,250 (The Asshole )

> Well said!!!
>
> And by looking at the photo you posted, he is a fucking pedophile too...

Mr. Asshole you are truly an island of relief in an ocean of diarreah. Thank you for your support in all matters thus far.

·The Asshole (OP) — 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #418,279

@previous (Justin Titicaca Igger )

No problem, sometimes some just need to look out for one another.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI12 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #418,341

1407393290428930.jpg@418,234 (Justin Titicaca Igger )
fix'd

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #418,537

bump

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 2 months later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #428,888

Bump

+Syntax 11.8 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #428,889

Jesus hates you, this I know
cause the Bible tells me so
And on this we all agree
Jesus hates you more than me
Yes, Jesus hates you
Yes, Jesus hates you
Yes, Jesus hates you
Jesus told me so

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.8 years ago, 17 hours later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #429,018

boy_thumbs-up.jpeg@previous (Syntax )

+Syntax 11.8 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 months after the original post[T] [B] #429,051

clones.jpg@428,889 (Syntax )

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