Topic: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

+Anonymous A — 12 years ago #36,941

This darn Obama depression is affecting our family horribly. Since we moved to Freehold, we haven't been able to sell our beautiful six bedroom house on a 1/10th acre plot in Arizona. The bank is about to foreclose on it. I have already asked the church, but they are feeling the pinch too. Pastor Zeke's Christmas gift is only going to be in the 20 thousand dollar range this year.

It's fortunate that my daughter just turned 13. She needs to be betrothed anyway.

How much do you guys think I could get for her?

She, is of course a virgin. The tokens of virginity will be there on your wedding night when she reaches the age of consent or you can stone her as per Deuteronomy 22:13-21.

She is a decent cook, but lazy about cleaning. It's my wife's fault for that. I'm sure if you have a strong steady hand for keeping her in line, she can be encouraged to get better.

Any serious bids from True Christians will be considered.

You can't make her work out in the field. If you buy her for a wife you have to provide for her for the rest of her natural life, so please don't take this lightly. If you are buying her for your son, please make sure he likes her because otherwise you cannot return her.

Exodus 21:7-10 And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
If she please not her master, who has betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he has dealt deceitfully with her.
And if he has betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
If he takes him another wife; her food, her clothing, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.

+Anonymous B — 12 years ago, 38 minutes later[T] [B] #417,242

Not reading

+Anonymous C — 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #417,246

Mark hefford will buy her if she's 13

+Anonymous D — 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #417,251

@previous (C)
Is that TGpedosox's real name?

+Anonymous E — 12 years ago, 58 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #417,252

@OP
The Bible is bullshit, TG.

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+Sheik Yiboudi — 12 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #417,260

I give you 2 goats.

+Anonymous G — 12 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #417,263

I will buy her, so I can sell her back for triple the price to someone with more "interest"

+Anonymous H — 12 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #417,273

@417,246 (C)

> Mark hefford will buy her if she's 13

That's a bit old for him, he tends to like them around the 4 to 6 range.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12 years ago, 45 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #417,275

@417,260 (Sheik Yiboudi )

How bout two goats, three camels, and a tank of gas?

·Sheik Yiboudi — 12 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #417,285

@previous (A)
Three goats, a camel, and a barrel of crude oil.

·The Asshole (OP) — 12 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #417,287

@previous (Sheik Yiboudi )
Three goats, a camel, six chickens, barrel of crude oil, half tank of gas, and Iran's finest virgin....

·Sheik Yiboudi — 12 years ago, 30 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #417,289

@previous (The Asshole )
Three goats, whole cooked camel, barrel of crude oil, 4 chickens, and a DIY "72 virgins" kit. Final offer.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 12 years ago, 26 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #417,291

@previous (Sheik Yiboudi )

Do fresh vegetables come with camel?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 11.9 years ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #422,376

bump

·Sheik Yiboudi — 11.9 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #422,378

@417,291 (A)
Grains stuffed in camel stomach.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

+Anonymous I — 11.9 years ago, 5 days later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #422,927

Umm, what?

+Syntax — 11.9 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #422,929

@422,378 (Sheik Yiboudi )
Please define what kind of grains.

+Yellowjacket !kaEz7WmShM — 11.9 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #422,930

How can you be sure she's a virgin?

13-year olds tend to fuck around a lot nowadays.

+Anonymous L — 11.9 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #422,932

That's a fake Sheik.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 11.9 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #422,934

@422,929 (Syntax )

Illegible gibberish.

·Sheik Yiboudi — 11.9 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[T] [B] #422,939

@422,929 (Syntax )
Quality Iranian grain.

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