Topic: If God isnt real...

+Anonymous A — 12 years ago #36,944

Then how do you explain Noahs arc, Jesus feeding the 5000, Jesus turning water into wine, The parting of the red sea and the garden of Eden.

Fucking checkmate.

+Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk — 12 years ago, 19 minutes later[T] [B] #417,259

Explain Rapunzel, Sleeping Beauty, Hansel and Gretal, and Jack and the Beanstalk first.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #417,262

@previous (Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk)
Pagan trash.

Checkmate.

·Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk — 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #417,264

@previous (A)
Please re-check the origin of your rituals.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #417,266

@previous (Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk)
All the facts I need are right here, sister.

Checkmate again.

·Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk — 12 years ago, 7 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #417,268

@previous (A)
> facts
> illegal clone book derived from ancient natural mysticism
lol 10/10 bud

+Anonymous C — 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #417,271

@previous (Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk)
scandinavians like it in the butthole

·Red Creme !Soda7m0OQk — 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #417,274

@previous (C)
Are you saying OP is Scandinavian?

+Anonymous D — 12 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #417,277

@OP

> Then how do you explain Noahs arc, Jesus feeding the 5000, Jesus turning water into wine, The parting of the red sea and the garden of Eden.
>
> Fucking checkmate.

I want to see proof of all this....

·The Asshole — 12 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #417,278

@ OP

+Anonymous E — 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #417,280

where is the garden of eden exactly

·The Asshole — 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #417,283

@previous (E)

At the corner of Bullshit Street and Autism Circle.....

+God bless chairs — 12 years ago, 36 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #417,284

"And the sucking child shall play on the hole of the asp, and the weaned child shall put his hand on the cockatrice' den."

Isaiah 11:8

·Anonymous C — 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #417,292

+Anonymous G — 12 years ago, 53 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #417,295

Wow. So much fedora in this thread.

God is real you dummies. Get over it.

·Anonymous D — 12 years ago, 12 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #417,296

@previous (G)

proof????

·Anonymous G — 12 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #417,297

@previous (D)
Open your eyes, stupid. Humans, plants, animals, rocks... They are not created by some accident. They were created just like your stupid minecraft house. Try this, drop a shit tonne of Lego on the floor a few 100 times and IF they fall into the shape of a human or dog then you've proven that God isn't real. Untill then, get on your knees and prey.

·Anonymous D — 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #417,314

@previous (G)

So now your comparing god to legos? Typical religious bullshit.....

You can't prove that your god created all this shit, so you move onto toys.

You really are an idiot.....

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