Topic: My good deed for the day
+Anonymous A — 12 years ago #37,021
I am staying at a hotel for the week. And as always, I take time and look for the fictional book known as "The "Bible"(insert horror music here).
I found it in the bottom dresser drawer. I sat on my bed and started reading it. Well, I was getting so into it because it was telling me jesus loved me, that I turned the pages so fast, I ripped off the pages completely out..... Oops
Well, as I continued reading to the part about Satan being evil, I grabbed my marker and scribbled all over the pages. I wrote in the book that Satan is a good guy, and that he only killed one person compared to god's millions(now, who is the real killer?).
I took the book to the bathroom since I had to shit. Right off the fucking bat, I tripped over a penny...... book goes flying out of my hands, ricochets off the wall, and falls in the commode. When I tried to rescue it, the pages started falling out.
So, long story short, I took a shit on the book, then went to the front desk and complained about a book in the toilet and covered in shit, and that apparently, the housekeepers were not doing their job. They immediately moved me to another room.....
Now, to find the bible in this room and have more "accidents" with it....
At least I'm saving some soul from reading a book of lies....
I found it in the bottom dresser drawer. I sat on my bed and started reading it. Well, I was getting so into it because it was telling me jesus loved me, that I turned the pages so fast, I ripped off the pages completely out..... Oops
Well, as I continued reading to the part about Satan being evil, I grabbed my marker and scribbled all over the pages. I wrote in the book that Satan is a good guy, and that he only killed one person compared to god's millions(now, who is the real killer?).
I took the book to the bathroom since I had to shit. Right off the fucking bat, I tripped over a penny...... book goes flying out of my hands, ricochets off the wall, and falls in the commode. When I tried to rescue it, the pages started falling out.
So, long story short, I took a shit on the book, then went to the front desk and complained about a book in the toilet and covered in shit, and that apparently, the housekeepers were not doing their job. They immediately moved me to another room.....
Now, to find the bible in this room and have more "accidents" with it....
At least I'm saving some soul from reading a book of lies....
(Edited 3 minutes later.)
+Anonymous B — 12 years ago, 13 minutes later[T] [B] #417,800
Your fedora is showing.
+Anonymous C — 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #417,806
As an atheist, I feel obligated to remind you that you are a colossal ass.
Unless this is TAA copypasta, in which case, you have a colossal ass and you shit bananas.
Unless this is TAA copypasta, in which case, you have a colossal ass and you shit bananas.
+Anonymous D — 12 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #417,810
You're lightweight , OP. Hardcore atheists get their dogs to maul little girls.
+M — 12 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #417,964
+Anonymous F — 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #417,966
i pronounce "bible" as "bibbel"
+Anonymous G — 12 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #417,967
baibul
·Anonymous C — 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #417,968
·Anonymous F — 12 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #417,990
here they are
the bibbels
the bibbels
(Edited 11 seconds later.)
·Anonymous C — 12 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #418,015
+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 12 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #418,050
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