Topic: Can midgets be trusted?
+Justin Titicaca Igger — 12 years ago #37,049
Can a midget be trusted and taken at face value? It is my belief that the terrible lack of trust people have in midgets is because a kindergartener could kick their asses. So it stands to reason that people would feel they would fold during questioning due to them having a zero intimidation factor. I think midgets are more apt to turn states witness. I also believe that midgets will fucking kill you in your sleep when they are the strongest at nights end. Some of them even have eaten Christian babies.+Anonymous B — 12 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #418,000
I've heard christian babies taste good when roasted slowly over a fire.....
·Justin Titicaca Igger (OP) — 12 years ago, 18 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #418,002
The midget pictured above starred in the 1983 video Saftey Dance.
·Justin Titicaca Igger (OP) — 12 years ago, 48 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #418,003
@418,000 (B)
> I've heard christian babies taste good when roasted slowly over a fire.....
Spoken like a true midget!!
> I've heard christian babies taste good when roasted slowly over a fire.....
Spoken like a true midget!!
+M — 12 years ago, 22 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #418,004
+God bless chairs — 12 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #418,006
19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
Leviticus 21:19-21
20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
Leviticus 21:19-21
·Justin Titicaca Igger (OP) — 12 years ago, 15 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,039
@previous (God bless chairs )
> 19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
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> 20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
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> 21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
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> Leviticus 21:19-21
God really does hate the handicapped. That's awesome thousands of years ago they hated midgets too.
> 19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
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> 20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
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> 21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
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> Leviticus 21:19-21
God really does hate the handicapped. That's awesome thousands of years ago they hated midgets too.
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