Topic: Will jesus forgive me?

+Anonymous A — 12 years ago #37,042

I must confess to a mean thing I did to the house of the fake lord, jesus christ, when I was a teen 20 yrs ago. I mean, I don't feel bad for doing it, it even made the paper.

I was stoned and bored on a Saturday night, so I got a couple tubes of super glue, went to three churches, and filled every keyhole on all the doors with glue. Needless to say, the biblethumpers were not happy because they couldn't get to church on the lord's day.

Do you think I will be fakefully forgiven?

+Anonymous B — 12 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #417,970

No you didn't. You spent your teen years playing scrabble with your parents.

+Anonymous C — 12 years ago, 25 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #417,971

Tips fedora

+Anonymous D — 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #417,976

+God bless chairs — 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #418,005

"And when Paul had gathered a bundle of sticks, and laid them on the fire, there came a viper out of the heat, and fastened on his hand."

Acts 28:3

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